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Well I'm bailing on #TroyFallOfACity
What a turkey.
December 3, 2024 at 2:24 PM
tbf i think the lesson here is; where you have the opportunity, always write about working people, not rich dudes in palaces

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December 5, 2024 at 3:51 AM
The Amazons: We are sworn to destroy the Greeks.

also the Amazons: we had NO IDEA the Greeks have been literally around the corner having an exhausting war for years, would you like us to be involved?

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December 5, 2024 at 1:48 AM
YES DENNIS FRANZ ONLY YOU CAN SAVE TROY

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December 5, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Greece: Executes a solid siege strategy and network of local informants.

Troy: Grudgingly gets around to basic empathy with own population.

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December 5, 2024 at 3:46 AM
-go on
-no
-oh ok

top negotiation by Odysseus

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December 5, 2024 at 1:48 AM
-how are we to get home, Odysseus?
-well, that's....
...
...
...
A WHOLE OTHER STORY

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December 5, 2024 at 1:48 AM
i find it hard to believe that Achilles could have ended the Trojan War right there but was like 'nah, i'm many kinds of asshole but not that *specific* kind'

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December 5, 2024 at 3:41 AM
-How did you meet Andromache?
-idk rich family stuff, whatever, it's still love basically

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December 5, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Hector there, inventor of the hectare

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December 5, 2024 at 3:51 AM
'Then we'll see you soon. Under the earth.'

Actual line.
Actual lol.

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December 5, 2024 at 3:41 AM
I'm delighted to announce that Jonas Armstrong will be at Wales Comic Con on 21st September 2025 in #Llangollen, #UK.

Further info here: www.dmjconsultancy.co.uk/upcoming-eve...

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August 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
good to see that the death of Hector was a relaxed event you could bring your kids to

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December 5, 2024 at 1:43 AM
lol Andromache hiring a midwife who is famously shite even by the standards of the ancient world

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December 5, 2024 at 3:46 AM
WHY THE EPIC FUCK DOES EVERYONE IN TROY HAVE DREAMCATCHERS

WHY
TROY
DREAMCATCHERS

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December 5, 2024 at 3:46 AM
'the hard graft starts now'

it is stupid yet also brilliant how David Threlfall is playing Priam like a beleaguered Division 2 manager

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December 5, 2024 at 3:51 AM
-achilles srsly come be the figurehead of our army
-no
-ok can i borrow all your armour and weapons tho
-why
-uhm
-ok sure sounds legit

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December 5, 2024 at 1:48 AM
September 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
'what's that, boy? you're the viper in the nest?'

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December 5, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I'm delighted to announce that Jonas Armstrong will be at Em-Con on 13th & 14th June 2026 in #Nottingham, #UK.

Further info here: www.dmjconsultancy.co.uk/upcoming-eve...

#JonasArmstrong
#RobinHood #EdgeOfTomorrow #LineOfDuty #RipperStreet #TroyFallOfACity #TheBay #Strike #AfterTheFlood
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
thinking back to how straightforward and sensible the 2004 movie Troy was

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December 5, 2024 at 3:41 AM
i don't care if it's canon, that is a really silly retconning of a prophecy

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December 5, 2024 at 1:48 AM
who was it decided we needed a 'soap-style' response to literally everything?

is their corpse gibbeted somewhere where i can go throw stuff at it?

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December 5, 2024 at 3:46 AM
has history really been written so aggressively by the winners that the Trojans are forever fated to come across as rich dudes in a besieged palace like 'ugh ffs'

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December 5, 2024 at 3:46 AM