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Yale Drama shortlist (2024); Verity Bargate longlist (2022, 2017, 2013); Bruntwood longlist (2013); Papatango longlist (2022, 2017)

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This is where it pays to have done some stupid things and got away with them - nobody would expect you to do it again

#TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
JESSIE WENT META, BRILLIANT, TOTALLY ON-BRAND

#TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i can't remember Ben any more outside of being Jessie's macguffin

#TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Stephen at the round table dressed as his own action figure

#TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 8:38 PM
'MY TRUSTED PILE'

could watch hours of Jessie

#TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Sam, having been out-Sammed, Sams harder than he's ever Sammed before

#TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Surrey Quays, the urban gothic Edit.
January 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
So, farewell then
Dilbert creator Scott Adams.
You got the hell away from Black people.
By dying.
January 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
John Rooney: looks exactly like John O'Shea

Wayne Rooney: looks nothing like John O'Shea

explain that Watson, Crick, etc
January 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Yeah well at least I'm not the WebMD of dictionaries

DICK-tionaries
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
you might be into Sarraouina, a 1986 Burkinabé epic war movie about the titular 19th century female chieftain, and her resistance to the French colonisation of west Africa.
January 11, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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We interrupt your feed to bring you this fluffy chap adopting what we like to call the Spread Bearded Tit.

The name is still being workshopped…
January 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
if you're outside the big 6, the #FACup is cursed lately:

Portsmouth, 08: relegated in 2 years
Wigan, 13: relegated same year
Leicester, 21: relegated in 2 years
Palace, 24: beaten in first match of their defence in biggest cup shock ever
January 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
'I haven't seen anyone today who could win a dribble'

Glasner ushering in a new era of hilariously lugubrious manager

#FACup
January 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
big Macc energy

#FACup
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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this is why you never tell anyone they're the most trustworthy

#TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
'Yeah, I have a purpose!'

Jessie is entirely too relatable

#TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
can confirm, not sure what he was doing

#TheTraitors
'I'm not quite sure how I'm going to do it'

if anything, Stephen, that's probably an advantage

#TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
'I'm not quite sure how I'm going to do it'

if anything, Stephen, that's probably an advantage

#TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I FORGOT ADAM WAS A GHOST HUNTER

HOW HAVE WE NOT HAD A SEANCE YET

#TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
delighted that Stephen's had a chance to say 'OH MATE YOU FUCKED THAT RIGHT UP' to anyone else

#TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
DEATH-SPIRAL INITIATED FOR.... SOMEBODY

#TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
'we should absolutely believe everything told to us by the detective, who was so good at detecting she fixated on the wrong people and just got banished for how aggressive she was about it'

#TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
'I would like everyone to know that Jade is my number one target'

Nobody in Britain is in any doubt of that, Mandz

#TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM