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Kennedy Center to be renamed Trump-Kennedy Center, White House says
The board of the performing arts centre voted to name it after President Donald Trump, rebranding it the 'Trump-Kennedy Center', press secretary Karoline Leavitt says.
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December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
20 years ago, The Onion redesigned its website (slightly).
Plus, Bush and Cheney's Christmas message, the year in sports, Britney Spears, "thoughts and prayers," Howard Stern and more. onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
Plus, Bush and Cheney's Christmas message, the year in sports, Britney Spears, "thoughts and prayers," Howard Stern and more. onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
20 years ago, The Onion redesigned its website (slightly)
Plus, Bush and Cheney's Christmas message, the year in sports, Britney Spears, "thoughts and prayers," Howard Stern and more.
onion20.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
20 years ago, The Onion redesigned its website (slightly).
Plus, Bush and Cheney's Christmas message, the year in sports, Britney Spears, "thoughts and prayers," Howard Stern and more. onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
Plus, Bush and Cheney's Christmas message, the year in sports, Britney Spears, "thoughts and prayers," Howard Stern and more. onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
December 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Joe “Flaccid” Flacco needs a little help ever since #Deflategate one romantic night months ago. #JoeFlacco #TheOnion
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Joe “Flaccid” Flacco needs a little help ever since #Deflategate one romantic night months ago. #JoeFlacco #TheOnion
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December 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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“Everyone’s making fun of the aliens for having small probes and honestly they’re being treated very unfairly. These were obviously very loose men and women who were abducted.” - President Trump
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December 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
What I'm learning from subscribing to #theonion to help them get more subscribers than The Washington Post is that about 1 out of 100 Onion articles are incredibly funny and the rest… aren't. The ones that get shared around and go viral are the funny ones, and they're a small minority of what […]
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federate.social
December 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What I'm learning from subscribing to #theonion to help them get more subscribers than The Washington Post is that about 1 out of 100 Onion articles are incredibly funny and the rest… aren't. The ones that get shared around and go viral are the funny ones, and they're a small minority of what […]
RE: https://mstdn.social/@hkrn/115731381418227758
I had to stop and doublecheck that this wasn't an @theonion article.
So the path to Tech Bro runs through Westminster now, but only one Brit can be one at any given time.
#AIHype
I had to stop and doublecheck that this wasn't an @theonion article.
So the path to Tech Bro runs through Westminster now, but only one Brit can be one at any given time.
#AIHype
mstdn.social
December 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
RE: https://mstdn.social/@hkrn/115731381418227758
I had to stop and doublecheck that this wasn't an @theonion article.
So the path to Tech Bro runs through Westminster now, but only one Brit can be one at any given time.
#AIHype
I had to stop and doublecheck that this wasn't an @theonion article.
So the path to Tech Bro runs through Westminster now, but only one Brit can be one at any given time.
#AIHype
Honored to have my book Funny Because It's True: How The Onion Created Modern American News Satire on this best-of-2025 list. Thank you @brianboone.bsky.social
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The best nonfiction comedy books released in 2025 were focused on the past — on comedy’s history, themes, and steadfast examples of greatness and insight.
The Best Comedy Books of 2025
The best nonfiction comedy books released in 2025 were focused on the past — on comedy’s history, themes, and steadfast examples of greatness and insight.
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December 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Honored to have my book Funny Because It's True: How The Onion Created Modern American News Satire on this best-of-2025 list. Thank you @brianboone.bsky.social
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#theonion #Wisconsin
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My wife got me a subscription to @TheOnion for Christmas. #truelove
A gift from The Onion Store is the perfect way to tell someone you once heard them mention that they enjoy The Onion. https://store.theonion.com/collections/mens-apparel-accessories
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My wife got me a subscription to @TheOnion for Christmas. #truelove
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Go buy a gift subscription for loved ones this holiday season.
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December 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Go buy a gift subscription for loved ones this holiday season.
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OMG, this is hilarious... https:// theonion.com/grandchildren-pol itely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/ # TheOnion # Humor # Satire # Horror # Cinemastodon # Movies
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December 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
OMG, this is hilarious...
https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
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https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer
TORONTO—Assuring the 82-year-old filmmaker they could fall asleep perfectly fine without one, David Cronenberg’s grandchildren politely declined their grandfather’s offer to tell them a bedtime story, sources confirmed Monday. “Oh, that’s okay, Pop-Pop—we’re so sleepy already,” said 7-year-old Liam Cronenberg, who forced a yawn and rubbed his eyes as his 4-year-old brother, Mason Cronenberg, nodded vigorously […]
The post Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer appeared first on The Onion.
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December 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
TheOnion says what now?
Sun is a Start-up
Album title
Tracks include: Solar power arrives at Earth,
My energy is like Power.
Sun is a Start-up
Album title
Tracks include: Solar power arrives at Earth,
My energy is like Power.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
TheOnion says what now?
Sun is a Start-up
Album title
Tracks include: Solar power arrives at Earth,
My energy is like Power.
Sun is a Start-up
Album title
Tracks include: Solar power arrives at Earth,
My energy is like Power.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I can't believe this is real. It's sounds like something from #theonion. But even that seems over the top.
Trump team email to Epstein: 'Pedophiles, I want you to know how important you are to me'
www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
Trump team email to Epstein: 'Pedophiles, I want you to know how important you are to me'
An email account belonging to Jeffrey Epstein regularly received alerts from Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign and, after Epstein’s death, was addressed under a shocking new name, newly released records sh...
www.rawstory.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I can't believe this is real. It's sounds like something from #theonion. But even that seems over the top.