This is hiliarious. From Threads:
"It is not kind to mock the shoes that Elon Musk wore to the White House for a formal dinner.
These are therapeutic shoes worn by people who suffer from botched penile enlargements."
$TSLA $TSLAQ #Swasticock
"It is not kind to mock the shoes that Elon Musk wore to the White House for a formal dinner.
These are therapeutic shoes worn by people who suffer from botched penile enlargements."
$TSLA $TSLAQ #Swasticock
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
This is hiliarious. From Threads:
"It is not kind to mock the shoes that Elon Musk wore to the White House for a formal dinner.
These are therapeutic shoes worn by people who suffer from botched penile enlargements."
$TSLA $TSLAQ #Swasticock
"It is not kind to mock the shoes that Elon Musk wore to the White House for a formal dinner.
These are therapeutic shoes worn by people who suffer from botched penile enlargements."
$TSLA $TSLAQ #Swasticock
Looks like a case of swasticock
April 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Looks like a case of swasticock
Swasticock, aka Adolf Crippler
March 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Swasticock, aka Adolf Crippler
...I couldn't not share swasticock
April 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
...I couldn't not share swasticock
Going forward, I think we should call Donald Trump a "swasticock sucker."
March 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Going forward, I think we should call Donald Trump a "swasticock sucker."
Who's going to join Elon Musk's Swasticock Party? I'm going to pass...
June 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Who's going to join Elon Musk's Swasticock Party? I'm going to pass...
Which part is fake? Tthe tweet part or the botched swasticock part?
That Tweet About Elon Musk's Botched Penis Being Real Is Fake https://gizmodo.com/that-tweet-about-elon-musks-botched-penis-being-real-is-fake-2000583511
That Tweet About Elon Musk's Botched Penis Being Real Is Fake
Ashley St. Clair didn't actually confirm the rumors.
gizmodo.com
April 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Which part is fake? Tthe tweet part or the botched swasticock part?
Send Musk's traitorous ass and his botched swasticock to El Salvadoir...
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAYS MUSK'S COMMENTS ON BILL ARE ‘VERY DISAPPOINTING’ || SAYS MUSK IS 'TERRIBLY WRONG' ABOUT TAX BILL
June 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Send Musk's traitorous ass and his botched swasticock to El Salvadoir...
Hegseth gets pegged with a swasticock.
September 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hegseth gets pegged with a swasticock.
Might need to sharpen the blade to cut through Musk's botched swasticock implant..
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Might need to sharpen the blade to cut through Musk's botched swasticock implant..
Disappointed that no one in this thread has used the word Swasticock.
March 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Disappointed that no one in this thread has used the word Swasticock.
Musk has a swasticock?
February 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Musk has a swasticock?
Mr Swasticock as I like to call him is the perfect role model for any up and not coming incel!
April 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Mr Swasticock as I like to call him is the perfect role model for any up and not coming incel!
The Tesla Diner, home of the "Swasticock Mini-Sub" sandwich...
Tesla Diner Drops Most Menu Options And Cuts Hours Just Weeks After Opening, Surprising No One
Tesla Diner Drops Most Menu Options And Cuts Hours Just Weeks After Opening, Surprising No One
The menu has dwindled down to just a burger, three sandwiches, a hot dog, fries, a cup of chili, a slice of pecan pie and drinks, and all-day breakfast is gone.
www.jalopnik.com
August 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Tesla Diner, home of the "Swasticock Mini-Sub" sandwich...
Domestic terrorism starts at home:
"Get away from me with that, that, that swasticock !!!!"
"Get away from me with that, that, that swasticock !!!!"
April 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Domestic terrorism starts at home:
"Get away from me with that, that, that swasticock !!!!"
"Get away from me with that, that, that swasticock !!!!"
Swasticock Elon Musk can't pee...
“Furthermore, it becomes a vicious cycle when “ketamine-induced cystitis,” or inflammatio patients, attempt to manage their urinary pain with increased ketamine use,” the study adds."
“Furthermore, it becomes a vicious cycle when “ketamine-induced cystitis,” or inflammatio patients, attempt to manage their urinary pain with increased ketamine use,” the study adds."
The @rollingstone.com hed is a little more direct than the @nytimes.com. 🤡
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
May 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Swasticock Elon Musk can't pee...
“Furthermore, it becomes a vicious cycle when “ketamine-induced cystitis,” or inflammatio patients, attempt to manage their urinary pain with increased ketamine use,” the study adds."
“Furthermore, it becomes a vicious cycle when “ketamine-induced cystitis,” or inflammatio patients, attempt to manage their urinary pain with increased ketamine use,” the study adds."
Elon "Swasticock" Musk
The @rollingstone.com hed is a little more direct than the @nytimes.com. 🤡
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
May 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Elon "Swasticock" Musk
I don't think Elon "Swasticock" Musk's security detail is big enough....
February 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I don't think Elon "Swasticock" Musk's security detail is big enough....
It's a deranged circus of shit. The “efficiency” scam is just a purge. These cunts shout “Savings!” while stuffing their pockets, and the morons lap it up straight from the swasticock of Musk.
Fucking the status quo and raping the country from the oval office.
Fucking the status quo and raping the country from the oval office.
February 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It's a deranged circus of shit. The “efficiency” scam is just a purge. These cunts shout “Savings!” while stuffing their pockets, and the morons lap it up straight from the swasticock of Musk.
Fucking the status quo and raping the country from the oval office.
Fucking the status quo and raping the country from the oval office.
February 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
OMG...wait...does Musk have a crooked Swasticock? Ew. Just when you thought he could not be even more revolting. 🤮
February 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
OMG...wait...does Musk have a crooked Swasticock? Ew. Just when you thought he could not be even more revolting. 🤮
Musk has a swasticock?
February 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It's more space efficient to refer to it as a "Swasticock"
April 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's more space efficient to refer to it as a "Swasticock"