Overheard in Georgetown: "We don't know whose the baby is, but it might be this bouncer - an Ethiopian guy who wants to be a Mixed Martial Artist but only eats pizzas and sits around all day." #OverheardInDC

#OverheardInDC: “Sooooo she’s engaged to another CIA agent and….”

So happy that @51st.news has restarted #OverheardinDC. The second installment is out and sharing here so others know and start submitting! #DC has some of the wonkiest Overheards and I love it.

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washingtonprobs, overheardindc, and similar dc accounts on instagram have great roundups!

“Yeah, well, I have a Ph.D., so you can all eat my ass.” #overheardindc

“I follow Eric Zemmour on Instagram” #overheardindc #fucktheseguys

#OverheardinDC

On the metro escalator, a young man on the phone:
"The cheesecake is not the issue. The cheesecake is not the issue!"

#OverheardInDC? 🤔🤓🧐

If you’re on Instagram, overheardinDC is great!

Pretty sure Holden Caufield just passed Old Ebbitt. #overheardindc

“Should I get Cava? Wait, do they have Cava in Washington? Ugh.”

#overheardindc

#OverheardInDC walking thru Clarendon, guy in 30's on his phone: "you know we grew up before we had these types of phones, so when we were hanging out with friends we were just hootin' and hollerin'... Gawwwd where am I from? I'm from Northern Virginia, why am I saying hootin' and hollerin'?"

if you're in line to see Jimmy Carter lie in state, STAY IN LINE! #WashingtonDC #DC #JimmyCarter #OverheardInDC

“My DoorDasher has an apostrophe in her name. I’m never getting my order now!”

#OverheardInDc #washingtondc #dc

#OverheardInDC
Mom: Daddy and I share all our secrets
4 yr old: Then I'm not gonna tell Daddy then

please also appreciate this #OverheardinDC from @kaydo11.bsky.social ‬

Kid: *kicks ball directly into the street*
Dad: What’d you do that for? That was obviously a poor decision.
Kid: I’m a poor decision maker!