Dear cholesterol et al please accelerate your timeline. Shit is nuts out here and we could use a hero. #Iwantoffthistimeline
September 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Dear cholesterol et al please accelerate your timeline. Shit is nuts out here and we could use a hero. #Iwantoffthistimeline
Is it bad that I’m relieved this guy is golfing and not trying to actually govern? #lifeShouldntbeaSouthparkEpisode #iwantoffthistimeline
April 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Is it bad that I’m relieved this guy is golfing and not trying to actually govern? #lifeShouldntbeaSouthparkEpisode #iwantoffthistimeline
Still not at all convinced I’m not in a coma and having an elaborate slow nightmare #wtf #iwantoffthistimeline #patriotsbelieveintheconstitution #usa
March 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Still not at all convinced I’m not in a coma and having an elaborate slow nightmare #wtf #iwantoffthistimeline #patriotsbelieveintheconstitution #usa
I think the only thing more shocking about South Carolina using a firing squad to execute an inmate on death row this Friday, is that it’s labeled as ‘the first in 15 years’.
They were using firing squads for executions only 15 years ago?!?!? 😳
#firingsquad #southcarolina #iwantoffthistimeline #fdt
They were using firing squads for executions only 15 years ago?!?!? 😳
#firingsquad #southcarolina #iwantoffthistimeline #fdt
A prisoner on South Carolina’s death row is scheduled this week to die by firing squad, the state’s first-ever use of that execution method. Brad Keith Sigmon, convicted of double murder, chose the firing squad over the state’s default execution method, the electric chair.
An American is set to be executed by firing squad. Here’s what to know.
Brad Keith Sigmon, who was convicted of killing his ex-girlfriend’s parents in South Carolina, opted for the firing squad over the electric chair and lethal injection.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think the only thing more shocking about South Carolina using a firing squad to execute an inmate on death row this Friday, is that it’s labeled as ‘the first in 15 years’.
They were using firing squads for executions only 15 years ago?!?!? 😳
#firingsquad #southcarolina #iwantoffthistimeline #fdt
They were using firing squads for executions only 15 years ago?!?!? 😳
#firingsquad #southcarolina #iwantoffthistimeline #fdt
How fucked is it that in this reality I am writing a college discussion post about how THE US PRESIDENT made a FALSE claim about CONDOM BOMBS. #iwantoffthistimeline #fdt #sosfromtheus #usa #Trump #wtf
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
How fucked is it that in this reality I am writing a college discussion post about how THE US PRESIDENT made a FALSE claim about CONDOM BOMBS. #iwantoffthistimeline #fdt #sosfromtheus #usa #Trump #wtf
Can’t decide which current event book to read next? #iwantoffthistimeline
February 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Can’t decide which current event book to read next? #iwantoffthistimeline
So, the bird flu, H5N1, is becoming an issue right before Trump is about to take office. What can go wrong?
#birdflu #h5n1 #iwantoffthistimeline
#birdflu #h5n1 #iwantoffthistimeline
December 19, 2024 at 1:27 PM
So, the bird flu, H5N1, is becoming an issue right before Trump is about to take office. What can go wrong?
#birdflu #h5n1 #iwantoffthistimeline
#birdflu #h5n1 #iwantoffthistimeline
Throw away the whole government. It's broken. They don't care about us. I'm so tired. #werecooked #uspolitics #usgovernment #capitalism #taxationwithoutrepresentation #iwantoffthistimeline
December 6, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Throw away the whole government. It's broken. They don't care about us. I'm so tired. #werecooked #uspolitics #usgovernment #capitalism #taxationwithoutrepresentation #iwantoffthistimeline
WAIT! Take me with you!!! 😩🫠
Side note: what if the bottom of the ocean is just a continuum into space 🤔
#aliens #aliensarereal #oceanaliens #iwantoffthistimeline
Side note: what if the bottom of the ocean is just a continuum into space 🤔
#aliens #aliensarereal #oceanaliens #iwantoffthistimeline
November 20, 2024 at 6:18 PM
WAIT! Take me with you!!! 😩🫠
Side note: what if the bottom of the ocean is just a continuum into space 🤔
#aliens #aliensarereal #oceanaliens #iwantoffthistimeline
Side note: what if the bottom of the ocean is just a continuum into space 🤔
#aliens #aliensarereal #oceanaliens #iwantoffthistimeline
My Partner:
”I can’t wait for Ronald Reagan Part II: Electric AI Bogaloo.”
#afterdarksky #morbid #joke #iwantoffthistimeline #latenightsky
”I can’t wait for Ronald Reagan Part II: Electric AI Bogaloo.”
#afterdarksky #morbid #joke #iwantoffthistimeline #latenightsky
November 18, 2024 at 4:55 AM
My Partner:
”I can’t wait for Ronald Reagan Part II: Electric AI Bogaloo.”
#afterdarksky #morbid #joke #iwantoffthistimeline #latenightsky
”I can’t wait for Ronald Reagan Part II: Electric AI Bogaloo.”
#afterdarksky #morbid #joke #iwantoffthistimeline #latenightsky