#Centrifuge
1. Yes, but also,
2. What the fuck is up with this industrial-ass centrifuge for your kitchen???

Me over buying salad spinners on the black market to produce highly enriched kale until the Israeli Air Force puts a JDAM through my apartment XD
January 26, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I worked a temp job at one of the county's business incubator/co-working spaces. This location has lab facilities, so I was the one to greet the centrifuge repairman.
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 11:25 PM
They're putting me in a centrifuge tomorrow to separate me into all my elements
January 25, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Those are my emotional support: insulated styrofoam boxes and centrifuge tube wracks/plastic bags/ empty pipet tip boxes/preferred sharpie/inexhaustible volume of kimwipes and parafilm/lucky pipettors/PCR machine shrine/ cheerful color multitube rack/random centrifuge balance tubes/turtle minifuge
You don't understand that's my emotional support bag of loose PCR tubes
January 25, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Donald Trump is quietly choking science to death

https://www.byteseu.com/1743857/

In the sterile corridors of high-security laboratories, progress is usually a quiet affair. You hear the hum of a centrifuge or the rhythmic pipetting of a researcher chasing a breakthrough. But lately, the most …
Donald Trump is quietly choking science to death - Bytes Europe
In the sterile corridors of high-security laboratories, progress is usually a quiet affair. You hear the hum of a centrifuge or the rhythmic pipetting of a
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January 25, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I need a centrifuge to ensure I get the perfect squirt from my godiva chocolate sauce
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I'll say this ... all that is happening, like a democratic centrifuge is separating senators and reps into 2 piles: those who will lead us out of this and those we must leave behind.
January 25, 2026 at 2:17 AM
i must place his smug ass in a centrifuge
January 25, 2026 at 12:18 AM
2001: The 36 tonne centrifuge set
January 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
rotating them in my mind like they're in a medical centrifuge to see if any distinct shape and features arise.
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Japan already has 47 tons of plutonium stockpiled and advanced centrifuge technology. South Korea abandoned its nuclear program in the 1970s under U.S. pressure but retains the technical capability to restart within 18 months.
January 24, 2026 at 8:06 PM
this exact thought keeps repeating in my head. knowing you can't say it out loud (on the internet or the phone etc) just seems to spin it around in the centrifuge of my skull, refining it into pure white hot rage
If I say what should happen to every ICE and border patrol stooge, every government official above them, every so-called representative hemming and hawing and ultimately letting all of this unfold without resistance, I'll be banned so fast there'll be a Gretchen-shaped hole in the internet
January 24, 2026 at 4:42 PM
A toutes fins utiles.
January 24, 2026 at 9:10 AM
- My job mainly consisted of cleaning the cages and doing laundry but I also got to assist with "easy" procedures like neutering. I learnt how to prep an animal for surgery, clip nails properly, insert the cannula, use the blood centrifuge and that kind of thing. -
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 AM
But who took our beautiful code out of impatience?
Who had to blow up those Iranian centrifuge instead of shaking them apart?
Israel took Pegasus.
They added detectable code. Then their companies sold it back to our enemies here.
January 23, 2026 at 9:05 PM
$LEU files 8-K

Centrus Announces $560M Investment to Expand Oak Ridge Centrifuge Manufacturing for Domestic Uranium Enrichment

Full story: https://wiseek.ai/ticker/leu/centrus-announces-560m-investment-to-expand-oak-ridge-centrifuge-manufacturing-for-domestic-uranium-enrichment-000162828026003245/
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
still in awe of the mop wringer reveal. my guess at the time was salad centrifuge but it seemed too fantastical... more the fool, me
January 23, 2026 at 5:39 PM