good night from the burglar & police officer who follow household shoe rules 😂
January 27, 2026 at 12:57 AM
good night from the burglar & police officer who follow household shoe rules 😂
Legal names of my cats:
Fluffy
Babu
What we call them when they act up:
The Turd Burglar
Puddles the Piss Goblin
Fluffy
Babu
What we call them when they act up:
The Turd Burglar
Puddles the Piss Goblin
January 27, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Legal names of my cats:
Fluffy
Babu
What we call them when they act up:
The Turd Burglar
Puddles the Piss Goblin
Fluffy
Babu
What we call them when they act up:
The Turd Burglar
Puddles the Piss Goblin
'It was hardly a good idea was it?' Hartlepool burglar sprayed by cop while trying to escape on bike
'It was hardly a good idea was it?' Hartlepool burglar sprayed by cop while trying to escape on bike
Simon Parry was sentenced to a 18 month community order at Teesside Crown Court
www.gazettelive.co.uk
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 AM
'It was hardly a good idea was it?' Hartlepool burglar sprayed by cop while trying to escape on bike
'It was hardly a good idea was it?' Hartlepool burglar sprayed by cop while trying to escape on bike
'It was hardly a good idea was it?' Hartlepool burglar sprayed by cop while trying to escape on bike
Simon Parry was sentenced to a 18 month community order at Teesside Crown Court
www.bntmedia.uk
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 AM
'It was hardly a good idea was it?' Hartlepool burglar sprayed by cop while trying to escape on bike
01/26/2026 18:45 / RPD Precinct 3 313A5 / BURGLAR ALARM , INVESTIGATE - 600-BLK S DAVIS AVE Enroute #rva
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
01/26/2026 18:45 / RPD Precinct 3 313A5 / BURGLAR ALARM , INVESTIGATE - 600-BLK S DAVIS AVE Enroute #rva
Eh - even in their original design doc they spelled it 'Lara.' From everything I've read, they went back and forth with 'Laura.' And that was mainly to get Americans to pronounce it 'Lar-ah' - which we didn't either way lol. Awesome work btw!!
January 26, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Eh - even in their original design doc they spelled it 'Lara.' From everything I've read, they went back and forth with 'Laura.' And that was mainly to get Americans to pronounce it 'Lar-ah' - which we didn't either way lol. Awesome work btw!!
Face reveal. Wrong answers only.
January 26, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Face reveal. Wrong answers only.
01/26/2026 17:54 / RPD Precinct 2 211C4 / BURGLAR ALARM , INVESTIGATE - 3400-BLK MAURY ST Enroute #rva
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
01/26/2026 17:54 / RPD Precinct 2 211C4 / BURGLAR ALARM , INVESTIGATE - 3400-BLK MAURY ST Enroute #rva
I thought I’d share some OC’s I’ve been developing for a while. One is a literal “cat” burglar modelled after Emma Peel & 60’s fashion names Tabitha (Tabby), a glamorous thief who is beset by a police dog named Inspector Jack Russell. Let me know what you think!
January 26, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I thought I’d share some OC’s I’ve been developing for a while. One is a literal “cat” burglar modelled after Emma Peel & 60’s fashion names Tabitha (Tabby), a glamorous thief who is beset by a police dog named Inspector Jack Russell. Let me know what you think!
My second newsletter goes out in a few days! No complimentary short story this time around, but if you haven't already signed up, you can do so and get immediate access to December's gift, "Her Friend, the Burglar," a cute almost-romance from 1922! #pulp
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January 26, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My second newsletter goes out in a few days! No complimentary short story this time around, but if you haven't already signed up, you can do so and get immediate access to December's gift, "Her Friend, the Burglar," a cute almost-romance from 1922! #pulp
counterfeiter resisting arrest! (He couldn't even breathe) He was a burglar! (He was jogging)
But even if all those accusations were true, that does not make it okay to execute someone in cold blood. I don't know how we bridge this disconnect.
By all accounts Alex Pretti was a gem of a human. I do
But even if all those accusations were true, that does not make it okay to execute someone in cold blood. I don't know how we bridge this disconnect.
By all accounts Alex Pretti was a gem of a human. I do
January 26, 2026 at 9:28 PM
counterfeiter resisting arrest! (He couldn't even breathe) He was a burglar! (He was jogging)
But even if all those accusations were true, that does not make it okay to execute someone in cold blood. I don't know how we bridge this disconnect.
By all accounts Alex Pretti was a gem of a human. I do
But even if all those accusations were true, that does not make it okay to execute someone in cold blood. I don't know how we bridge this disconnect.
By all accounts Alex Pretti was a gem of a human. I do
ACPD: Serial burglar faces 22 charges after nearly a dozen Arlington incidents
ACPD: Serial burglar faces 22 charges after nearly a dozen Arlington incidents | ARLnow.com
A Maryland man is facing numerous charges after "a series of property crimes targeting Arlington homes and a business." The 34-year-old from Waldorf allegedly stole thousands of dollars worth of jewelry,...
www.arlnow.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
ACPD: Serial burglar faces 22 charges after nearly a dozen Arlington incidents
01/26/2026 15:00 / RPD Precinct 3 313A2 / BURGLAR ALARM , INVESTIGATE - 2500-BLK FLOYD AVE Enroute #rva
January 26, 2026 at 8:15 PM
01/26/2026 15:00 / RPD Precinct 3 313A2 / BURGLAR ALARM , INVESTIGATE - 2500-BLK FLOYD AVE Enroute #rva
01/26/2026 14:32 / RPD Precinct 3 312C2 / BURGLAR ALARM , INVESTIGATE - 5800-BLK WESTOWER DR Enroute #rva
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
01/26/2026 14:32 / RPD Precinct 3 312C2 / BURGLAR ALARM , INVESTIGATE - 5800-BLK WESTOWER DR Enroute #rva
I honestly, hate waiting
January 26, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I honestly, hate waiting
They always used tell the home defense gun owners to shoot to kill a burglar or they will come back and testify against you in court.
January 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
They always used tell the home defense gun owners to shoot to kill a burglar or they will come back and testify against you in court.
01/26/2026 13:32 / RPD Precinct 4 411A2 / BURGLAR ALARM , INVESTIGATE - 1300-BLK VICTOR ST Enroute #rva
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
01/26/2026 13:32 / RPD Precinct 4 411A2 / BURGLAR ALARM , INVESTIGATE - 1300-BLK VICTOR ST Enroute #rva
Burglar Behind Bars After Being Caught by Proactive Intercept Team #LocalToOssett #westyorkshire
Burglar Behind Bars After Being Caught by Proactive Intercept Team
Friday 23 January A burglar who drove a stolen moped dangerously around Leeds is now behind bars after being brought to a stop by our Proactive Intercept Team. Find out more:
www.westyorkshire.police.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Burglar Behind Bars After Being Caught by Proactive Intercept Team #LocalToOssett #westyorkshire
📻 Under The Radar
🎤 Andy Gardener
💿 Lovey
🎵 Burglar
Broadcasting to Brentwood, Billericay and beyond
🎤 Andy Gardener
💿 Lovey
🎵 Burglar
Broadcasting to Brentwood, Billericay and beyond
January 26, 2026 at 6:12 PM
📻 Under The Radar
🎤 Andy Gardener
💿 Lovey
🎵 Burglar
Broadcasting to Brentwood, Billericay and beyond
🎤 Andy Gardener
💿 Lovey
🎵 Burglar
Broadcasting to Brentwood, Billericay and beyond
#OtherUsesForBubbleWrap
As a burglar alarm
As a burglar alarm
January 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
#OtherUsesForBubbleWrap
As a burglar alarm
As a burglar alarm
Prison guard who was filmed having sex with armed burglar in his cell and smuggled in cannabis for him is jailed for three years trib.al/9KmMrZ2
Prison guard who had sex with armed burglar in his cell is jailed
Alicia Novas, 20, had a four-month fling with Declan Winkless, 31, while he was serving an 11-year sentence for a series of terrifying raids that saw residents physically assaulted.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Prison guard who was filmed having sex with armed burglar in his cell and smuggled in cannabis for him is jailed for three years trib.al/9KmMrZ2
North Central Division, Beat: 621, 12 - Burglar Alarm Unknown at 191XX BLOCK OXFORD DR reported on 1/26/2026, 9:58 AM CST, Incident# 26-0142520 #dpdi-div-nc #dpdi-beat-621
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
North Central Division, Beat: 621, 12 - Burglar Alarm Unknown at 191XX BLOCK OXFORD DR reported on 1/26/2026, 9:58 AM CST, Incident# 26-0142520 #dpdi-div-nc #dpdi-beat-621
01/26/2026 10:40 / RPD Precinct 2 212C1 / BURGLAR ALARM , INVESTIGATE - 2900-BLK MATISSE LN Enroute #rva
January 26, 2026 at 3:45 PM
01/26/2026 10:40 / RPD Precinct 2 212C1 / BURGLAR ALARM , INVESTIGATE - 2900-BLK MATISSE LN Enroute #rva
Northeast Division, Beat: 234, 12 - Burglar Alarm Unknown at 6XX BLOCK COOLAIR DR reported on 1/26/2026, 8:49 AM CST, Incident# 26-0142303 #dpdi-div-ne #dpdi-beat-234
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Northeast Division, Beat: 234, 12 - Burglar Alarm Unknown at 6XX BLOCK COOLAIR DR reported on 1/26/2026, 8:49 AM CST, Incident# 26-0142303 #dpdi-div-ne #dpdi-beat-234