matteo
@alieninacoma.bsky.social
Sadly, not a real cow, but I am ready to be abducted by Aliens.
Goths for Beyoncé
(32) 👽 • I like Moovies & Bugs • Gay • Anti-Ai • MDNI (21+)
Goths for Beyoncé
(32) 👽 • I like Moovies & Bugs • Gay • Anti-Ai • MDNI (21+)
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matteo
@alieninacoma.bsky.social
· Jan 1
I’ll bite for the new year #promosky
Looking for mutuals 🙂↕️
(32 • He/Him • #Gaysky)
• Aliens 👽
• #Artsky / Sketching + Charcoal
• #Blacksky
• Bugs 🐌
• Oddities
• #HorrorSky
• Movies
• X-Files + Twin Peaks
• Alt.
• Film/Photography
• Cow
• Silent Hill🟥
• Yapper
SFW account
MDNI ❌ (21+ Only)
🛸🔄
Looking for mutuals 🙂↕️
(32 • He/Him • #Gaysky)
• Aliens 👽
• #Artsky / Sketching + Charcoal
• #Blacksky
• Bugs 🐌
• Oddities
• #HorrorSky
• Movies
• X-Files + Twin Peaks
• Alt.
• Film/Photography
• Cow
• Silent Hill🟥
• Yapper
SFW account
MDNI ❌ (21+ Only)
🛸🔄
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Drawings by me of drinks from movies
In a Lonely Place (1950)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Double Indemnity (1944)
Collateral (2004)
marcusjmerritt.com/objects-from...
In a Lonely Place (1950)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Double Indemnity (1944)
Collateral (2004)
marcusjmerritt.com/objects-from...
February 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Drawings by me of drinks from movies
In a Lonely Place (1950)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Double Indemnity (1944)
Collateral (2004)
marcusjmerritt.com/objects-from...
In a Lonely Place (1950)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Double Indemnity (1944)
Collateral (2004)
marcusjmerritt.com/objects-from...
Took myself on a little date to get Matcha and a lady bug decided to join me.
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Took myself on a little date to get Matcha and a lady bug decided to join me.
Some asshole tagged our sidewalk and the name tagged.. is troublz 😭
A grown ass man by the way!!
Embarrassing
A grown ass man by the way!!
Embarrassing
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Some asshole tagged our sidewalk and the name tagged.. is troublz 😭
A grown ass man by the way!!
Embarrassing
A grown ass man by the way!!
Embarrassing
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my sticker collection has grown :)
February 3, 2026 at 1:33 AM
my sticker collection has grown :)
I had a stress dream last night about my old workplace…
They happen much less now but each time I dream about it I wake up in a panic.
Also dumb. I dreamt that I was uploading coupons to our files and I got trouble lmaoo
They happen much less now but each time I dream about it I wake up in a panic.
Also dumb. I dreamt that I was uploading coupons to our files and I got trouble lmaoo
February 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I had a stress dream last night about my old workplace…
They happen much less now but each time I dream about it I wake up in a panic.
Also dumb. I dreamt that I was uploading coupons to our files and I got trouble lmaoo
They happen much less now but each time I dream about it I wake up in a panic.
Also dumb. I dreamt that I was uploading coupons to our files and I got trouble lmaoo
But anyways Dutch Bros hates to see me coming.
No one cares but adding a little fun fact. That shade of Neon blue is blurry to me with and without my glasses. It does not register clear to my eyes at all.
No one cares but adding a little fun fact. That shade of Neon blue is blurry to me with and without my glasses. It does not register clear to my eyes at all.
February 3, 2026 at 4:36 AM
But anyways Dutch Bros hates to see me coming.
No one cares but adding a little fun fact. That shade of Neon blue is blurry to me with and without my glasses. It does not register clear to my eyes at all.
No one cares but adding a little fun fact. That shade of Neon blue is blurry to me with and without my glasses. It does not register clear to my eyes at all.
I’m easy to please, I love a late night drive listening to sad girl jams or slow love songs.
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I’m easy to please, I love a late night drive listening to sad girl jams or slow love songs.
My ears get hot when I’m stressed and right now they are on fire.
Fully blaming it on ser Duncan the Tall cause I need him… bad 😮💨
Fully blaming it on ser Duncan the Tall cause I need him… bad 😮💨
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
My ears get hot when I’m stressed and right now they are on fire.
Fully blaming it on ser Duncan the Tall cause I need him… bad 😮💨
Fully blaming it on ser Duncan the Tall cause I need him… bad 😮💨
I wanted to sleep in but here I am… been wide awake since 6am. 😔
February 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I wanted to sleep in but here I am… been wide awake since 6am. 😔
Snoopy says good morning
(He looks a little angry)
(He looks a little angry)
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Snoopy says good morning
(He looks a little angry)
(He looks a little angry)
Wow first time I’ve been buzzed in a long time.
Hello and goodnight
Hello and goodnight
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Wow first time I’ve been buzzed in a long time.
Hello and goodnight
Hello and goodnight
Not only did I wake up with hiccups but for whatever reason my voice has been squeaky/cracky like I’m going through puberty again.
Embarrassing
Embarrassing
January 30, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Not only did I wake up with hiccups but for whatever reason my voice has been squeaky/cracky like I’m going through puberty again.
Embarrassing
Embarrassing
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Attempting to play cyberpunk and I’m not sure if I’m having a good time.
January 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Attempting to play cyberpunk and I’m not sure if I’m having a good time.
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I hope Aliens will come into my bedroom tonight and zap me into space.
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I hope Aliens will come into my bedroom tonight and zap me into space.
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“this song makes me think of you” ok lets kiss
January 28, 2026 at 4:15 AM
“this song makes me think of you” ok lets kiss
I miss springtime open.spotify.com/playlist/5ov...
blvd.
open.spotify.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 AM
I miss springtime open.spotify.com/playlist/5ov...
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I honestly, hate waiting
January 26, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I honestly, hate waiting
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ceramic cup.... with teeth 🦷
January 25, 2026 at 2:19 PM
ceramic cup.... with teeth 🦷
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BLAKE'S VAMPIRE ‘The Ghost of a Flea’, a miniature painting by visionary artist and poet William Blake, is an image of vampirism in action; the flea holds a cup for blood drinking and stares eagerly towards it. It was produced in 1819, the same year as Polidori’s Vampyre #FolkloreSunday
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 PM
BLAKE'S VAMPIRE ‘The Ghost of a Flea’, a miniature painting by visionary artist and poet William Blake, is an image of vampirism in action; the flea holds a cup for blood drinking and stares eagerly towards it. It was produced in 1819, the same year as Polidori’s Vampyre #FolkloreSunday
One drink and I’m ready to kiss everyone.I regret going out tonight, I have work in… 4 hours 🫠😅
Definitely will be knocking out when I get home later.
Definitely will be knocking out when I get home later.
January 25, 2026 at 8:15 AM
One drink and I’m ready to kiss everyone.I regret going out tonight, I have work in… 4 hours 🫠😅
Definitely will be knocking out when I get home later.
Definitely will be knocking out when I get home later.
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Fable/Fable Anniversary was a vibe back in the day and now I don’t care I love this game to pieces ❤️
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Fable/Fable Anniversary was a vibe back in the day and now I don’t care I love this game to pieces ❤️