matteo
@alieninacoma.bsky.social
Sadly, not a real cow, but I am ready to be abducted by Aliens.
Goths for Beyoncé
(32) 👽 • I like Moovies & Bugs • Gay • Anti-Ai • MDNI (21+)
Goths for Beyoncé
(32) 👽 • I like Moovies & Bugs • Gay • Anti-Ai • MDNI (21+)
2D Mario games… STRESS me out.
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
2D Mario games… STRESS me out.
Yeah he sure did… men are something else 🙄
8 years is a long time too for him to just cut you off like that. Sounds like it was for the better for you but that’s definitely insane of him.
I say you beat his ass!!! 🤛🏾
8 years is a long time too for him to just cut you off like that. Sounds like it was for the better for you but that’s definitely insane of him.
I say you beat his ass!!! 🤛🏾
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Yeah he sure did… men are something else 🙄
8 years is a long time too for him to just cut you off like that. Sounds like it was for the better for you but that’s definitely insane of him.
I say you beat his ass!!! 🤛🏾
8 years is a long time too for him to just cut you off like that. Sounds like it was for the better for you but that’s definitely insane of him.
I say you beat his ass!!! 🤛🏾
Scorpio 🌞, Aquarius🌛 and Cancer 🌅
February 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Scorpio 🌞, Aquarius🌛 and Cancer 🌅
… what the helly.
You dodged a major red flag 🚩
You dodged a major red flag 🚩
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
… what the helly.
You dodged a major red flag 🚩
You dodged a major red flag 🚩
Yeah I can’t see it either lmao but!! Still a pretty cool name. I think Ryan definitely suits you
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Yeah I can’t see it either lmao but!! Still a pretty cool name. I think Ryan definitely suits you
Now I feel bad cause I drove away :/
She just wanted to drink a little matcha and chat
She just wanted to drink a little matcha and chat
February 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Now I feel bad cause I drove away :/
She just wanted to drink a little matcha and chat
She just wanted to drink a little matcha and chat
You know… I kinda like Brick
February 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
You know… I kinda like Brick
Manifesting a Dunkin’s too.
I need all Starbucks to burn and be replaced with Dutch Bros and Dunkin’s
I need all Starbucks to burn and be replaced with Dutch Bros and Dunkin’s
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Manifesting a Dunkin’s too.
I need all Starbucks to burn and be replaced with Dutch Bros and Dunkin’s
I need all Starbucks to burn and be replaced with Dutch Bros and Dunkin’s
Omg these are so cool
February 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Omg these are so cool
Black chipped nails definitely look better 🙂↕️
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Black chipped nails definitely look better 🙂↕️
Oh my god 😭
You were so lucky to have one so close to you! Most of them were so far. They a few newer locations now, but the one I go to is 3 cities away.
You were so lucky to have one so close to you! Most of them were so far. They a few newer locations now, but the one I go to is 3 cities away.
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Oh my god 😭
You were so lucky to have one so close to you! Most of them were so far. They a few newer locations now, but the one I go to is 3 cities away.
You were so lucky to have one so close to you! Most of them were so far. They a few newer locations now, but the one I go to is 3 cities away.
Such a great track! I have it on one my playlists. Heavy inspired by MySpace days
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Such a great track! I have it on one my playlists. Heavy inspired by MySpace days
No wait, you are on to something.
I will be doing this baked
I will be doing this baked
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
No wait, you are on to something.
I will be doing this baked
I will be doing this baked
crying 😭 not her full government name
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
crying 😭 not her full government name
I’m really upset I’ve never once called my penjamin, pennifer.
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I’m really upset I’ve never once called my penjamin, pennifer.