Would angel tush make you feel better?
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Would angel tush make you feel better?
“Look at my darling husband! So handsome, so debonair. Golly I love him.”—Aziraphale, probably.
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“Look at my darling husband! So handsome, so debonair. Golly I love him.”—Aziraphale, probably.
Get that money Aziraphale! (This could work for Crowley too but I was definitely picturing Azi)
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Get that money Aziraphale! (This could work for Crowley too but I was definitely picturing Azi)
I love this so much 😂😂😂❤️I was thinking the same, he'd send Aziraphale pretty looking -scapes, fluffy pomeranians and tushy corgis, elegant swans and nice food pictures. he wouldn't be able to resist
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I love this so much 😂😂😂❤️I was thinking the same, he'd send Aziraphale pretty looking -scapes, fluffy pomeranians and tushy corgis, elegant swans and nice food pictures. he wouldn't be able to resist
Aziraphale? more like Septimus Dickus 👍
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Aziraphale? more like Septimus Dickus 👍
i'm a cottage by the stream hater (for jayvik). you are not sherlock holmes and dr watson. you are not aziraphale and crowley.
and you know what? i think jayce and viktor would also be cottage by a stream haters! i don't think they would enjoy it! they need stimulation! they need to do active work!
and you know what? i think jayce and viktor would also be cottage by a stream haters! i don't think they would enjoy it! they need stimulation! they need to do active work!
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i'm a cottage by the stream hater (for jayvik). you are not sherlock holmes and dr watson. you are not aziraphale and crowley.
and you know what? i think jayce and viktor would also be cottage by a stream haters! i don't think they would enjoy it! they need stimulation! they need to do active work!
and you know what? i think jayce and viktor would also be cottage by a stream haters! i don't think they would enjoy it! they need stimulation! they need to do active work!
that sounds sooo good!!
i got three of the books for aziraphale, hamlet, pride and prejudice and the picture of dorian gray
the other two are my favourites, good omens (obviously) and the house at the cerulean sea
I'm planning to get maybe alpha centauri wrapped around my wrist someday (as a cover)
i got three of the books for aziraphale, hamlet, pride and prejudice and the picture of dorian gray
the other two are my favourites, good omens (obviously) and the house at the cerulean sea
I'm planning to get maybe alpha centauri wrapped around my wrist someday (as a cover)
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
that sounds sooo good!!
i got three of the books for aziraphale, hamlet, pride and prejudice and the picture of dorian gray
the other two are my favourites, good omens (obviously) and the house at the cerulean sea
I'm planning to get maybe alpha centauri wrapped around my wrist someday (as a cover)
i got three of the books for aziraphale, hamlet, pride and prejudice and the picture of dorian gray
the other two are my favourites, good omens (obviously) and the house at the cerulean sea
I'm planning to get maybe alpha centauri wrapped around my wrist someday (as a cover)
Oh that's gorgeous! Beautiful, I love that idea 😍
I've got a bit of a GO arm. At the moment I have Crowley's snake tattoo and a constellation, but I'm booked in very soon for 'and there's nightingales' and something to represent Aziraphale - a pile of books with a teacup on top
I've got a bit of a GO arm. At the moment I have Crowley's snake tattoo and a constellation, but I'm booked in very soon for 'and there's nightingales' and something to represent Aziraphale - a pile of books with a teacup on top
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Oh that's gorgeous! Beautiful, I love that idea 😍
I've got a bit of a GO arm. At the moment I have Crowley's snake tattoo and a constellation, but I'm booked in very soon for 'and there's nightingales' and something to represent Aziraphale - a pile of books with a teacup on top
I've got a bit of a GO arm. At the moment I have Crowley's snake tattoo and a constellation, but I'm booked in very soon for 'and there's nightingales' and something to represent Aziraphale - a pile of books with a teacup on top
Aziraphale:
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Aziraphale:
No, it's a new week though, hope it's a good one for all of us ☺️
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
No, it's a new week though, hope it's a good one for all of us ☺️
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
"He really thought he was God's gift to men." Crowley says, wheezing with laughter. "That was probably one of the most satisfying things I ever did, telling him that his cock wasn't worth a pisshole in the snow." Aziraphale blinks, and that sets them both off again.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"He really thought he was God's gift to men." Crowley says, wheezing with laughter. "That was probably one of the most satisfying things I ever did, telling him that his cock wasn't worth a pisshole in the snow." Aziraphale blinks, and that sets them both off again.
They end up compromising. Crowley agrees to go with Aziraphale’s more festive choice and Aziraphale agrees to have the tree delivered, sparing the Bentley from the sap and needle scratches.
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They end up compromising. Crowley agrees to go with Aziraphale’s more festive choice and Aziraphale agrees to have the tree delivered, sparing the Bentley from the sap and needle scratches.
That’s when Crowley walked into the shop. Aziraphale was on the verge of a meltdown (customers suck, y’all), many tears & hiccups later, Crowley learns the cause, and makes it his personal mission to make the inventor pay for making his angel cry.
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
That’s when Crowley walked into the shop. Aziraphale was on the verge of a meltdown (customers suck, y’all), many tears & hiccups later, Crowley learns the cause, and makes it his personal mission to make the inventor pay for making his angel cry.
I think that’s a human invention, but Crowley made sure the inventor knew the pain and devastation their invention caused.
Aziraphale saw them & got really excited for the bread, but then he realized it was just the bag and got super sad. It was the last straw on a very bad & stressful day.
Aziraphale saw them & got really excited for the bread, but then he realized it was just the bag and got super sad. It was the last straw on a very bad & stressful day.
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I think that’s a human invention, but Crowley made sure the inventor knew the pain and devastation their invention caused.
Aziraphale saw them & got really excited for the bread, but then he realized it was just the bag and got super sad. It was the last straw on a very bad & stressful day.
Aziraphale saw them & got really excited for the bread, but then he realized it was just the bag and got super sad. It was the last straw on a very bad & stressful day.
"Got it in one." Crowley says with a laugh. He leans in and whispers in Aziraphale's ear. "And I faked it every time with him, towards the end. And even when I didn't, he *never* made me scream the way you do."
Aziraphale doesn't know whether to blush or preen.
Aziraphale doesn't know whether to blush or preen.
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Got it in one." Crowley says with a laugh. He leans in and whispers in Aziraphale's ear. "And I faked it every time with him, towards the end. And even when I didn't, he *never* made me scream the way you do."
Aziraphale doesn't know whether to blush or preen.
Aziraphale doesn't know whether to blush or preen.
Aziraphale scoffs. "I saw him in Brussels," he says, clearly unimpressed. "Let me guess, he spent a great deal of time at the gym and put you down for not accompanying him? And he had the nerve to doubt that someone who gave a damn about your pleasure would be better in bed than himself."
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Aziraphale scoffs. "I saw him in Brussels," he says, clearly unimpressed. "Let me guess, he spent a great deal of time at the gym and put you down for not accompanying him? And he had the nerve to doubt that someone who gave a damn about your pleasure would be better in bed than himself."
Aziraphale is sure his smile is going to end up splitting his face. "That sounds absolutely perfect, my dear." He waves the attendant over and places their order.
"Michael counted every damn calorie." Crowley says with a snort. "He never enjoyed his food like you do."
"Michael counted every damn calorie." Crowley says with a snort. "He never enjoyed his food like you do."
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Aziraphale is sure his smile is going to end up splitting his face. "That sounds absolutely perfect, my dear." He waves the attendant over and places their order.
"Michael counted every damn calorie." Crowley says with a snort. "He never enjoyed his food like you do."
"Michael counted every damn calorie." Crowley says with a snort. "He never enjoyed his food like you do."
This took me like 4 days to get right. I tried out a new style. What do you think? #goodomens #aziraphale #crowley #digitalart #fanart
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This took me like 4 days to get right. I tried out a new style. What do you think? #goodomens #aziraphale #crowley #digitalart #fanart
AU where everything else is the same, but Crowley's plants are sunflora 🌻🌻🌻
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
December 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
AU where everything else is the same, but Crowley's plants are sunflora 🌻🌻🌻
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
Crowley snorts in disbelief. "Angel, if you're about to say that your stomach is anything less than the most wonderful part of you, I'm gonna stop you right now." Aziraphale blinks at him. "I love how soft you are, Aziraphale."
"Oh. I...you do?" Aziraphale asks, touched.
"Oh. I...you do?" Aziraphale asks, touched.
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Crowley snorts in disbelief. "Angel, if you're about to say that your stomach is anything less than the most wonderful part of you, I'm gonna stop you right now." Aziraphale blinks at him. "I love how soft you are, Aziraphale."
"Oh. I...you do?" Aziraphale asks, touched.
"Oh. I...you do?" Aziraphale asks, touched.
It would, of course, begin with an argument over whether they get a fir or a spruce. Also Crowley wants a live tree so he can plant it in the South Downs when the holiday is over. Aziraphale thinks tinsel is stylish.
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It would, of course, begin with an argument over whether they get a fir or a spruce. Also Crowley wants a live tree so he can plant it in the South Downs when the holiday is over. Aziraphale thinks tinsel is stylish.
"I hereby solemnly swear, my dear, to teach you to not merely endure but *enjoy* real food," Aziraphale declares, patting his hand. "Cuisine is an art, and learning to appreciate a new art form can only improve one's life. The only downside, really, is..." He looks down ruefully at his stomach.
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"I hereby solemnly swear, my dear, to teach you to not merely endure but *enjoy* real food," Aziraphale declares, patting his hand. "Cuisine is an art, and learning to appreciate a new art form can only improve one's life. The only downside, really, is..." He looks down ruefully at his stomach.