gicktor wembanyama
@zynbalta.bsky.social
cat enjoyer, music listener, autism haver
got blocked by libsoftiktok on twitter
cursed with cleveland sports fandom
she/they 🏳️⚧️
got blocked by libsoftiktok on twitter
cursed with cleveland sports fandom
she/they 🏳️⚧️
i have been relegated to bluesky for being too happy for Brian Thompson’s demise
December 8, 2024 at 3:16 PM
i have been relegated to bluesky for being too happy for Brian Thompson’s demise
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whichever “don’t let these people see the light of day ever again” phrase you wanna use here, use it
6 former Mississippi officers, some who called themselves ‘The Goon Squad,' pleaded guilty to state charges for torturing and sexually assaulting two Black men
6 ex-officers, some of whom called themselves 'The Goon Squad,' plead guilty to state charges in tor...
Six former Mississippi law enforcement officers pleaded guilty Monday to state charges stemming from the torture and abuse of two Black men earlier this year.
www.cnn.com
August 14, 2023 at 5:30 PM
whichever “don’t let these people see the light of day ever again” phrase you wanna use here, use it
hoping and praying Frank LaRose drives head on into a semi on his way home tonight
August 9, 2023 at 3:18 AM
hoping and praying Frank LaRose drives head on into a semi on his way home tonight
LMAOOOO EAT SHIT FRANK LALOSER
August 9, 2023 at 3:15 AM
LMAOOOO EAT SHIT FRANK LALOSER
this is browns football
August 4, 2023 at 1:07 AM
this is browns football
BROWNS FOOTBALL IS BACK TODAY BAYBEEEEE
August 3, 2023 at 4:23 PM
BROWNS FOOTBALL IS BACK TODAY BAYBEEEEE
who up pushing they boulder rn
July 24, 2023 at 4:15 AM
who up pushing they boulder rn
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threads is like if you could get an app that showed the channel you have to watch while pumping gas
Meta's Threads already looks cooked - users are down to 6 minutes a day and traffic is dropping. It's because it lacks any real reason to exist - it's a network that shows a deep and presumptuous contempt for what the user wants to see and do.
https://tinyurl.com/wyat72123
https://tinyurl.com/wyat72123
July 21, 2023 at 8:02 PM
threads is like if you could get an app that showed the channel you have to watch while pumping gas
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ShotSpotter's CEO hopped on a Twitter thread threatening to sue me (https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1511887014270058504)
Until an astroturf acct got exposed as ShotSpotter's VP of Engineering (https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1511957436122472453)
Got mysteriously quiet after that!
Until an astroturf acct got exposed as ShotSpotter's VP of Engineering (https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1511957436122472453)
Got mysteriously quiet after that!
Shotspotter sued Vice and also threatened to sue us for reporting on things like this.
ShotSpotter can “misclassify fireworks or sounds from cars as gunshots, and that company employees can alter evidence; during a 2016 police shooting trial in Rochester, a ShotSpotter employee admitted to reclassifying sound from a helicopter to a bullet at the request of police.”
July 16, 2023 at 8:32 PM
ShotSpotter's CEO hopped on a Twitter thread threatening to sue me (https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1511887014270058504)
Until an astroturf acct got exposed as ShotSpotter's VP of Engineering (https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1511957436122472453)
Got mysteriously quiet after that!
Until an astroturf acct got exposed as ShotSpotter's VP of Engineering (https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1511957436122472453)
Got mysteriously quiet after that!
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
$5 drinks $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Data $150
Rent $800
$5 drinks $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
July 16, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
$5 drinks $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Data $150
Rent $800
$5 drinks $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
me when cops: 🫥🫥
me when cops but they’ve stopped a sovereign citizen: HELLLLL YEAH ARREST THAT LOSER AND THROW EM IN THE BACKSEAT
me when cops but they’ve stopped a sovereign citizen: HELLLLL YEAH ARREST THAT LOSER AND THROW EM IN THE BACKSEAT
July 15, 2023 at 5:08 PM
me when cops: 🫥🫥
me when cops but they’ve stopped a sovereign citizen: HELLLLL YEAH ARREST THAT LOSER AND THROW EM IN THE BACKSEAT
me when cops but they’ve stopped a sovereign citizen: HELLLLL YEAH ARREST THAT LOSER AND THROW EM IN THE BACKSEAT
just saw a skeet to someone that said “kill yourself” that was still up after 3 days. this is my kinda place
July 11, 2023 at 4:03 PM
just saw a skeet to someone that said “kill yourself” that was still up after 3 days. this is my kinda place
posting thirst traps in the morning
July 11, 2023 at 3:00 PM
posting thirst traps in the morning
highest: 2016 cavs championship by a mile
lowest: chad henne 4th down conversion/that bullshit touchback call before halftime
lowest: chad henne 4th down conversion/that bullshit touchback call before halftime
July 10, 2023 at 5:54 PM
highest: 2016 cavs championship by a mile
lowest: chad henne 4th down conversion/that bullshit touchback call before halftime
lowest: chad henne 4th down conversion/that bullshit touchback call before halftime
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my time to shine!
libsoftiktok blocked me for telling her to unlive herself in her DMs
libsoftiktok blocked me for telling her to unlive herself in her DMs
July 9, 2023 at 10:09 PM
my time to shine!
libsoftiktok blocked me for telling her to unlive herself in her DMs
libsoftiktok blocked me for telling her to unlive herself in her DMs
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PIG FACT: as foraging omnivores, pigs naturally eat fermenting fruit that has fallen on the ground, and they have evolved to be actually a little bit better at metabolizing alcohol than humans are!
June 22, 2023 at 8:13 PM
PIG FACT: as foraging omnivores, pigs naturally eat fermenting fruit that has fallen on the ground, and they have evolved to be actually a little bit better at metabolizing alcohol than humans are!
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what is the charge? drinking a beer? a succulent human beer?
June 22, 2023 at 8:10 PM
what is the charge? drinking a beer? a succulent human beer?
is it that time of year where we overreact to summer league games with teams built in a couple weeks and 90% of said players will never play actual NBA minutes?
July 8, 2023 at 4:37 PM
is it that time of year where we overreact to summer league games with teams built in a couple weeks and 90% of said players will never play actual NBA minutes?
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BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.
Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
July 7, 2023 at 2:58 PM
BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.
Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
i know i don’t have too many basketball fans on here yet but i really hope Wemby has an incredible career, the way he carries himself has face of the league all over him
July 7, 2023 at 4:19 PM
i know i don’t have too many basketball fans on here yet but i really hope Wemby has an incredible career, the way he carries himself has face of the league all over him
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why, did something happen?
OceanGate suspends all exploration and business operations
OceanGate suspends all exploration and commercial operations after Titan implosion
OceanGate said it is suspending all exploration and commercial operations after five people were killed during its expedition to the Titanic wreckage.
abcnews.go.com
July 6, 2023 at 4:52 PM
why, did something happen?
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the “bruh sound effect” is now a part of my vernacular and i will never be okay with it
what memes have ruined your brain?
for example, if i die in a tornado there's a 70% chance that my last words were "it fucken WIMDY" because of this post
for example, if i die in a tornado there's a 70% chance that my last words were "it fucken WIMDY" because of this post
July 6, 2023 at 3:07 PM
the “bruh sound effect” is now a part of my vernacular and i will never be okay with it