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If the world stopped turning tomorrow id still have a penis and asshole and someone on this earth would still have the balls to tell me im gay despite it all // proud ambassador of the indomitable human spirit
https://discord.gg/shellcorp
I decided moby dick was boring in 8th grade and stopped reading books ever since and I've felt my brain dying for years and years. Moby Dick is just that much of a monster
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 AM
The Amazing Digital Circus is like what hazbin hotel would be if vivziepop had a brain that developed
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I was gone for so long because my state made it illegal to post to bluesky unless i gave up my social security number
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Looking up from my meal, locking eyes with the sandwich artist: "Thank you for making this sandwich for me. I really appreciate it."
February 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Unfortunately i have lost the sony./vegas handle and motherfuckers will not let me have that power again but thats okay we will change and prosper in the face of adversity.
October 29, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Doing hang outs and having heartfelt conversations to engagement bait for caring friendships that i'll cherish forever
August 3, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Two sentence tragedy:

I should start posting here more.

- 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘰
August 3, 2024 at 9:02 AM
If ur not in fear for your life every time you jack off then what the fuck is the point
December 15, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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penics
December 11, 2023 at 11:18 PM
im not getting into cracker discourse on this app, but i will say some of y'all are way too comfy admitting ritz is ur favorite
December 2, 2023 at 4:50 AM
I've found myself caring way too much about stand-up recently and dude the landscape is so bleak. I got so far down the hole last night i put the words "bert kreischer stand up" into youtube and it was like when u sneeze in ur hands without thinking and look at it immediately after.
November 29, 2023 at 7:14 PM
November 12, 2023 at 5:40 AM
November 10, 2023 at 5:43 AM
The penis just looks like a weird cell tower i think i should be able to pick up FM waves with it. I should be able to twist my balls and tune in to the local college football game using my erection if i want to.
November 7, 2023 at 9:13 AM
Me, staring at a machine of infinite possibilities: Im so boooooored this is booooring
October 29, 2023 at 7:10 AM
[youth pastor scrolling through his students' twitters, beaming with pride] All of these words are in the bible
October 22, 2023 at 5:14 PM
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My song THE MOVE is out now!
Please listen and share! I worked hard on this and can't wait to work hard on more tracks. Thank you! 📀📀📀📀📀

saintgolden.bandcamp.com/track/the-move
soundcloud.com/heysaintgold...
THE MOVE, by SAINTGOLDEN
track by SAINTGOLDEN
saintgolden.bandcamp.com
October 20, 2023 at 5:33 PM
I think im gonna become the worlds first italian noise artist that u could take to the county fair and have a good time with.
October 20, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Looking at the map of images on my iphone rn and i think the rope that tethers me to reality broke for a second
October 9, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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Interstellar? Buddy the only thing Im trying to be Inter is some StellaRtois
September 29, 2023 at 8:48 AM
I keep seeing these videos of people in simulation houses doing roleplay break-ins for fun and i wanna know how long it'll be until white suburban moms start making a sport out of it
September 28, 2023 at 9:29 AM
Thinking about what the best walkout song would be for divorce court
September 28, 2023 at 9:23 AM
Putting the gun in my mouth and shaking my head to show everyone how much i don't agree with suicide
September 28, 2023 at 9:21 AM
Do those ball chains that connect to pens serve any sort of purpose besides bearing a striking resemblance to anal beads
September 28, 2023 at 9:15 AM
Kids toys used to be breakable i don't know what the fuck happened. When i was a kid and a toy broke i could pop it back into place. This kid just broke his fidget spinner and he looked up at me as if i could solve his problems. I could only muster up the courage to say "its over kid" and walk away.
September 28, 2023 at 9:13 AM