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castine machine
@castine.bsky.social
im castine from online
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getting weirder on purpose
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the soft animal of my body is drinking iced tea on the front porch
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 PM
im still hot and powerful fyi
August 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
sorry if you got a loser ass dm from me i just love sending weirdo spam links obviously
July 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
happy “give $40 to women” thursday everyone
April 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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inside of you there are two wolves and they are just constantly, constantly fucking and sucking each other
April 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The more we talk about it the worse it gets.
April 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
making myself sick using only the power of the internet
March 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
have you considered the benefits
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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no loads refused laundromat
January 21, 2025 at 7:17 AM
“i saw the hat man” “i owe the hat man money” “oh no the hat man is gonna get me” i am taking the hat man back to court to modify his child support obligation he cannot keep pretending he doesn’t have a job just to avoid payments
January 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
that’s me
January 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
hello friends i hope you’re all having a great time. if we’re not friends i hope you’re having a bad time. thank’s
January 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
taylor swift girl kisser
November 7, 2024 at 10:02 PM
oh package tracking, you’re my only friend
November 7, 2024 at 8:12 PM
i love being cool and sexy and alive
October 10, 2024 at 12:07 AM
getting weirder on purpose
July 12, 2024 at 11:33 PM
the soft animal of my body is drinking iced tea on the front porch
June 10, 2024 at 11:01 PM
me
May 24, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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You reach a point where a friend dies and you say: sixty-one! that so young. When you are in your twenties and struggling that point is hard to visualize - you feel like forty more years will be too much. May all who struggle today live in the hope of knowing that sixty-one is so young, so young.
May 8, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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RIP Steve Albini, very few people are that good at both posting and something useful
May 8, 2024 at 4:17 PM
it's v weird to follow me here if you don't know me from there 🥰
especially if it's just bc of who I'm mutuals with 🥰
May 1, 2024 at 10:10 PM
if i don't kiss someone soon im going to perish
April 29, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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shes such a lyricist 😻
April 29, 2024 at 12:10 AM