I say all that to say it's very hard to pursue balanced close relationships when the nature of friendships ppl are used to is so volatile. I either know what triggers ur suicidal ideation or I don't even know if u have any pets or not

Feel like this is especially common for ppl who live a decent chunk of their time around internet social spaces and online companionship. The nature of online friendship is very paradoxical in a way where its like friendships are either painfully emotionally intimate or entirely one dimensional

i hated on that pilot harder than probably anyone else when it came out because i was so excited for it and very familiar with gooseworx before it came out. But throwing it on in a discord call and going thru every episode, it pulls thru

u know what they say, never meet your heroes!

this is the look she gives me when she wants dinner

of course there is

babe u have to shove the sawed-off up my ass or else i cant cum

Im in minefields gooning to my hearts content, hoping my AoE (Area of Ejaculation) doesnt trip off a sensor nearby

his stand-up might be the worst garbage ive ever seen btw. U know that one high school friend who went to a party college and dropped out after 2 years bc he realized shotgunning beer wasn't a suitable stand-in for studying? Imagine him. and imagine ur unfortunate enough to run into him at a party