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Bek
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How did I get here?
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All republicans are actually Elder Scrolls: Oblivion NPCs… can’t shake this out of my mind
February 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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*20 years passed after Trump’s second term*

New President: “I think I wanna redecorate the Oval Office.”

JD Vance after disappearing in 2025:
February 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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If it talks like a ____, if it salute's like a ____, then it's a ____
January 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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JD Vance is a sleeper agent. When he hears the sounds of crumpling couch leather he says r*cial slurs
January 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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What do you think a Victorian book keeper would think about thermal paper receipts?
January 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame

Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Do things feel very unsettled and hopeless right now? Hard to find the small pieces of wonder and joy among the dystopian headlines?

Let me fill your feed with a little bit of beauty and serenity. Wishing you peace amidst the chaos. Here's my local mountain:

#iceland #geology #aurora #esjan
January 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM