Dan Zumsteg
@zummie.bsky.social
Emergency Medicine
Medical Illustrator
Photographer
#sjsharks
#flyeaglesfly
Medical Illustrator
Photographer
#sjsharks
#flyeaglesfly
@hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social is even better the second time. Truly a gem of a film.
a black and white photo of a stuffed animal wearing a beaver mask .
ALT: a black and white photo of a stuffed animal wearing a beaver mask .
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January 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
@hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social is even better the second time. Truly a gem of a film.
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The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
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Too many people want to waste their one and only life on Silicon Valley bullshit. And since you're competing with them for housing and such (since everything is a competition, for some reason), you are forced to waste your one and only life on Silicon Valley bullshit too.
"Nobody wants to work". Au contraire. Too many people want to work. It makes life miserable for the rest of us, having to put up the facade, having to adopt grind and hustle mindset and pretend boring business bullshit is what we want most out of life.
September 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Too many people want to waste their one and only life on Silicon Valley bullshit. And since you're competing with them for housing and such (since everything is a competition, for some reason), you are forced to waste your one and only life on Silicon Valley bullshit too.
One of the bedrocks of treatment in the emergency department getting it’s due in today’s board review questions
August 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
One of the bedrocks of treatment in the emergency department getting it’s due in today’s board review questions
Songs like “After Forever” prove that Black Sabbath really is Old Testament Christian rock.
August 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Songs like “After Forever” prove that Black Sabbath really is Old Testament Christian rock.
Are med spas just safe injection sites by another name?
July 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Are med spas just safe injection sites by another name?
Finally had a classic ED case of spontaneous delivery of a full-term baby to someone who didn’t even know she was pregnant
June 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Finally had a classic ED case of spontaneous delivery of a full-term baby to someone who didn’t even know she was pregnant
Hooked on a case of fishhooks in a foot.
✅Nerve blocks
✅String-pull technique
✅Needle-cover technique
✅Nerve blocks
✅String-pull technique
✅Needle-cover technique
May 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hooked on a case of fishhooks in a foot.
✅Nerve blocks
✅String-pull technique
✅Needle-cover technique
✅Nerve blocks
✅String-pull technique
✅Needle-cover technique
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Very easy to be inspiring when one has received such inspiration
Our message to those dedicating themselves to the development of emergency medicine:
Make everything you do about the PATIENT, not the SPECIALTY
That is the Emergency Medicine we learned from John Hinds
@DocJohnsMum
Our message to those dedicating themselves to the development of emergency medicine:
Make everything you do about the PATIENT, not the SPECIALTY
That is the Emergency Medicine we learned from John Hinds
@DocJohnsMum
May 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Very easy to be inspiring when one has received such inspiration
Our message to those dedicating themselves to the development of emergency medicine:
Make everything you do about the PATIENT, not the SPECIALTY
That is the Emergency Medicine we learned from John Hinds
@DocJohnsMum
Our message to those dedicating themselves to the development of emergency medicine:
Make everything you do about the PATIENT, not the SPECIALTY
That is the Emergency Medicine we learned from John Hinds
@DocJohnsMum
The theme for today’s shift in the pediatric ED is “what can I eat that isn’t food”, featuring:
-water bottle cap
-penny
-pop can tab
-fruit fork
-water bottle cap
-penny
-pop can tab
-fruit fork
February 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The theme for today’s shift in the pediatric ED is “what can I eat that isn’t food”, featuring:
-water bottle cap
-penny
-pop can tab
-fruit fork
-water bottle cap
-penny
-pop can tab
-fruit fork
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Fight for our national parks.
Let’s leave this place better for our kids and all future generations.
Let’s leave this place better for our kids and all future generations.
February 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Fight for our national parks.
Let’s leave this place better for our kids and all future generations.
Let’s leave this place better for our kids and all future generations.
Last overnight shift before the holidays so I got the gift of:
✅One priapism drainage
✅Two STEMIs go to cath lab
✅Two multi-GSW trauma alerts
All in the 90 minutes before signout
✅One priapism drainage
✅Two STEMIs go to cath lab
✅Two multi-GSW trauma alerts
All in the 90 minutes before signout
December 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Last overnight shift before the holidays so I got the gift of:
✅One priapism drainage
✅Two STEMIs go to cath lab
✅Two multi-GSW trauma alerts
All in the 90 minutes before signout
✅One priapism drainage
✅Two STEMIs go to cath lab
✅Two multi-GSW trauma alerts
All in the 90 minutes before signout
✅Phils lost to the Brewers
✅Iggles lost to the Falcons
✅The hottest dumpster fire ED shift yet
✅Iggles lost to the Falcons
✅The hottest dumpster fire ED shift yet
a man with long hair and a beard is saying " surely this is all for me "
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is saying " surely this is all for me "
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September 17, 2024 at 3:30 AM
✅Phils lost to the Brewers
✅Iggles lost to the Falcons
✅The hottest dumpster fire ED shift yet
✅Iggles lost to the Falcons
✅The hottest dumpster fire ED shift yet
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My very first page I received in residency was from a nurse asking if a patient could have an order for Tylenol.
My very second page I received in residency was from the same nurse asking if I could change that Tylenol order to PO from PR.
My very second page I received in residency was from the same nurse asking if I could change that Tylenol order to PO from PR.
August 18, 2024 at 3:54 PM
My very first page I received in residency was from a nurse asking if a patient could have an order for Tylenol.
My very second page I received in residency was from the same nurse asking if I could change that Tylenol order to PO from PR.
My very second page I received in residency was from the same nurse asking if I could change that Tylenol order to PO from PR.
Had an absolute win of a stroke case today!! TNK pushed within an hour of symptom onset (and < 30 minutes in the ED) taking an NIHSS of 18 all the way to 0 within an hour of hitting the door.
April 5, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Had an absolute win of a stroke case today!! TNK pushed within an hour of symptom onset (and < 30 minutes in the ED) taking an NIHSS of 18 all the way to 0 within an hour of hitting the door.
Forget the Marvel Cinematic Universe, let’s have the Princess Bride Cinematic Universe. Give me a swashbuckling show about the training of the next Dread Pirate Roberts, or a Tom Stoppard-esque movie about the Brute Squad.
March 3, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Forget the Marvel Cinematic Universe, let’s have the Princess Bride Cinematic Universe. Give me a swashbuckling show about the training of the next Dread Pirate Roberts, or a Tom Stoppard-esque movie about the Brute Squad.
Took care of a patient today with developmental delay. His caregiver at bedside said the patient was more comfortable with exams when someone is singing. So I sang him Louis Armstrong and Bing Crosby’s “Gone Fishin’”, pausing between verses to listen to heart and lung sounds.
January 28, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Took care of a patient today with developmental delay. His caregiver at bedside said the patient was more comfortable with exams when someone is singing. So I sang him Louis Armstrong and Bing Crosby’s “Gone Fishin’”, pausing between verses to listen to heart and lung sounds.
December 7, 2023 at 4:22 PM
December 4, 2023 at 9:09 PM