Murphy 🍉
zukeeping.bsky.social
Murphy 🍉
@zukeeping.bsky.social
Little illiterate woman
Getting on here to say I never want to see A Little Life screen adaptation but I would kill for a To Paradise limited series. That’s all.
August 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Free my people from conspiracy theories.
January 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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There’s an entire history of Black radicalism and anti authoritarianism beginning in southern states. You do not get the abolition of slavery, the civil rights movement, and other movements in between without Black southerners who imagine themselves beyond the confines of the American dream
January 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Exercise is so important but if you’re the upstairs neighbor exercising, you’re evil and I hate you.
January 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
2026 needs to be the year of living mothers and wives. I saw three trailers back to back yesterday that featured dead and murdered women as motivation for their male leads.
December 30, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Let’s discuss the epidemic of the elderly in our lives setting their thermostats to Hell°F.
December 24, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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...it's day 7 of intimacy coordinator discourse and teenagers thinking all sex in movies and sex in general is bad on the other app btw
December 24, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Making plans with this man is like trying to lasso a bird.
December 22, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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legacy news: Why would someone do this brazen shooting

shooter’s statement: I did it because America’s healthcare industry is inhumane

legacy news: Perhaps it was video games?

shooter’s statement: I am literally citing sources about corporate greed

legacy news: I guess we’ll just never know
December 11, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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Remember this. And tell other people. Don’t trust cops applies to not believing they will give you lots of money for information.
December 10, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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i think something should be done about the proliferation of cheap, crappy "museums of illusion" and "immersive art experiences" that are plaguing our urban cores. these facilities are taking up valuable retail space that could be made into an overpriced food hall, or perhaps an empty WeWork
December 10, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Fall
Fall in
Fall in love
Fall in love again
December 10, 2024 at 6:58 PM
December 7, 2024 at 4:46 AM
OI MATE!
December 7, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail”
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Wearing colored contacts in your Forbes 30 Under 30 is crazy work.
December 5, 2024 at 2:02 PM
My neighbors adopted an old idiot dog who screams like an actual old man so many mornings I am awakened by the sound of human like screams.
December 5, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Feeling self destructive. Gonna go to bed without washing my face.
December 1, 2024 at 3:04 AM
On top of being dragged to the rural south for a week, I sat on my fucking glasses
a man standing in a living room wearing nike shoes
ALT: a man standing in a living room wearing nike shoes
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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douching feels like when sue disrespects the balance
November 29, 2024 at 11:43 PM