Zach
@ztaub.bsky.social
Recycling the best hits from the past 13 years posted on that other website
Avocado or avocadon’t, there is no avocatry
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Avocado or avocadon’t, there is no avocatry
The Dodgers and Blue Jays have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever tomorrow night
October 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The Dodgers and Blue Jays have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever tomorrow night
The Cardinals intentionally walking Busch with the game out of hand and him a single away from the cycle is such a cowardly move. Have fun in Cancun, assholes
September 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Cardinals intentionally walking Busch with the game out of hand and him a single away from the cycle is such a cowardly move. Have fun in Cancun, assholes
POV: when you have no other choice but to regatta
September 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
POV: when you have no other choice but to regatta
Why am I supposed to do with all the Allen wrenches in my house
May 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Why am I supposed to do with all the Allen wrenches in my house
Reposted by Zach
The body and blood of Christ
May 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The body and blood of Christ
Reposted by Zach
the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville
So this really confirms divine intervention during games 1 and 2
The new pope went to Villanova. I assume the Knicks will trade for him in the offseason.
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So this really confirms divine intervention during games 1 and 2
Reposted by Zach
Illoumalnati
LOU MALNATI’S = ILLUMINATI?!?!
May 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Illoumalnati
LOU MALNATI’S = ILLUMINATI?!?!
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
LOU MALNATI’S = ILLUMINATI?!?!
So Adrien Brody is the GOAT at portraying Holocaust survivors, huh
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
So Adrien Brody is the GOAT at portraying Holocaust survivors, huh
Made my first ever venture into Middle Earth today (started reading The Hobbit)
January 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Made my first ever venture into Middle Earth today (started reading The Hobbit)
“Why don’t they have chickens in Wingspan” - Hannah
December 7, 2024 at 7:41 PM
“Why don’t they have chickens in Wingspan” - Hannah
I love that Bluesky’s discover algorithm is just like “love a good photo of nature or the atmosphere? Here’s a bunch of them” it really feels better over here
November 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I love that Bluesky’s discover algorithm is just like “love a good photo of nature or the atmosphere? Here’s a bunch of them” it really feels better over here
Not lost on me that Jake Paul came out to the song that Tyson air-drummed in The Hangover
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Not lost on me that Jake Paul came out to the song that Tyson air-drummed in The Hangover
Going to teach a Twitter bot to post this every day so Elon’s AI can learn something new
Elon has misshapen nipples
November 14, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Going to teach a Twitter bot to post this every day so Elon’s AI can learn something new
Elon has misshapen nipples
November 14, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Elon has misshapen nipples