BLUE SKY STATLER: Is this supposed to be a joke? What do you mean by that?

BLUESKY WALDORF: If it's meant to be a joke, it's in pretty bad taste!

(the two of them sit in total silence)

It's so over, and yet we are so back

A room temperature, ambient pressure superconductor? Yeah, we've had one for years. Her name is Lydia Tár

Becoming an 'eat your vegetables' guy but never for mainstream politics. Why aren't you following more Vperedists? If your feed doesn't look like it came from the Italian Regency of Carnaro you're at risk of falling into a bubble

Checking Elon's most recent post and even the blue ticks are telling him the rebrand is a stupid idea. At this point Twitter HQ must feel like the Führerbunker in Downfall

bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"

All right now I've got my code we need to talk about how we stem the flow of Twitter users to this app