Zach (real)
zsut.bsky.social
Zach (real)
@zsut.bsky.social
Widely Respected
Hylian mining industry is actually one of the most regulated there is, but sure, keep spreading disinformation. I hope Ganon is paying you well
August 1, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Medieval hostages had such a cool existence. Like yeah, you're basically my adoptive son except I'll probably execute you if war breaks out
July 27, 2023 at 6:03 PM
It's true that Brutus getting a picture was in poor taste. The blood was still pooling
July 27, 2023 at 1:25 AM
I will stand atop my hill and gaze triumphant over mankind's folly
July 27, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Wearing a comically large trenchcoat and selling printed-out photos of booze to underage students
July 26, 2023 at 10:35 PM
July 26, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Oh my god. Did the Onion base their 'Reporter Dons Silk Robe For Investigation In Chinatown' video off a real guy?
July 25, 2023 at 2:29 AM
If you did that to a Tesla it would simply ignite
July 24, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Thinking about how the inframaterialist crack team uses their powers on a battleship and it just makes one of the bulkheads slightly lower so the crew hit their heads
July 24, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Jack really can work his magic huh
July 24, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Good suggestion. Personally instead of using 'punch up' I'd have gone with 'workshop' but your choice works too. Please follow back Sir
July 24, 2023 at 4:40 PM
Sr. Green Giant please join Bluesky
July 24, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Homunculus Ezra would be the safer one, I think
July 22, 2023 at 11:10 PM