Alice
zorti.bsky.social
Alice
@zorti.bsky.social
still mainly on twitter (@zandapheri)
November 22, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting?

me:
October 3, 2023 at 8:37 PM
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shhh, he's using the phone
October 3, 2023 at 3:58 PM
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How you know Elon announced a new feature on Twitter
September 18, 2023 at 10:17 PM
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whats the lefts answer to this?
August 15, 2023 at 7:31 PM
this is me. when you make fun of me, this is who you're making fun of (I'm the waterfall) (nobody makes fun of me)
August 15, 2023 at 12:49 PM
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A few times a year I’ll suddenly remember this 4chan post apropos of nothing, during which time I’ll be laughing too hard to hold any form of conversation. That time is right now.
August 2, 2023 at 12:35 PM
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This New York Times article about how serial killers are becoming more rare reads like a call-to-action to save an endangered species.
August 6, 2023 at 2:25 PM
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My latest for FOR-USA & Waging Nonviolence: Far-right Jewish & Christian nationalist movements in Israel & the US are working to silence Jewish critics of Israeli apartheid as "bad Jews" or to redefine them as not even Jewish. I take apart the history & recent trends.
The dangerous convergence of religious nationalism in Israel and America
Far-right religious nationalism in Israel and the United States is targeting Jewish critics of Israeli apartheid.
wagingnonviolence.org
August 7, 2023 at 4:59 PM
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"discombobulate" is the sole survivor of the 1830s American fad for fake compound words in the style of mock Latin. Others that petered out with time were "scrumplicate" for eat, "spifflicate" for confuse, and the incandescent "absquatulate" for quit or abandon.
July 25, 2023 at 11:44 AM
Dress posting
August 5, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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acab includes cops
August 4, 2023 at 10:49 PM
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August 4, 2023 at 11:13 PM
new tights🪼
August 2, 2023 at 7:35 AM
I guess I should remake my entire scanned book thread here
July 31, 2023 at 8:37 PM
hypothetically, was this guy right?
July 30, 2023 at 11:05 PM
It's me
July 30, 2023 at 8:39 PM