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Photographs
Field Recording/Soundscapes
Cargo Biking
Other stuff as needed
plus...bad at it
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Always remember that if Charles Koch woke up tomorrow and ONLY had Oprah's Net Worth, he'd jump out of a fucking window.
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My wife and I work both work from home so we each 'control' one of our hallway WiFi lights. We set it to Red when we are busy and to White when we are free to talk. It's a good system.
When her's is on but she calls out to me to talk I yell "ROOOOXANNE, you didnt have to put on the red light"
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Also, The AI model that Bsky uses to auto caption gifs is hilariously bad at identifying both gender AND positionality of the text.
It also identified Steve Perry from Journey as a woman. LOL
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Wherein a guy reads a joke I posted, thinks Im serious and then proceeds to be a humorless scold about what he thinks is ME being a humorless scold.
This site is soo fucked up that we now have METASCOLDS. LOL
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
AI Bros: AI will save humanity and create a world without division or strife or gender stereotypes

AI:
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I know that math is not particularly intuitive to centrists, but...
EXACTLY 50% would be 50.00000000%
Wilson got 50.48% and Mamdani got 50.4%.
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Closet Nebula

#photography #abstract
September 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
September 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
In which a person lamenting the ignoring of facts…ignores the fact that people have been ignoring facts they don’t like since the dawn of facts. LOL
September 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It sucks when someone you enjoy on one topic winds up being an absolute jackass on another topic. Just admit you are cheap and heartless towards service workers. Dont couch it in some cultural grandstand you like taking.
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Sag here is what happens when "missing the point" becomes semi-sentient.
September 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
In which a person suggests it is wrong to ASSUME that a living human being is breathing in and out. LOL
September 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
September 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Looked at this post, turn around and here’s my cat.
September 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
September 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Everyone else is just wifing for 2nd place after my wife decided I didn’t have a good enough reading chair and bought me this beautiful monster!
September 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Okie Dokie, super smokie
September 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Everyone deserves to have someone as blindly, STUPIDLY loyal to them as centrists are to the notion that Joe Biden was perfectly capable as a candidate and NOT a very sick old man that hasnt spoken publicly more than like 5 times in the last 8 months.
September 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is the first go Aj putting it in the book. Ignore the manual “typos”
August 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Nerdery Post!
I came up with a layout design for doing a hand written 'dot journal' DnD Character Sheet for the tall Traveler's Notebook dot grid inserts.
It's for the Travellers Company "026" insert.
#DnD #TravelersNotebook #NerdAlert
August 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
August 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When my dog even sees my bike helmet he thinks it’s time for a ride.
August 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
CarBrain means seeing a satire post about abolishing speedbumps and then replying your agreement because you went over one so fast that it tore out your suspension. LOL
August 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM