zofiawarwick.bsky.social
@zofiawarwick.bsky.social
Writer of stuff. Thirtysomething old fuck. Weird Baltimore person.

Just realized I could do this. Bask in my computer illiteracy:
https://books2read.com/ap/nEJQpv/Zofia-Warwick

Lover of most things puppetry related, offbeat, and anti-establishment.
Very short I'm afraid, but basically the gist.
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
On a pretty good depression streak at the moment (72 hours and counting) so I'm going to introduce you all to the neo-dadaist, anti-Pop, avant-garde junk art of Robert Mallary.

In his own words, this is what he was going for with these pieces: www.artforum.com/features/an-...
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Welcome to Sunday. We're nine days into November and there's a clammy chilliness to the air that feels not unlike being doused in that glacial cold water from the outdoor spigot on a summer day. (Garden hose nozzle optional.)

I get to go outside later.
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Happy Halloween one and all! Wherever the celebratory spirit finds you, remember to watch out for each other and keep warm (unless you're in antipodean places.)

Also: places that needs a few treats:

give.propublica.org
give.feedingamerica.org
wck.org/relief/shutd...
www.unicef.org/sudan/
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If you do it Francesco Giani needs to illustrate the cover. Either him or Matthew Forsythe. Case in point:
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
And now for something overly dramatic:
(If not me, at least support your local weirdo author--they're like witches. Vitally important to the fabric of society.)

#writesky #shilling #capitalismisugggh #books #horrorcomedy #weird #supportyourlocalweirdoauthor
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Can't get any more right than this guy:
October 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Okay, fashioned a bucket list (desperately depressed) and am going to share it. Feel free to add your own! The crazier the better is what I say.

#depressionmeansbucketlist
October 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Seems to be like this a lot, eh?

#submitting #fonts #writesky
October 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Guys: for your consideration, a vampire story.

#graphichorror #nobloodnoviolenceplsvampires #ijustdid
October 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
September 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I feel like this is an event that understands my needs, but I've only been publishing stuff for <2 years. :S

If it's open to published stuff in that range then you know, cool. It's all the way unhinged.
September 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I've summed up what you're getting here with a hijacked quote.
#weirdlit #satire #horrorcomedy #writing #outsider
September 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
He's a little tramp:
September 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Really dig this concept of justice at the University of Lagos and think this should be a global trend. Take out the swords in favor of metaphorical ploughshares. Justice can't be found in the swing of a sword.
September 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Now, the last one is at the normal set price for right now because it just came out, but that set price is only 3.99. I like the idea of not breaking anyone's bank as a rule. Throughout the books there are glimpses of what goes down in this one, and well? It goes down.

books2read.com/b/4XO6yg
September 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Book five. Whew! This one is a bit of a dead baby comedy, in that Roland goes missing, and Matilda is revealed to have terrorist cult origins.

books2read.com/b/mBdNYM
September 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Part four! Yes, there are a few of these. Part four involves a conscious uncoupling, SF in SF, an infernal startup in a haunted old building, and a modest proposal.

books2read.com/b/mYeGWV
September 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Submitted with tongue firmly set in cheek to an Amazon competition when it came out, part three covers a haunting, gardening, furries, the state of US policing, and a funeral. Plus something really odd happens to the director.

books2read.com/b/bxxaPo
September 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
And now for the second part! When a haunting leads to another possession, revelations of a curse, art appreciation, and a cringeworthy business pitch among other things.

Much like Brayan's cumbia about fighting and eating a dinosaur, it features a song! A folk song.

books2read.com/b/mK5Rgd
September 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
books2read.com/b/baxZea

This book is the shuffling off point for the mc and his misfit skeleton crew of filmmakers. Outside of a brief part taking place in Seattle, the rest of the book takes place in Albuquerque--and how.
September 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Wait, guys: you mean to say your desk doesn't look like this year-round?
September 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
September 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Not sure if I've made a post on here waxing about how awesome El Zinco in Mexico City is, but I'm in a nostalgic mood. For the uninitiated, this is a jazz bar located in the cellar of an art deco bank. Of dreamlike places, this one remains liminal, if only because of memory. zincojazz.com
August 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM