@zofiawarwick.bsky.social
Writer of stuff. Thirtysomething old fuck. Weird Baltimore person.
Just realized I could do this. Bask in my computer illiteracy:
https://books2read.com/ap/nEJQpv/Zofia-Warwick
Lover of most things puppetry related, offbeat, and anti-establishment.
Just realized I could do this. Bask in my computer illiteracy:
https://books2read.com/ap/nEJQpv/Zofia-Warwick
Lover of most things puppetry related, offbeat, and anti-establishment.
Pinned
According to the pro wrestling wives' club that is our current Dept. of Education the tireless staff of Mt. Washington Children's Hospital are not professional therapists.
I know everyone's strapped but this hospital is a lifeline for so many Baltimore children:
www.mwph.org/giving#:~:te....
I know everyone's strapped but this hospital is a lifeline for so many Baltimore children:
www.mwph.org/giving#:~:te....
Made a thing. Also just want to make it known that some of you guys out there have *demands.* Kind of curious ones when the pay is like a twenty and some exposure, too. That being said, I had fun banging this out in five minutes and hope it's a quick, funny read.
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This Wildlife Bridge is Not for Tourism | Zofia Warwick's Page of Oddities
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December 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Made a thing. Also just want to make it known that some of you guys out there have *demands.* Kind of curious ones when the pay is like a twenty and some exposure, too. That being said, I had fun banging this out in five minutes and hope it's a quick, funny read.
www.patreon.com/posts/this-w...
www.patreon.com/posts/this-w...
The weir as it tipped gelid water
Over a dam would appear
In twists and curves spilling forth,
A laminar flow of ice shear.
#wildwalkprompt
Over a dam would appear
In twists and curves spilling forth,
A laminar flow of ice shear.
#wildwalkprompt
December 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The weir as it tipped gelid water
Over a dam would appear
In twists and curves spilling forth,
A laminar flow of ice shear.
#wildwalkprompt
Over a dam would appear
In twists and curves spilling forth,
A laminar flow of ice shear.
#wildwalkprompt
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December 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Sergey Fyodorovich Podmarev (1935-1990)
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Sergey Fyodorovich Podmarev (1935-1990)
Reposted
December 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Have to agree. This graffiti is what's up.
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Have to agree. This graffiti is what's up.
Not airing too much laundry on here, so I'll keep it extremely vague, and the person involved was nice enough. I feel like picking some brains on the topic of bilingual works. Where would you think a general audience or publisher thinks you've lost them?
#writing #publishing #bilingualworks
#writing #publishing #bilingualworks
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Not airing too much laundry on here, so I'll keep it extremely vague, and the person involved was nice enough. I feel like picking some brains on the topic of bilingual works. Where would you think a general audience or publisher thinks you've lost them?
#writing #publishing #bilingualworks
#writing #publishing #bilingualworks
My Star Trek themed restaurant would definitely be a steakhouse called 'Who Weeps for Our Bearnaise?'
December 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My Star Trek themed restaurant would definitely be a steakhouse called 'Who Weeps for Our Bearnaise?'
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You've just opened a Star Trek restaurant. What are you calling it?
Jadzia's Snax
Jadzia's Snax
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
The Undiscovered Country Buffet
The Undiscovered Country Buffet
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
Saavik’s
Saavik’s
December 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You've just opened a Star Trek restaurant. What are you calling it?
Jadzia's Snax
Jadzia's Snax
Sometimes I look up and forget that there's a black button eyed sock monkey peeping over the edge of my shelf. It's probably as good as a marathon for the old ticker though.
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sometimes I look up and forget that there's a black button eyed sock monkey peeping over the edge of my shelf. It's probably as good as a marathon for the old ticker though.
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Yule-girth [YOOL-gurth]
(n.)
- The general sense of peace and tranquility associated with Christmas.
(n.)
- The general sense of peace and tranquility associated with Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yule-girth [YOOL-gurth]
(n.)
- The general sense of peace and tranquility associated with Christmas.
(n.)
- The general sense of peace and tranquility associated with Christmas.
Hey guys. First off, season's greetings to one and all. If you're stateside and about to be on your boxing day or want to carry on in the spirit of that tradition, it might be worth it to check out an organization like ReStore in your area.
www.habitat.org/restores
www.habitat.org/restores
Habitat for Humanity ReStores
Habitat ReStores are home improvement stores and donation centers selling new and gently used furniture, appliances, home goods, building materials and more. Proceeds from items sold at Habitat ReStores support our efforts to build homes, communities and hope.
www.habitat.org
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hey guys. First off, season's greetings to one and all. If you're stateside and about to be on your boxing day or want to carry on in the spirit of that tradition, it might be worth it to check out an organization like ReStore in your area.
www.habitat.org/restores
www.habitat.org/restores
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Excerpt: Not Just Numbers: The Story of a Soul Silenced by Hada Mohammed Homaid
"One truth remains: this life is short. This fragile flame will go out. And when the day of judgment arrives, every tyrant will be held accountable for every drop of innocent blood they spilled."
"One truth remains: this life is short. This fragile flame will go out. And when the day of judgment arrives, every tyrant will be held accountable for every drop of innocent blood they spilled."
We Are Still Here: A testimony by Gaza's students about surviving genocide - https://www.middleeasteye.net/discover/we-are-still-here-our-testimony-surviving-gazas-genocide
We Are Still Here: A testimony by Gaza's students about surviving genocide
Gaza university students wrote about the devastation, loss and grief of the last two years, producing an anthology of their reflections and poems
www.middleeasteye.net
December 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Excerpt: Not Just Numbers: The Story of a Soul Silenced by Hada Mohammed Homaid
"One truth remains: this life is short. This fragile flame will go out. And when the day of judgment arrives, every tyrant will be held accountable for every drop of innocent blood they spilled."
"One truth remains: this life is short. This fragile flame will go out. And when the day of judgment arrives, every tyrant will be held accountable for every drop of innocent blood they spilled."
Small in memoriam for Alex the Great this time of year. The SFO mascot bunny who brought joy to airport prisoners nationwide. Here he is donning a Santa cap and being one of the many tireless airport holiday workers.
December 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Small in memoriam for Alex the Great this time of year. The SFO mascot bunny who brought joy to airport prisoners nationwide. Here he is donning a Santa cap and being one of the many tireless airport holiday workers.
Like this a lot. Think it doesn't fail to apply to other cities just because a few conditions are a bit different. Worth a read and a think about how to be a better neighbor in your area code.
What can you do to be a better neighbor in the District?
D.C. native India Kea has ideas:
D.C. native India Kea has ideas:
Ask A D.C. Native: What do you wish more people did to be better neighbors?
Aspiring to be a good neighbor in a city as richly diverse, vibrant, and dynamic as D.C. is essential and, honestly, a bit of an art form.
51st.news
December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Like this a lot. Think it doesn't fail to apply to other cities just because a few conditions are a bit different. Worth a read and a think about how to be a better neighbor in your area code.
Me: Sees EA Poe post.
Brain:
Brain:
December 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Me: Sees EA Poe post.
Brain:
Brain:
December 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Am trying to decide if I should let people just be aggro about my blithe 'Happy Holidays' or start shouting something to the effect of, 'MAY YOUR CHRISMAKWANZIKAH BE FULFILLING' and see where that leads. (Optional al-Adha at the end for when the big Eid wanders through the holiday cycle.)
December 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Am trying to decide if I should let people just be aggro about my blithe 'Happy Holidays' or start shouting something to the effect of, 'MAY YOUR CHRISMAKWANZIKAH BE FULFILLING' and see where that leads. (Optional al-Adha at the end for when the big Eid wanders through the holiday cycle.)
NWS keeps playing with my emotions. Snow one inch or rain all day? (Shouts abysmally at the clouds.)
December 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
NWS keeps playing with my emotions. Snow one inch or rain all day? (Shouts abysmally at the clouds.)
Still thinking Jimbo could have combined his love of discotheque and puppetry into something that would've blown contemporaneous modernist film out of the water. Between the aesthetics of something like The Dark Crystal and a Yayoi Kusama style interactive artscape with automata...
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Still thinking Jimbo could have combined his love of discotheque and puppetry into something that would've blown contemporaneous modernist film out of the water. Between the aesthetics of something like The Dark Crystal and a Yayoi Kusama style interactive artscape with automata...
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Stop expecting answers from books.
Instead just say to yourself
“This will keep me company while I live the question.”
Instead just say to yourself
“This will keep me company while I live the question.”
December 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Stop expecting answers from books.
Instead just say to yourself
“This will keep me company while I live the question.”
Instead just say to yourself
“This will keep me company while I live the question.”
Dead spruce elegantly splays
Frozen limbed and green as sage
I comb the needles under thumb
Regretting what it could become
A stately tree I could sit under
Shaded gently, almost slumber
On quilt of needle, smells of pine
I'd be of it and fondly think it mine.
#spruce #wildwalkprompt
Frozen limbed and green as sage
I comb the needles under thumb
Regretting what it could become
A stately tree I could sit under
Shaded gently, almost slumber
On quilt of needle, smells of pine
I'd be of it and fondly think it mine.
#spruce #wildwalkprompt
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Dead spruce elegantly splays
Frozen limbed and green as sage
I comb the needles under thumb
Regretting what it could become
A stately tree I could sit under
Shaded gently, almost slumber
On quilt of needle, smells of pine
I'd be of it and fondly think it mine.
#spruce #wildwalkprompt
Frozen limbed and green as sage
I comb the needles under thumb
Regretting what it could become
A stately tree I could sit under
Shaded gently, almost slumber
On quilt of needle, smells of pine
I'd be of it and fondly think it mine.
#spruce #wildwalkprompt
Anyone else out there reminiscing on that age of early Youtube when every geek you knew cobbled together ripped footage and bootleg songs (usually Sarah McLaughlin) in the most basic PC video editing program and posted their magnum opus, the inept shipping video, to a tune of 500K+ views?
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Anyone else out there reminiscing on that age of early Youtube when every geek you knew cobbled together ripped footage and bootleg songs (usually Sarah McLaughlin) in the most basic PC video editing program and posted their magnum opus, the inept shipping video, to a tune of 500K+ views?