Zoeby
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Eating pussy in a tricorn hat
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Eating pussy in a tricorn hat
shrimps! shirmps! shrmpis! 🦐
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
shrimps! shirmps! shrmpis! 🦐
I need to invest in a "I promise I have tits you just can't see them under my winter coat" sash so I can stop getting misgendered while running errands.
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I need to invest in a "I promise I have tits you just can't see them under my winter coat" sash so I can stop getting misgendered while running errands.
Idea for Prager U cartoon pitch: a little grill who sings an "i'm just a bill" parody. And he's sad because the liberals who bought him (grill unambiguously male) only use him to cook plant based meat substitutes and veggie kabobs.
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Idea for Prager U cartoon pitch: a little grill who sings an "i'm just a bill" parody. And he's sad because the liberals who bought him (grill unambiguously male) only use him to cook plant based meat substitutes and veggie kabobs.
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DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
My greatest fear is that I'll say something stupid online, and they'll come and take me away and put me in Dumb Bastard Prison instead of Dumb Bitch Jail.
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My greatest fear is that I'll say something stupid online, and they'll come and take me away and put me in Dumb Bastard Prison instead of Dumb Bitch Jail.
Babe, wake up! We have to watch Goofy Movie.
September 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Babe, wake up! We have to watch Goofy Movie.
Trying to find a video of something like this little frog fountain my grandparents had that would ribbit to the tune of jingle bells, so I can show Kerri. All I can find is "Crazy Frog - Jingle Bells". And also my phone autocorrects ribbit to rabbit... Literal Hellscape
September 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Trying to find a video of something like this little frog fountain my grandparents had that would ribbit to the tune of jingle bells, so I can show Kerri. All I can find is "Crazy Frog - Jingle Bells". And also my phone autocorrects ribbit to rabbit... Literal Hellscape
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if we started saying that financial precarity was a gender affirming experience for trans people i bet we could fool the government into instituting UBI
September 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
if we started saying that financial precarity was a gender affirming experience for trans people i bet we could fool the government into instituting UBI
midnight cookies midnight cookies
September 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
midnight cookies midnight cookies
"Why do you care if trans people can't be in sports? You've never wanted to be in sports. We have to protect women first and foremost."
September 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"Why do you care if trans people can't be in sports? You've never wanted to be in sports. We have to protect women first and foremost."
It's shrimple. We krill the batman.
August 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's shrimple. We krill the batman.
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Just watched Johnny Mnemonic for the first time. How did I never watch this? Its right in my Q zone.
August 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Just watched Johnny Mnemonic for the first time. How did I never watch this? Its right in my Q zone.
In a scathing response to Trump's declaration of war with Russia, House democrats announce plan to print out giant "I did that" Trump sticker to be placed near crater where New York City once stood.
August 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
In a scathing response to Trump's declaration of war with Russia, House democrats announce plan to print out giant "I did that" Trump sticker to be placed near crater where New York City once stood.
Today at GenCon I learned that if an author makes eye contact with me and excitedly describes their fantasy book series, I must buy at least the first book. Oh there's elves? SOLD. Maybe like a cool dragon? YES. Female main characters with a "villains to villains" arc? DAMNB SIGN ME UP!!!
August 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Today at GenCon I learned that if an author makes eye contact with me and excitedly describes their fantasy book series, I must buy at least the first book. Oh there's elves? SOLD. Maybe like a cool dragon? YES. Female main characters with a "villains to villains" arc? DAMNB SIGN ME UP!!!
I burned my mouth on pizza AGAIN. Who could have foreseen this? If only I had been warned...
August 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I burned my mouth on pizza AGAIN. Who could have foreseen this? If only I had been warned...
Not calling the kernels on corn "kornels" was a big missed opportunity.
July 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Not calling the kernels on corn "kornels" was a big missed opportunity.
My Cat Is A Little Stinkster And She KNOWS IT
July 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My Cat Is A Little Stinkster And She KNOWS IT
Just one of those days when you don't wanna wake SUCK, everything is SUCKED, everybody SUCKS
June 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Just one of those days when you don't wanna wake SUCK, everything is SUCKED, everybody SUCKS
Listening to "Suck Stuff" by Limp Bizkit
June 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Listening to "Suck Stuff" by Limp Bizkit
On the phone with LG tech support: You want the model number? OK one sec that's gonna be... L (as in Luigi), G (as in Gooigi), M (as in Luigi's brother Mario), W (as in Waluigi), Five Five Niner
April 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
On the phone with LG tech support: You want the model number? OK one sec that's gonna be... L (as in Luigi), G (as in Gooigi), M (as in Luigi's brother Mario), W (as in Waluigi), Five Five Niner
It's 11:01 AM and I'm first in line at McDonald's. Breakfast is over, ladies, it's full menu time now. I order the Ronald Mcdonald's Special Time Minecraft Meal with Adult Toy for Adults. Today's the day... I'm going to get my grail.
April 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It's 11:01 AM and I'm first in line at McDonald's. Breakfast is over, ladies, it's full menu time now. I order the Ronald Mcdonald's Special Time Minecraft Meal with Adult Toy for Adults. Today's the day... I'm going to get my grail.
Me trying to flick the bean pre SRS: "haha, ow, ow ow, haha this is so affirming!"
April 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Me trying to flick the bean pre SRS: "haha, ow, ow ow, haha this is so affirming!"