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God’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️
@zoealicempls.bsky.social
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hi, I’m Zoë, and I’m a fucking delight
36 🔞| Married | Minneapolis fan

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curried butternut squash soup. yes, it takes a while to make but it’s worth it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Look, everything I post is random, but here's something else random to add to the chain.
Text: You can be Jewish and study Karate. with a 1970s image of two men doing karate kicks, one of whom is in mid air.
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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2015-2025, or: jesus, what a sad and useless man
pre transition zoe, wearing a stupid vest that my then gf said I’d look cute in but was not my thing. current zoë, more or less, a red haired woman with red lipstick in a red dress, with red roses in the background
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Why is it that the best deals on craig’s list or facebook marketplace are all labeled like this
a matted and framed woodcut, probably early 1800s, of a french chateau. the label: no idea, $20
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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shot, chaser from my Jimmy John’s days
a delivery check with special instructions to call the customer “King Booty Master” a paper crown that says “the Booty Master” with a drawing of a majestic booty in a diamond in the center
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Zoë, are you sad because you’re thinking about the Suzuki Jimny again?

y-yeah :(
a small, chunky 2 door off-roader, in white, on a street in Edinburgh
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Welcome to my house, or as I call it:
A 1930s tourist ad. A vaguely European looking half timbered structure next to a little bridge with some kind of house on it, identified as the Palace of Depression, in Vineland New Jersey, U.S.A.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Wheel in the sky keeps on turning
A 1960s ad, a maroon ford thunderbird, viewed from the rear, against the background of a purply sky, with a translucent steering wheel with two hands holding it
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I Emceed the TDOR event at the Minnesota State Capitol Rotunda this year.
It’s harder to meet the moment every year.
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
the Fiat 600, a car with cunty eyeliner
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Saw this and I knew that Bluesky needed to see it
the Frank Oelke Pedus bed, a double bed (king size) in the shape of giant feet, with giant toes on the end and the big toes pointed up
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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youtube video entitled “two idiots fighting”, featuring two teenaged boys squaring up to have an absolutely pathetic slapfight
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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this is where I post from if you even care
the Lego Pizzeria set from the early 1990s, with a chef, a delivery guy and a woman in a strapless red top.
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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We love seeing hot girls in dresses

qs with you being a hot girl in a dress
zoe’s, in a shoulder-less navy blue dress, looking at the camera
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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He gu che th o
One of those Swiss rail clocks, half encased in a concrete wall. or a cement wall, I never learned the different breeds of concrete
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Red Wings Goalie Terry Sawchuk, from a 1962 Life Magazine photoshoot. Makeup artists were tasked with illustrating every injury Sawchuk had received, but they ran out of space to capture all of them.
A white man with short hair, shirtless and holding a hockey stick to his chest. He is heavily scarred, with stitches on his forehead, cheek, and under both eyes.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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In addition to the human rights violations, the looming threats of war, inflation.... you get the picture... I feel like this administration also wants to do wild shit like 'make it legal to sell this again'
1930s looking packaging; an image of a cottage in the midst of snow covered pine trees and snow covered hills, that reads SNOW looks like real snow cleanest - whitest - best , contents 1 and 1/2 ounce of PURE White brand asbestos.
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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heard noises coming from downstairs, went to investigate, but not before I quickly grabbed something with which to defend myself
a hand holding a rolly pizza cutter
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I'm always saying this
A VHS-era still of a woman in a pink sweater, holding a clear bowl of pale ice cream, looking to the camera, with the text "there's something about Ice Cream"
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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seeing this vibe rn
achewood panel of someone saying “oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe”
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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evergreen
British public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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if you were looking for Imitation Ronal Bears, do I have news for you
packaging for chrome wheel covers in the shape of a teddy bear. it was the 90s, ok?
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Logging in
A book from like the 1920s, featuring British looking men possibly playing soccer, except the ball doesn't have the black pentagons on it. Oh yeah also the title of the book is Fellow Fags
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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No judgment, that's their natural inclination.
Text: Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the president of the United States. Image, a grizzled seafarer with goggles on his forehead, and an image of a large yacht exploding.
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The sign I'm looking for
A neon sign reading Pizzas Till 3AM. Behind it is a dark hallway, with a kitchen seen in the far distance
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM