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hi, I’m Zoë, and I’m a fucking delight
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I wish a certain state’s DFL was like this instead of a cadre of transphobes, or people defending a woman currently on trial for killing a teenager in a hit and run; people obsessed with holding on to their sliver of power instead of doing what’s necessary to meet the moment.
from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I wish a certain state’s DFL was like this instead of a cadre of transphobes, or people defending a woman currently on trial for killing a teenager in a hit and run; people obsessed with holding on to their sliver of power instead of doing what’s necessary to meet the moment.
I may have found the perfect gift for several of my followers
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I may have found the perfect gift for several of my followers
the cats are all safe, great job minneapolis. we did it
URGENT APPEAL: With a local shelter at capacity, dozens of rescued cats face being euthanized unless foster homes are found for them by 2 p.m. Friday.
More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/urgent-appeal-cats-rescued-from-hoarder-will-be-euthanized-unless-fosters-found
More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/urgent-appeal-cats-rescued-from-hoarder-will-be-euthanized-unless-fosters-found
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
the cats are all safe, great job minneapolis. we did it
fuck, what DO I want for xmas?
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
fuck, what DO I want for xmas?
Realizing that I have these deep needs to create and explore, and that my life is not set up well for expressing these needs.
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Realizing that I have these deep needs to create and explore, and that my life is not set up well for expressing these needs.
I wish a certain state’s DFL was like this instead of a cadre of transphobes, or people defending a woman currently on trial for killing a teenager in a hit and run; people obsessed with holding on to their sliver of power instead of doing what’s necessary to meet the moment.
from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I wish a certain state’s DFL was like this instead of a cadre of transphobes, or people defending a woman currently on trial for killing a teenager in a hit and run; people obsessed with holding on to their sliver of power instead of doing what’s necessary to meet the moment.
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well,,,, you know what they say.... when you have professional news that relies on word of mouth and leveraging your reputation in order to generate livable income, you should always release that news after 9:00 p.m. on a Friday night
www.danielsuitor.com
www.danielsuitor.com
Daniel P. Suitor, Attorney at Law | Tenants' Rights Attorney Minnesota
A Minnesota-based attorney with a focus on tenants' rights case and community service | Daniel P. Suitor, Attorney at Law
www.danielsuitor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
well,,,, you know what they say.... when you have professional news that relies on word of mouth and leveraging your reputation in order to generate livable income, you should always release that news after 9:00 p.m. on a Friday night
www.danielsuitor.com
www.danielsuitor.com
Yesterday was the anniversary of that healthcare CEO getting shot. I swear, it gets earlier every year
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Yesterday was the anniversary of that healthcare CEO getting shot. I swear, it gets earlier every year
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former high school friend who DMed me on instagram, raving about how good my boob job looked.
I have not had a boob job.
anyways, today she posted her spotify wrapped and her top artist was morgan wallen.
I have not had a boob job.
anyways, today she posted her spotify wrapped and her top artist was morgan wallen.
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
former high school friend who DMed me on instagram, raving about how good my boob job looked.
I have not had a boob job.
anyways, today she posted her spotify wrapped and her top artist was morgan wallen.
I have not had a boob job.
anyways, today she posted her spotify wrapped and her top artist was morgan wallen.
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ya design that sculpture yet?
yup, real vibes of agony and ruin, just like you asked
yup, real vibes of agony and ruin, just like you asked
Isn’t this just the poster for Spielberg’s War of the Worlds?
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
ya design that sculpture yet?
yup, real vibes of agony and ruin, just like you asked
yup, real vibes of agony and ruin, just like you asked
if the next administration isn’t petty enough to seize this and melt it down, I’m not voting
Q: Mr President, have you been told that you're going to receive the inaugural FIFA peace prize today?
TRUMP: I have been told. There's a rumor about it. That would be a great honor.
TRUMP: I have been told. There's a rumor about it. That would be a great honor.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
if the next administration isn’t petty enough to seize this and melt it down, I’m not voting
I was on my neighborhood board for 2 years, during which time I got a render outreach committee started and got us to change the neighborhood name to drop the inclusion of a super racist dude.
I was elected to this role by maybe 50 people.
I was elected to this role by maybe 50 people.
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I was on my neighborhood board for 2 years, during which time I got a render outreach committee started and got us to change the neighborhood name to drop the inclusion of a super racist dude.
I was elected to this role by maybe 50 people.
I was elected to this role by maybe 50 people.
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URGENT APPEAL: With a local shelter at capacity, dozens of rescued cats face being euthanized unless foster homes are found for them by 2 p.m. Friday.
More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/urgent-appeal-cats-rescued-from-hoarder-will-be-euthanized-unless-fosters-found
More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/urgent-appeal-cats-rescued-from-hoarder-will-be-euthanized-unless-fosters-found
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
URGENT APPEAL: With a local shelter at capacity, dozens of rescued cats face being euthanized unless foster homes are found for them by 2 p.m. Friday.
More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/urgent-appeal-cats-rescued-from-hoarder-will-be-euthanized-unless-fosters-found
More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/urgent-appeal-cats-rescued-from-hoarder-will-be-euthanized-unless-fosters-found
former high school friend who DMed me on instagram, raving about how good my boob job looked.
I have not had a boob job.
anyways, today she posted her spotify wrapped and her top artist was morgan wallen.
I have not had a boob job.
anyways, today she posted her spotify wrapped and her top artist was morgan wallen.
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
former high school friend who DMed me on instagram, raving about how good my boob job looked.
I have not had a boob job.
anyways, today she posted her spotify wrapped and her top artist was morgan wallen.
I have not had a boob job.
anyways, today she posted her spotify wrapped and her top artist was morgan wallen.
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I’ve seen two separate discussions from Men On The Internet about how women are the cause of their lack of dating,
and honestly, that’s not enough. we need to make them lonelier by all means possible. If you dated one of these men, reach out just to retroactively cancel those dates.
and honestly, that’s not enough. we need to make them lonelier by all means possible. If you dated one of these men, reach out just to retroactively cancel those dates.
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’ve seen two separate discussions from Men On The Internet about how women are the cause of their lack of dating,
and honestly, that’s not enough. we need to make them lonelier by all means possible. If you dated one of these men, reach out just to retroactively cancel those dates.
and honestly, that’s not enough. we need to make them lonelier by all means possible. If you dated one of these men, reach out just to retroactively cancel those dates.
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Glad I heard back from somebody at The Current about what time that Neko Case show is being broadcast, because there's no sign of it anywhere on the website, and they stopped running promos after the interview it was promoted with aired. It's 10pm CST and you can stream it if you're not local.
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Glad I heard back from somebody at The Current about what time that Neko Case show is being broadcast, because there's no sign of it anywhere on the website, and they stopped running promos after the interview it was promoted with aired. It's 10pm CST and you can stream it if you're not local.
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ok, I’ve made you the new czar of transportation in the US.
what’s your agenda? (besides high speed rail, if you’re following me on here that’s a given)
what’s your agenda? (besides high speed rail, if you’re following me on here that’s a given)
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
ok, I’ve made you the new czar of transportation in the US.
what’s your agenda? (besides high speed rail, if you’re following me on here that’s a given)
what’s your agenda? (besides high speed rail, if you’re following me on here that’s a given)
The roller coaster was inspired by some guy listening to “Angels we have heard on high” who wished he could do the glooooooooooria thing in real life
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The roller coaster was inspired by some guy listening to “Angels we have heard on high” who wished he could do the glooooooooooria thing in real life
ok, I’ve made you the new czar of transportation in the US.
what’s your agenda? (besides high speed rail, if you’re following me on here that’s a given)
what’s your agenda? (besides high speed rail, if you’re following me on here that’s a given)
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
ok, I’ve made you the new czar of transportation in the US.
what’s your agenda? (besides high speed rail, if you’re following me on here that’s a given)
what’s your agenda? (besides high speed rail, if you’re following me on here that’s a given)
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Deputy Rice speaks for all of us:
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Deputy Rice speaks for all of us:
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newsflash: border collie/honors student competition results in draw
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
newsflash: border collie/honors student competition results in draw
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My end of year playlist can be summarized with “we found the angriest women in Australia and New Zealand, gave them guitars, and a command to try to develop music that will kill shitty men on first listen. We are pleased to admit our plans have worked”
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My end of year playlist can be summarized with “we found the angriest women in Australia and New Zealand, gave them guitars, and a command to try to develop music that will kill shitty men on first listen. We are pleased to admit our plans have worked”
newsflash: border collie/honors student competition results in draw
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
newsflash: border collie/honors student competition results in draw
I’ve seen two separate discussions from Men On The Internet about how women are the cause of their lack of dating,
and honestly, that’s not enough. we need to make them lonelier by all means possible. If you dated one of these men, reach out just to retroactively cancel those dates.
and honestly, that’s not enough. we need to make them lonelier by all means possible. If you dated one of these men, reach out just to retroactively cancel those dates.
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’ve seen two separate discussions from Men On The Internet about how women are the cause of their lack of dating,
and honestly, that’s not enough. we need to make them lonelier by all means possible. If you dated one of these men, reach out just to retroactively cancel those dates.
and honestly, that’s not enough. we need to make them lonelier by all means possible. If you dated one of these men, reach out just to retroactively cancel those dates.