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Zlaudius
@zlaudius.bsky.social
adherer of seseme seeds | enjoys long ealks on the beach | survived by his therapist and 2 cameras

"Tell us a bit about yourself." — Bluesky
Got one of those apps that reduces your time spent on certain apps, and now that I can't stare at reddit, I've just caught myself staring at the weather app. Am I okay?
June 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I need Leigh Janiak to be the only person allowed to touch the fear steet movie ip from now on. This new movie was dogshit without her. #fearstreet
May 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Cheems
January 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
why do i live in this hell?
January 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I'm building a list of the random facts I acquire. I'll be posting them here as I go. #funfacts #pubquiz

2.) Only one U.S. President has been laid to rest under a flag other than the U.S. Flag. That's John Tyler under the Confederate Flag.
January 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I'm building a list of the random facts I acquire. I'll be posting them here as I go. #funfacts #pubquiz

1.) 11 children are documented to have been born in antartica, and all them survived early childhood. This gives antarctica the lowest recorded infant mortality rate of all continents.
January 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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*tips my hat to a basket of clean clothes*

M'laundry.
January 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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If it was a dick measuring contest, you’d lose. Nobody measures more dicks than me, not even to speak of accuracy.
January 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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boss: remember, the customer is always right

me: got it

[later]

customer: this place is awful, the food sucks

me: you're right, sir. this place really is the worst. i hate it here [i turn to my boss and give him a big thumbs up]
January 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
January 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I love forgetting I was suckered into buying things from door to door saleschildren. "Wha?!?! Cookies?!?! For me?!?!"
January 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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I love seeing YouTube videos like “ten songs I bet you didn’t know were covers” and being like guess again bitch
January 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Job Interviews
YouTube video by ClamTree
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January 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
boozegeoisie
January 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Do not pinch the penny. This hurts the penny.
January 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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a few times for sure
January 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
December 7, 2024 at 4:13 AM
What is this Arcane show and why does everyone sound so horny when they talk about it?
November 25, 2024 at 12:17 AM