Got one of those apps that reduces your time spent on certain apps, and now that I can't stare at reddit, I've just caught myself staring at the weather app. Am I okay?

I need Leigh Janiak to be the only person allowed to touch the fear steet movie ip from now on. This new movie was dogshit without her. #fearstreet

Cheems

why do i live in this hell?

I'm building a list of the random facts I acquire. I'll be posting them here as I go. #funfacts #pubquiz

2.) Only one U.S. President has been laid to rest under a flag other than the U.S. Flag. That's John Tyler under the Confederate Flag.

I'm building a list of the random facts I acquire. I'll be posting them here as I go. #funfacts #pubquiz

1.) 11 children are documented to have been born in antartica, and all them survived early childhood. This gives antarctica the lowest recorded infant mortality rate of all continents.

*tips my hat to a basket of clean clothes*

M'laundry.

If it was a dick measuring contest, you’d lose. Nobody measures more dicks than me, not even to speak of accuracy.

boss: remember, the customer is always right

me: got it

[later]

customer: this place is awful, the food sucks

me: you're right, sir. this place really is the worst. i hate it here [i turn to my boss and give him a big thumbs up]

go.bsky.app/Gxvtcys

I love forgetting I was suckered into buying things from door to door saleschildren. "Wha?!?! Cookies?!?! For me?!?!"

I love seeing YouTube videos like “ten songs I bet you didn’t know were covers” and being like guess again bitch

youtube.com/shorts/L8Cez...

boozegeoisie

Do not pinch the penny. This hurts the penny.

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a few times for sure

@chrishallbeck.bsky.social

What is this Arcane show and why does everyone sound so horny when they talk about it?