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Zipperonie
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Ex-sploon comp player. Teto enjoyer.

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Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN WAS IN DATE EVERYTHING
July 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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"They're flying the French flag in New Orleans!"

"Oh no, the Irish flag is all over Boston!"

Said nobody ever.

Curious how the flags associated with "white" countries aren't ever a problem.
June 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Repeat the city’s name again slowly.
Oh good. People waving Mexican flags in Los Angeles.
June 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Magic: The Gathering
May 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Grave Cum?
May 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Also I get to post these photos from my Portland visit now. Voxy and the TCC crew were seriously so funny and welcoming, I feel very lucky ♡
May 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Fucking *thank you* Gavin. No more beating around the bush. Calling out folks who game a casual format to be pubstompers as straight up bad actors is long overdue.
April 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Have you ever wanted to insert Rabbits inside a man, and watch him explode and kill three other people?

Don't worry, I got you covered, you weird little creature.

It's Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow, and it's kind of a Burn deck in Commander.

youtu.be/YoVZXdxr14c
The Best Hare Apparent Deck - Deck Tech And Gameplay
YouTube video by PleasantKenobi
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December 6, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Used to spend hours on end playing #dauntless. Gave up after the reforge update reset hundreds of hours of progress. Never really forgave the devs for that disrespect. Seeing them pull that shit all over again just is so depressing. Phoenix Labs is actively shooting themselves in the foot.
December 6, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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The Disney+ fact sheet eliminates any doubt that the worldwide transmission of ‘Joy to the World’ will commence simultaneously.
December 6, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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Announcing my new meme coin, based on transparency and anuses.

Transparently, I will pump and dump the shit out of it, much like my anus.

The coin's image? My puckered anus.
December 5, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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i just think retro frames are neat
December 5, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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Heard a Fox News reporter describe the proposed tariffs on Canadian imports as being paid 100% by companies there.

Kids: Study economics.
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.
December 1, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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I would like to lodge a formal complaint against the words “numerator” and “denominator.”

If we wanted people to hate fractions more, we could not have picked better words.
November 29, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Death of Star vs Birth of Cell
November 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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if Moana 2 doesn't say "aloha bitch" right before killing the bad guy I'm not interested
November 28, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now
November 26, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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hey
November 22, 2024 at 12:54 AM