ZalgoTheProphet
@zimchaos.bsky.social
Just some guy, the kind of guy you could be like "yeah he's pretty cool" and then just never think about again. but I'm trying. Racists and all assorted "Phobes" See your way TF out.
Older than 35 *coughs up dust*
Older than 35 *coughs up dust*
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Imagine hating me and I’m just at home reading a romance novel where I’m pretty sure she’s gonna fuck the Loch Ness monster
March 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m just at home reading a romance novel where I’m pretty sure she’s gonna fuck the Loch Ness monster
One of the worst things the internet has done to my brain is the fact that I can't call Dr Pepper DP anymore, somebody left their Dr Pepper in the bathroom at work and I really had to fight the earth to call it a toilet DP lmfao 🫣😏
February 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
One of the worst things the internet has done to my brain is the fact that I can't call Dr Pepper DP anymore, somebody left their Dr Pepper in the bathroom at work and I really had to fight the earth to call it a toilet DP lmfao 🫣😏
Uhh-Ohh 🤤🤤🤤
*ominous thunder*
*ominous thunder*
February 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Uhh-Ohh 🤤🤤🤤
*ominous thunder*
*ominous thunder*
hey yo anybody else like chips? 😏
February 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
hey yo anybody else like chips? 😏
tuff being a dad sometimes, especially when your brain is all funky, sometimes she makes me so sad that I can't wait till she goes to bed so that I can cry just a little bit, just a little though, not enough but enough to take the edge off
January 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
tuff being a dad sometimes, especially when your brain is all funky, sometimes she makes me so sad that I can't wait till she goes to bed so that I can cry just a little bit, just a little though, not enough but enough to take the edge off
quickly losing my grasp, I don't know how much longer I can do this
January 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
quickly losing my grasp, I don't know how much longer I can do this
I feel like I don't know what I'm doing as a dad sometimes, I know at the age that they're at that's just the kind of things that they do, and I know what I was doing at that age, but damn.
January 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I feel like I don't know what I'm doing as a dad sometimes, I know at the age that they're at that's just the kind of things that they do, and I know what I was doing at that age, but damn.
sometimes, just every once in a great tiny little while, I wish I had somebody... to help me deal with things. feels like I'm on a boat out in the middle of the ocean and like, I can see land, and I keep going towards it, and it does indeed keep getting closer, but it's taking so goddamn long.
January 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
sometimes, just every once in a great tiny little while, I wish I had somebody... to help me deal with things. feels like I'm on a boat out in the middle of the ocean and like, I can see land, and I keep going towards it, and it does indeed keep getting closer, but it's taking so goddamn long.
got my first snotcoin, how much you guys think this is worth? 😂😂
January 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
got my first snotcoin, how much you guys think this is worth? 😂😂
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I've written a Python script to automatically add Cami and Jul #bots to this #moderation list, and I've set it up to automatically run every 5 minutes
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I've written a Python script to automatically add Cami and Jul #bots to this #moderation list, and I've set it up to automatically run every 5 minutes
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
it's like, dude I'm just so fucking tired of *gestures vaguely*
January 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
it's like, dude I'm just so fucking tired of *gestures vaguely*
Nothing quite like sitting out on an unusually nice December night, just looking up at the stars, and hearing some random dude scream *fUUUuck you Trevoooor"
😌
😌
December 29, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Nothing quite like sitting out on an unusually nice December night, just looking up at the stars, and hearing some random dude scream *fUUUuck you Trevoooor"
😌
😌
You guys, my parents got me an entire library for Christmas 🥲🥺🖤
December 25, 2024 at 3:32 PM
You guys, my parents got me an entire library for Christmas 🥲🥺🖤
These kinds of things happen to me frequently, I should really pay more attention to people's personal lives LMFAO
December 22, 2024 at 8:17 PM
These kinds of things happen to me frequently, I should really pay more attention to people's personal lives LMFAO
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How big of a mr. sciencetist do you need to be to be able to name a new planet butthole town?
December 15, 2024 at 8:20 PM
How big of a mr. sciencetist do you need to be to be able to name a new planet butthole town?
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Listen, I might be a piece of shit worthless human, but I'll still give the Stray winter kitties fresh water every chance I get 🥰
December 14, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Listen, I might be a piece of shit worthless human, but I'll still give the Stray winter kitties fresh water every chance I get 🥰
feeling pretty useless, all in all having a bad time. but I'm going to keep going because she still needs me. I don't think she thinks I'm useless, but some days I have my doubts
December 14, 2024 at 3:08 AM
feeling pretty useless, all in all having a bad time. but I'm going to keep going because she still needs me. I don't think she thinks I'm useless, but some days I have my doubts
feeling extremely down and unwell today, he says to noone
December 12, 2024 at 3:07 AM
feeling extremely down and unwell today, he says to noone