The rival gang burned down my house, little do they know that I don't even qualify for a mortgage. Now time to go back to my business of trafficking WMDs for the purposes of terrorism.

I hope they do even more crimes than the SOA and for even less money.

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

In fact I've always been somewhat of a Euclidhead.

They are finally going to pass FlossLatino!

I do want to hear Elon and Rod talk about sickos in the bathrooms.

We will win we will win

Schumer is doling this exactly because Trump threatened to kill the filibuster. He wants it in place when the backlash to Trump inevitably puts the Democrats back in power.

He isn't spineless, he just has long-term plans (for doing bad things). He doesn't want the GOP killing the filibuster, because then the probable DNC majority in 2029 won't have an excuse for not passing good policies.

One thing he isn't is stupid