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Zev
@zevgood.bsky.social
Queer. Nerd. Jew. Novelist. Essayist. Husband. Casual baker. Barbra stan. Not Stephen King.
I've gotten these emails a lot lately. Ask them which version they purchased, then compare that answer to your sales report and share the results with them. 😉
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Nah. She got paid and bounced.
October 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Also, thanks for the plug. ❤️
October 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
They're actually both available for the time being.
October 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
😂
August 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can they, though?
July 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
July 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Did he call you bro? Or just misspell your name?
July 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I wish I had a Jewfro, but alas... I got my mother's family's stick-straight, baby-fine hair.

Boo.
July 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Toot.

My husband's hair is naturally curly, so of course he keeps it cut short so it doesn't curl.
🙄
July 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
July 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We all do. Especially the people who refuse to admit it.
July 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM