Zev
@zevgood.bsky.social
Queer. Nerd. Jew. Novelist. Essayist. Husband. Casual baker. Barbra stan. Not Stephen King.
We don't talk enough about how Phoebe Cates fucking ATE as Princess Caraboo.
October 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We don't talk enough about how Phoebe Cates fucking ATE as Princess Caraboo.
The Prowler (1981) is on Tubi and the white pumps are serving
Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve and
Talent
hennies.
Also: we did not deserve Vicky Dawson.
Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve and
Talent
hennies.
Also: we did not deserve Vicky Dawson.
August 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The Prowler (1981) is on Tubi and the white pumps are serving
Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve and
Talent
hennies.
Also: we did not deserve Vicky Dawson.
Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve and
Talent
hennies.
Also: we did not deserve Vicky Dawson.
Oh, okay.
Fuck your birthday, then, I guess.
Fuck your birthday, then, I guess.
August 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Oh, okay.
Fuck your birthday, then, I guess.
Fuck your birthday, then, I guess.
Bought the no-chafe undies this time.
July 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Bought the no-chafe undies this time.
Made savanyú káposzta—aka sauerkraut.
In a couple weeks, it will have stunk up the whole neighborhood and be delicious. 🙌
In a couple weeks, it will have stunk up the whole neighborhood and be delicious. 🙌
July 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Made savanyú káposzta—aka sauerkraut.
In a couple weeks, it will have stunk up the whole neighborhood and be delicious. 🙌
In a couple weeks, it will have stunk up the whole neighborhood and be delicious. 🙌
I need y'all straight guys to stop wearing these fucking shoes with EVERYTHING so the algorithm will stop suggesting them to me.
Please.
I beg.
Please.
I beg.
July 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I need y'all straight guys to stop wearing these fucking shoes with EVERYTHING so the algorithm will stop suggesting them to me.
Please.
I beg.
Please.
I beg.
Gays—the goddess Cleo Laine has left us.
Cleo Laine, Regarded as Britain’s Greatest Jazz Voice, Dies at 97
During a career that crossed the Atlantic, the contralto was considered Britain’s finest contribution to the quintessential American genre.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
July 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gays—the goddess Cleo Laine has left us.
Reminder that summer in the American South isn't about the heat, it's about the humidity.
July 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Reminder that summer in the American South isn't about the heat, it's about the humidity.
I think a lot about that time Jane Fonda couldn't get her red carpet dress off, so she just slept in it.
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I think a lot about that time Jane Fonda couldn't get her red carpet dress off, so she just slept in it.
Watching The Studio, and it is *chef's kiss*
The only thing that would make it better is if Seth Rogen did the entire thing completely naked.
I said what I said.
The only thing that would make it better is if Seth Rogen did the entire thing completely naked.
I said what I said.
July 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Watching The Studio, and it is *chef's kiss*
The only thing that would make it better is if Seth Rogen did the entire thing completely naked.
I said what I said.
The only thing that would make it better is if Seth Rogen did the entire thing completely naked.
I said what I said.
Genevieve O'Reilly didn't get an Emmy nomination for "Andor."
I'm calling the police.
I'm calling the police.
July 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Genevieve O'Reilly didn't get an Emmy nomination for "Andor."
I'm calling the police.
I'm calling the police.
May the world treat you the way you treat all those indie authors whose books you never buy, even though you swear up and down that their stories matter.
#indieauthors
#authorsofbluesky
#indieauthors
#authorsofbluesky
July 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
May the world treat you the way you treat all those indie authors whose books you never buy, even though you swear up and down that their stories matter.
#indieauthors
#authorsofbluesky
#indieauthors
#authorsofbluesky
So, question for some of y'all on here:
why is it that you only allow yourselves to interact with self-published authors after you've posted a "Pick me!1!!" post begging them to post the links to their books?
Real answers only!1!! 😉
why is it that you only allow yourselves to interact with self-published authors after you've posted a "Pick me!1!!" post begging them to post the links to their books?
Real answers only!1!! 😉
July 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
So, question for some of y'all on here:
why is it that you only allow yourselves to interact with self-published authors after you've posted a "Pick me!1!!" post begging them to post the links to their books?
Real answers only!1!! 😉
why is it that you only allow yourselves to interact with self-published authors after you've posted a "Pick me!1!!" post begging them to post the links to their books?
Real answers only!1!! 😉
Me, just having fun on Bluesky:
June 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Me, just having fun on Bluesky:
Watching the Queen Mother AND Irene Sharaff's costumes.
June 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Watching the Queen Mother AND Irene Sharaff's costumes.
June 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Ooops. I totally forgot I had a Bluesky account again.
May 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ooops. I totally forgot I had a Bluesky account again.
If I send you this, it means you gon' listen to me next time, ain't you?
April 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If I send you this, it means you gon' listen to me next time, ain't you?
The genie that lives in the empty Budweiser bottle you find in a ditch.
April 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The genie that lives in the empty Budweiser bottle you find in a ditch.
Had avocado toast for breakfast.
March 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Had avocado toast for breakfast.
Me: *finds out there is a queer bookstore in the Atlanta metro*
Also Me: *thinks I might see if they would consider stocking my books*
Then Me: *checks out their inventory online*
Now Me:
Also Me: *thinks I might see if they would consider stocking my books*
Then Me: *checks out their inventory online*
Now Me:
March 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me: *finds out there is a queer bookstore in the Atlanta metro*
Also Me: *thinks I might see if they would consider stocking my books*
Then Me: *checks out their inventory online*
Now Me:
Also Me: *thinks I might see if they would consider stocking my books*
Then Me: *checks out their inventory online*
Now Me:
Started writing again, so I guess that means I'm true to this.
March 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Started writing again, so I guess that means I'm true to this.
I made a thing.
Because... ear and nose hair.
Because... ear and nose hair.
March 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I made a thing.
Because... ear and nose hair.
Because... ear and nose hair.