Zev
@zevgood.bsky.social
Queer. Nerd. Jew. Novelist. Essayist. Husband. Casual baker. Barbra stan. Not Stephen King.
We don't talk enough about how Phoebe Cates fucking ATE as Princess Caraboo.
October 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We don't talk enough about how Phoebe Cates fucking ATE as Princess Caraboo.
The Prowler (1981) is on Tubi and the white pumps are serving
Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve and
Talent
hennies.
Also: we did not deserve Vicky Dawson.
Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve and
Talent
hennies.
Also: we did not deserve Vicky Dawson.
August 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The Prowler (1981) is on Tubi and the white pumps are serving
Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve and
Talent
hennies.
Also: we did not deserve Vicky Dawson.
Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve and
Talent
hennies.
Also: we did not deserve Vicky Dawson.
Oh, okay.
Fuck your birthday, then, I guess.
Fuck your birthday, then, I guess.
August 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Oh, okay.
Fuck your birthday, then, I guess.
Fuck your birthday, then, I guess.
Bought the no-chafe undies this time.
July 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Bought the no-chafe undies this time.
Made savanyú káposzta—aka sauerkraut.
In a couple weeks, it will have stunk up the whole neighborhood and be delicious. 🙌
In a couple weeks, it will have stunk up the whole neighborhood and be delicious. 🙌
July 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Made savanyú káposzta—aka sauerkraut.
In a couple weeks, it will have stunk up the whole neighborhood and be delicious. 🙌
In a couple weeks, it will have stunk up the whole neighborhood and be delicious. 🙌
I need y'all straight guys to stop wearing these fucking shoes with EVERYTHING so the algorithm will stop suggesting them to me.
Please.
I beg.
Please.
I beg.
July 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I need y'all straight guys to stop wearing these fucking shoes with EVERYTHING so the algorithm will stop suggesting them to me.
Please.
I beg.
Please.
I beg.
Reminder that summer in the American South isn't about the heat, it's about the humidity.
July 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Reminder that summer in the American South isn't about the heat, it's about the humidity.
I think a lot about that time Jane Fonda couldn't get her red carpet dress off, so she just slept in it.
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I think a lot about that time Jane Fonda couldn't get her red carpet dress off, so she just slept in it.
Genevieve O'Reilly didn't get an Emmy nomination for "Andor."
I'm calling the police.
I'm calling the police.
July 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Genevieve O'Reilly didn't get an Emmy nomination for "Andor."
I'm calling the police.
I'm calling the police.
Me, just having fun on Bluesky:
June 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Me, just having fun on Bluesky:
Watching the Queen Mother AND Irene Sharaff's costumes.
June 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Watching the Queen Mother AND Irene Sharaff's costumes.
June 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
If I send you this, it means you gon' listen to me next time, ain't you?
April 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If I send you this, it means you gon' listen to me next time, ain't you?
The genie that lives in the empty Budweiser bottle you find in a ditch.
April 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The genie that lives in the empty Budweiser bottle you find in a ditch.
Had avocado toast for breakfast.
March 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Had avocado toast for breakfast.
Me: *finds out there is a queer bookstore in the Atlanta metro*
Also Me: *thinks I might see if they would consider stocking my books*
Then Me: *checks out their inventory online*
Now Me:
Also Me: *thinks I might see if they would consider stocking my books*
Then Me: *checks out their inventory online*
Now Me:
March 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me: *finds out there is a queer bookstore in the Atlanta metro*
Also Me: *thinks I might see if they would consider stocking my books*
Then Me: *checks out their inventory online*
Now Me:
Also Me: *thinks I might see if they would consider stocking my books*
Then Me: *checks out their inventory online*
Now Me:
I made a thing.
Because... ear and nose hair.
Because... ear and nose hair.
March 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I made a thing.
Because... ear and nose hair.
Because... ear and nose hair.
Amazon really—like, for REAL really—thinks I care what books famous people are reading. 😂
February 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Amazon really—like, for REAL really—thinks I care what books famous people are reading. 😂