AmandaGPT
@zerotrustbarbie.bsky.social
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Cybersecurity Content Writer 👩🏼💻🔏
Former Threat Intel Researcher 💻📊
Opinions are my own. 🗣🎙
Viewer discretion is advised. 👀📺
Cybersecurity Content Writer 👩🏼💻🔏
Former Threat Intel Researcher 💻📊
Opinions are my own. 🗣🎙
Viewer discretion is advised. 👀📺
It rained all day yesterday, and this is how I used my free will.
13 year old me would be screaming and crying happy tears. "What do you mean we can play the OG Sims in our own house?! We have a colorful office to get cozy and play it in too?!"
Make younger you proud. That's the whole point.
13 year old me would be screaming and crying happy tears. "What do you mean we can play the OG Sims in our own house?! We have a colorful office to get cozy and play it in too?!"
Make younger you proud. That's the whole point.
October 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It rained all day yesterday, and this is how I used my free will.
13 year old me would be screaming and crying happy tears. "What do you mean we can play the OG Sims in our own house?! We have a colorful office to get cozy and play it in too?!"
Make younger you proud. That's the whole point.
13 year old me would be screaming and crying happy tears. "What do you mean we can play the OG Sims in our own house?! We have a colorful office to get cozy and play it in too?!"
Make younger you proud. That's the whole point.
Some of ya'll asked for an all black hoodie since I opened my small boutique within the past month. So, here you go! This black half-zip hoodie should arrive by the 24th of October. I absolutely swear by these hoodies and have for years!!
If you want to pre-order one, let me know!
If you want to pre-order one, let me know!
October 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Some of ya'll asked for an all black hoodie since I opened my small boutique within the past month. So, here you go! This black half-zip hoodie should arrive by the 24th of October. I absolutely swear by these hoodies and have for years!!
If you want to pre-order one, let me know!
If you want to pre-order one, let me know!
If I were a cybersecurity company, I wouldn't hire this dude for even 5 cents. Likely couldn't tell you what OSINT means without Googling it. This is 100% the type of misguided and egotistical marketing grifters plug on LinkedIn and then get mad at you for calling them out in the comments.
August 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If I were a cybersecurity company, I wouldn't hire this dude for even 5 cents. Likely couldn't tell you what OSINT means without Googling it. This is 100% the type of misguided and egotistical marketing grifters plug on LinkedIn and then get mad at you for calling them out in the comments.
Dis me. Thanks to @alyssam-infosec.com for sharing.
August 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Dis me. Thanks to @alyssam-infosec.com for sharing.
Ya'll... This spouse of mine made me breakfast... I'm going to go cry happy tears in the corner now. His scrambled eggs are even better than mine too.
July 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Ya'll... This spouse of mine made me breakfast... I'm going to go cry happy tears in the corner now. His scrambled eggs are even better than mine too.
Starting the week off with a healthier breakfast than normal to set the week up for success. LFG!
PS. Hardee's loaded breakfast burritos are my current fast food breakfast fave but they are so bad for me.
PS. Hardee's loaded breakfast burritos are my current fast food breakfast fave but they are so bad for me.
July 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Starting the week off with a healthier breakfast than normal to set the week up for success. LFG!
PS. Hardee's loaded breakfast burritos are my current fast food breakfast fave but they are so bad for me.
PS. Hardee's loaded breakfast burritos are my current fast food breakfast fave but they are so bad for me.
Future Instagram model.
June 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Future Instagram model.
As requested, the crazy furchildren of mine:
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
As requested, the crazy furchildren of mine:
As requested. Here she is! She said she wants an official introduction to aunt Alyssa in a few hours.
April 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
As requested. Here she is! She said she wants an official introduction to aunt Alyssa in a few hours.
It's been a rough week with medical issues across the board, but I had to publicly say happy gotcha day to my fur queen.
She's officially been my longest relationship in life of over a decade now. Yet she still fights on defying the odds just like her human momma, aka me. Fight on my lil bestie.
She's officially been my longest relationship in life of over a decade now. Yet she still fights on defying the odds just like her human momma, aka me. Fight on my lil bestie.
April 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It's been a rough week with medical issues across the board, but I had to publicly say happy gotcha day to my fur queen.
She's officially been my longest relationship in life of over a decade now. Yet she still fights on defying the odds just like her human momma, aka me. Fight on my lil bestie.
She's officially been my longest relationship in life of over a decade now. Yet she still fights on defying the odds just like her human momma, aka me. Fight on my lil bestie.
Fly high, Nikki! We'll miss you. 🕊💐
*cue Meet the Master by Greta Van Fleet*
*cue Meet the Master by Greta Van Fleet*
March 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Fly high, Nikki! We'll miss you. 🕊💐
*cue Meet the Master by Greta Van Fleet*
*cue Meet the Master by Greta Van Fleet*
Bye, bye Mediterranean blue. 👋🏼
Hello Shady Palms (an emerald teal)!!! 🙃🤩
Hello Shady Palms (an emerald teal)!!! 🙃🤩
March 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Bye, bye Mediterranean blue. 👋🏼
Hello Shady Palms (an emerald teal)!!! 🙃🤩
Hello Shady Palms (an emerald teal)!!! 🙃🤩
I sit in this room nearly everyday, and now the same spot I started in 11 years ago working from home and think to myself, "wow this is what healing really looks like." 🥹💐💚✨️
These walls used to be so beige and boring. Now all I can see is color! 🌈
These walls used to be so beige and boring. Now all I can see is color! 🌈
March 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I sit in this room nearly everyday, and now the same spot I started in 11 years ago working from home and think to myself, "wow this is what healing really looks like." 🥹💐💚✨️
These walls used to be so beige and boring. Now all I can see is color! 🌈
These walls used to be so beige and boring. Now all I can see is color! 🌈
Just in case there were any questions about my stance on things.
March 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Just in case there were any questions about my stance on things.
Finally dried my first sunflower! Are there any solid tips ya'll have to preserve it without smashing it or ruining it? 🌻💐
March 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Finally dried my first sunflower! Are there any solid tips ya'll have to preserve it without smashing it or ruining it? 🌻💐
New reads. This is me "touching grass" with a hint of agoraphobia.
I promise I am good. I have just decided that I am going off the grid of most socials anymore.
I HAVE to. I am too chronically online. Even for work. The less internet, the better. More real life.
I promise I am good. I have just decided that I am going off the grid of most socials anymore.
I HAVE to. I am too chronically online. Even for work. The less internet, the better. More real life.
March 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
New reads. This is me "touching grass" with a hint of agoraphobia.
I promise I am good. I have just decided that I am going off the grid of most socials anymore.
I HAVE to. I am too chronically online. Even for work. The less internet, the better. More real life.
I promise I am good. I have just decided that I am going off the grid of most socials anymore.
I HAVE to. I am too chronically online. Even for work. The less internet, the better. More real life.
We're all going through it today. If anyone needs me, my DMs are open. Just poured a second cup of coffee.
March 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
We're all going through it today. If anyone needs me, my DMs are open. Just poured a second cup of coffee.
My life is dope, and I do dope shit.
I so earned this glass of cab.
I so earned this glass of cab.
March 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My life is dope, and I do dope shit.
I so earned this glass of cab.
I so earned this glass of cab.
Gained 5lbs. Worth it.
March 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Gained 5lbs. Worth it.
In this hacker fam, we be cookin' good and eatin' good. Mangia mangia!!!
March 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In this hacker fam, we be cookin' good and eatin' good. Mangia mangia!!!
A big thank you to a dear friend for making a dream I never realized I had a reality over the weekend.
I've flown on planes since I was a baby. Never thought I'd see the day to fly next to an actual pilot.
What a surreal and amazing experience. Thank you, thank you. @alyssam-infosec.com
I've flown on planes since I was a baby. Never thought I'd see the day to fly next to an actual pilot.
What a surreal and amazing experience. Thank you, thank you. @alyssam-infosec.com
March 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
A big thank you to a dear friend for making a dream I never realized I had a reality over the weekend.
I've flown on planes since I was a baby. Never thought I'd see the day to fly next to an actual pilot.
What a surreal and amazing experience. Thank you, thank you. @alyssam-infosec.com
I've flown on planes since I was a baby. Never thought I'd see the day to fly next to an actual pilot.
What a surreal and amazing experience. Thank you, thank you. @alyssam-infosec.com
See. I was out of the loop! 😂🤣
I have been spending a lot less time on social media this week. Started my first project for spring.
Buying new patio set after the spend blackout this today/this weekend that I am doing.
I have been spending a lot less time on social media this week. Started my first project for spring.
Buying new patio set after the spend blackout this today/this weekend that I am doing.
February 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
See. I was out of the loop! 😂🤣
I have been spending a lot less time on social media this week. Started my first project for spring.
Buying new patio set after the spend blackout this today/this weekend that I am doing.
I have been spending a lot less time on social media this week. Started my first project for spring.
Buying new patio set after the spend blackout this today/this weekend that I am doing.
Friday feels! 🙏🏻🫂💚💐🙌🏼
February 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Friday feels! 🙏🏻🫂💚💐🙌🏼