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AmandaGPT
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Cybersecurity Content Writer 👩🏼‍💻🔏
Former Threat Intel Researcher 💻📊
Opinions are my own. 🗣🎙
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While I do sometimes say, "what I wouldn't give for another moment with them," but this is not it! Grieving is an emotional process that this would significantly stunt people from healing with things like this. No one would ever truly learn how to let go and honor the time together in memory.
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Sim4 is worse. WTF did they do to this game. Please make it stop.
I don't care what you think, but the Sims 3 is absolutely trash. Uninstalled it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Got more rough news about my furry soulmate today. Something still hadn't been sitting right with me for weeks. So we went to the vet again. They found a tumor on her urethra. I am glad to finally have more answers, but I am heartbroken at the fact we have even less time now... 💔
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I don't care what you think, but the Sims 3 is absolutely trash. Uninstalled it.
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Happy divorciversary to myself. All those years ago I didn't know how life would look the next year, 5 or even more for me. After being told repeated I wouldn't make it without them, I think I am not only surviving but thriving without them. No matter what life threw at me since then!
a picture of a lake with the words " do n't feel " written on it
ALT: a picture of a lake with the words " do n't feel " written on it
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October 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I have studied each vibe of the most used social media apps.

Meta = boomers & politics
LinkedIn = fake it till you make it
Instagram = fake but aesthetic
Pinterest = vision board
Twitter/X = complaints HQ
Reddit = anon complaints HQ
TikTok = funny, messy, opinionated, & cringe
Bluesky = semi-chill
October 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Welcome to 2025's job market where it is still possible to make over 80K a year, but you won't get benefits or medical insurance. Are you kidding me? It makes far more sense to freelance for me. At least I can somewhat expense medical insurance premiums on my tax return.
October 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It rained all day yesterday, and this is how I used my free will.

13 year old me would be screaming and crying happy tears. "What do you mean we can play the OG Sims in our own house?! We have a colorful office to get cozy and play it in too?!"

Make younger you proud. That's the whole point.
October 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Picking myself up and getting my life back together on a random Monday in October. LFG!
October 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
One of the hardest things to face is the reality is that we are all on borrowed time here. It's even more heartbreaking to be told and have to face that I am a lot less borrowed time than I thought I was with my furry soulmate now. I just hope I can make it through it all this time. 💔
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Since I never seem to see anyone's posts in my feed half the time, I am gradually just turning on notifications for individual people as I go. So I if start engaging a lot more with your content, then that would be why. I am still specifically curating my feed here. Le sigh.
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The tarot people and tin foil hatters are back on my fyp on TikTok. Either there is about to be a collective crash out or it'll just be me. This level of delulu is a lot even for me. Stay tuned...
October 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
3 things I have decided on today:

1. I am re-joining Twitter. Why? Because not everyone migrated over. 🙄
2. I am going to just share my thoughts in posts unfiltered.
3. I am going to keep going in the career direction I am currently until the money runs out completely. Why? Can't get an FTE job.
October 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Some of ya'll asked for an all black hoodie since I opened my small boutique within the past month. So, here you go! This black half-zip hoodie should arrive by the 24th of October. I absolutely swear by these hoodies and have for years!!

If you want to pre-order one, let me know!
October 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The amount of jobs that have wasted my ever-loving time over the past 7 weeks with their "we want someone with more experience" in marketing is such BS.

I've been in-house and external facing. I can confirm that a lot of companies haven't a clue what they are doing. It's all corporate cosplay. 🙄
October 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I have officially been TikTok influenced and bought a mechanical keyboard. The first one was a total fail and got returned. The second one that just arrived this evening has a much more silent and creamy sound to it. Not to mention the rainbow back light is so cool. I'm in love! 😍
October 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Friend: "hey I got free tickets to this event where I live. Want to come for a short visit?"

Me: "say less. you don't have to ask me twice."

Also me: "train booked. hotel booked. see you in a few weeks!"

Do I have the money for it right now? No, not really.
Do I care right now? Also, no.
October 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Anyone have recs on low-cost courses & certs to explore to get back into a cybersecurity role? I have a TryHackMe subscription & looking at Practical OSINT with TCM (for security research). I am looking for more options to get back into a direct role in cybersecurity. Drop some of your recs please!
September 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
After 5 interviews & waiting over 3 weeks, I didn't get the role at Huntress that I was hoping to land. To say I am already exhausted by job hunting would be an understatement currently. The reality is I want the income and job stability, but it doesn't look like that's in the cards for me now.
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Today would have been my 12th wedding anniversary. A few of the rare images left popped up on Facebook. It put me in a somber mood. Why? Because I lost nearly everyone in the divorce except my matron of honor. We're still friends. I feel it's the price I had to pay to choose myself, heal, and leave.
a woman is laying in bed with a pillow that has a pattern of circles on it
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September 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Currently still barely have a voice this week. Feel free to revel in it or provide sympathy. I don't mind either way.

But I will remind you all to wash your fucking hands and mask up again this Fall because it's germy out here.
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Naturally, a minority of the population out there is like, "omg why is everyone making this a huge joke?"

Oh... IDK...Maybe because we have a circus government admin run by clowns., humor is the only way to endure any of it. Let us have this! Now shush, my rapture news update and GRWM is back on.
September 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I just saw a comment earlier on TikTok saying, " Do I need a real ID for this rapture or do I gotta go stand in line at the DMV for one tomorrow?" Now I cannot stop laughing every 5 minutes about it. These comments are giving me life again since I have no voice right now... 🤒🤧😷
September 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM