Agent 0
@zeropants-onebib.bsky.social
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I would like to just take a moment to invite you to enjoy Cake's 1996 mega-hit 'The Distance'.
It's likely that you know this song, perhaps even love it. But just take a moment to revel in the utter masterpiece that it is.
Surrender yourself to it.
You deserve it.
It's likely that you know this song, perhaps even love it. But just take a moment to revel in the utter masterpiece that it is.
Surrender yourself to it.
You deserve it.
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I would like to just take a moment to invite you to enjoy Cake's 1996 mega-hit 'The Distance'.
It's likely that you know this song, perhaps even love it. But just take a moment to revel in the utter masterpiece that it is.
Surrender yourself to it.
You deserve it.
It's likely that you know this song, perhaps even love it. But just take a moment to revel in the utter masterpiece that it is.
Surrender yourself to it.
You deserve it.
Interview question: if you were going to attempt a theft or robbery, what would it be?
Not only fun but demonstrates ability to evaluate risk vs reward. Candidate is also unlikely to have prepared in advance.
Not only fun but demonstrates ability to evaluate risk vs reward. Candidate is also unlikely to have prepared in advance.
July 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Interview question: if you were going to attempt a theft or robbery, what would it be?
Not only fun but demonstrates ability to evaluate risk vs reward. Candidate is also unlikely to have prepared in advance.
Not only fun but demonstrates ability to evaluate risk vs reward. Candidate is also unlikely to have prepared in advance.
On weed guy voice: you ever do whatever the fuck you want... In Texas!?
July 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
On weed guy voice: you ever do whatever the fuck you want... In Texas!?
My parents, feverishly cleaning my house: you're doing great sweetie!
June 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My parents, feverishly cleaning my house: you're doing great sweetie!
When I was about to reply with what the AI suggests, it makes me think twice
June 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When I was about to reply with what the AI suggests, it makes me think twice
Just spent $200 at Costco because I needed toilet paper
June 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just spent $200 at Costco because I needed toilet paper
You should, actually, in fact, not be handing them a god damn thing.
May 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You should, actually, in fact, not be handing them a god damn thing.
"they look like an aging boy band" fucking lol
March 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"they look like an aging boy band" fucking lol
Barking up the right tree accomplishes what, exactly?
March 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Barking up the right tree accomplishes what, exactly?
Liverpool have switched from 4-2-4 pressing shape to a 5-1-4 with Endo dropping into the back line.
February 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Liverpool have switched from 4-2-4 pressing shape to a 5-1-4 with Endo dropping into the back line.
Lino had to have seen that!
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Lino had to have seen that!
You know Liverpool is up for it when Salah is defending at his own goal line.
February 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You know Liverpool is up for it when Salah is defending at his own goal line.
I get offended when swipe misspells a word like "too" and then auto correct tells me I was wrong. I no grammer bud!
January 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I get offended when swipe misspells a word like "too" and then auto correct tells me I was wrong. I no grammer bud!
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one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
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I would like to give a company 'money' and own an 'item' in exchange
Instead of renting or subscribing to it for perpetuity and watching it degrade as I pay more for it every month
It is a shocking concept AND YET what if... it could work
Instead of renting or subscribing to it for perpetuity and watching it degrade as I pay more for it every month
It is a shocking concept AND YET what if... it could work
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I would like to give a company 'money' and own an 'item' in exchange
Instead of renting or subscribing to it for perpetuity and watching it degrade as I pay more for it every month
It is a shocking concept AND YET what if... it could work
Instead of renting or subscribing to it for perpetuity and watching it degrade as I pay more for it every month
It is a shocking concept AND YET what if... it could work
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All my followers are real ones, fur shure bud!
December 25, 2024 at 4:18 AM
All my followers are real ones, fur shure bud!