Zephyr B
zephyrb.bsky.social
Zephyr B
@zephyrb.bsky.social
gasoline gut with a vaseline mind
if it was 2014 I could go absolutely viral with a buzzfeed listicle about “Life of a Showgirl Songs as Alabama Crimson Tide Losses”
October 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
some of these showgirl songs sound like the FSU loss idk
October 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
3. I’m Extrapolating What You Did Last Summer Based On a Data Set of What You Did Previous Summers

2. The Nature of Being is Such That I Can Never Truly Know What You Did Last Summer

1. Oh Boy I Wonder What You’re Going to Do This Summer (prequel)
July 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
And of course the ironic twist that you can’t even buy them in bulk
June 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
May 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You’re telling me they put ALL the trees in there, and it’s only $1.50 entry? Even adjusted for 2025 purchasing power that’s less than 13 bucks
May 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“No coke for me, thanks. I’ll just do a line of baking soda with a dash of fent”
April 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM