Zephyr B
zephyrb.bsky.social
Zephyr B
@zephyrb.bsky.social
gasoline gut with a vaseline mind
Gob’s not on board.
Animorphs x Arrested Development.

(Sorry. I made this and had no idea what to do with it, so it’s here now.)
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
May 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I've seen a lot of edits of Ambrose & Gunnel but somehow not this one yet. Be the change you wanna see, I guess. #Severance
March 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I keep forgetting Twitter is down and reflexively open the app, only to be greeted by this image every time
March 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Between the 848 of them in the United States, how many times do you think guys named Isis Hamas have had to say “no relation” in the last 12 years?
February 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
February 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
*v bravely*
Smosh is the MadTV to Dropout’s SNL
February 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
🎶 All around me are extruded faces…

It’s a CAD world 🎵
January 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
For about 1 week in 2008 the most important thing in the world to me was nearly destroying the family desktop trying to figure out how to install Linux so I could have this fuck-ass Ubuntu feature.
January 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Living a pointless existence but doing this the whole time so everyone knows I’m at peace with the absurdity of it
March 16, 2024 at 6:03 PM