Sorry for being so competitive I thought music therapy was supposed to play like musical chairs
January 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Sorry for being so competitive I thought music therapy was supposed to play like musical chairs
When are we getting Apple TV Smash Bros? I need to see Ted Lasso vs. Carol Sturka vs. Helly R
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
When are we getting Apple TV Smash Bros? I need to see Ted Lasso vs. Carol Sturka vs. Helly R
Today in Zephyr’s Mundane Dreams, a double feature:
- I dreamt that I needed to push a bookshelf a little closer to the wall
- later dreamt that someone disapproved how how I had the tone dials set on my bass amp
- I dreamt that I needed to push a bookshelf a little closer to the wall
- later dreamt that someone disapproved how how I had the tone dials set on my bass amp
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Today in Zephyr’s Mundane Dreams, a double feature:
- I dreamt that I needed to push a bookshelf a little closer to the wall
- later dreamt that someone disapproved how how I had the tone dials set on my bass amp
- I dreamt that I needed to push a bookshelf a little closer to the wall
- later dreamt that someone disapproved how how I had the tone dials set on my bass amp
That superstition about how you’re not supposed to do laundry on New Year’s Day (so as to not wash away any good fortune) kinda sounds like it was made up on the fly by someone who didn’t wanna do laundry with a hangover
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
That superstition about how you’re not supposed to do laundry on New Year’s Day (so as to not wash away any good fortune) kinda sounds like it was made up on the fly by someone who didn’t wanna do laundry with a hangover
Your honor, this has nothing to do with the case but while the defendant is under oath I’d like to ask — what did you mean when you posted “Walmart has become the thinking man’s Amazon”?
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Your honor, this has nothing to do with the case but while the defendant is under oath I’d like to ask — what did you mean when you posted “Walmart has become the thinking man’s Amazon”?
Boom mic operation is my business, and let me tell you business is booming
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Boom mic operation is my business, and let me tell you business is booming
All the world’s a stage? ALL of it? Fuck me I’m gonna need a really good lighting tech
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
All the world’s a stage? ALL of it? Fuck me I’m gonna need a really good lighting tech
The Ship of Theseus beings to rot. To avoid future rotting altogether, the stewards of the ship rebuild it using reclaimed steel from the wreckage of the Titanic. The new Ship of Theseus subsequently sinks when it sails through water from the melted iceberg.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Ship of Theseus beings to rot. To avoid future rotting altogether, the stewards of the ship rebuild it using reclaimed steel from the wreckage of the Titanic. The new Ship of Theseus subsequently sinks when it sails through water from the melted iceberg.
Gob’s not on board.
Animorphs x Arrested Development.
(Sorry. I made this and had no idea what to do with it, so it’s here now.)
Animorphs x Arrested Development.
(Sorry. I made this and had no idea what to do with it, so it’s here now.)
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Gob’s not on board.
Animorphs x Arrested Development.
(Sorry. I made this and had no idea what to do with it, so it’s here now.)
Animorphs x Arrested Development.
(Sorry. I made this and had no idea what to do with it, so it’s here now.)
*tastes the rat poison to see if it’s still fresh*
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
*tastes the rat poison to see if it’s still fresh*
The Memphis Grizzlies are simply refusing, as conscientious objectors, to win an NBA cup game to protest the UAE’s sportswashing efforts.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The Memphis Grizzlies are simply refusing, as conscientious objectors, to win an NBA cup game to protest the UAE’s sportswashing efforts.
Look it’s not fully that I’m an introvert. It’s just that my 9-5 job has me on the Societal Sleep Schedule whilst My People stay until 4am
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Look it’s not fully that I’m an introvert. It’s just that my 9-5 job has me on the Societal Sleep Schedule whilst My People stay until 4am
are swifties just the bama fans of pop music
October 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
are swifties just the bama fans of pop music
Plenty of people are willing to die for what they believe in, but only the privileged few get to die FROM what they believe in
September 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Plenty of people are willing to die for what they believe in, but only the privileged few get to die FROM what they believe in
I’m typically skeptical of decades-later sequels, but if they release Algebra III I’m there day one
August 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m typically skeptical of decades-later sequels, but if they release Algebra III I’m there day one
Somewhere out there is a guy who has been telling his Swiftie gf for years that it wouldn’t be fair for them to get married until Taylor does, and he is having a terrible week.
August 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Somewhere out there is a guy who has been telling his Swiftie gf for years that it wouldn’t be fair for them to get married until Taylor does, and he is having a terrible week.
“Would you like a waffle, a biscuit, AND a bagel?”
No that’s entirely too much bread
“But it’s part of this hotel’s continental breakfast”
Well then I must 🫡
No that’s entirely too much bread
“But it’s part of this hotel’s continental breakfast”
Well then I must 🫡
August 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
“Would you like a waffle, a biscuit, AND a bagel?”
No that’s entirely too much bread
“But it’s part of this hotel’s continental breakfast”
Well then I must 🫡
No that’s entirely too much bread
“But it’s part of this hotel’s continental breakfast”
Well then I must 🫡
Probably a controversial ranking, but:
7. I Know What You Did Last Summer
6. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
5. I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
4. I’m Starting To Forget What You Did Last Summer
(1/2)
7. I Know What You Did Last Summer
6. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
5. I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
4. I’m Starting To Forget What You Did Last Summer
(1/2)
July 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Probably a controversial ranking, but:
7. I Know What You Did Last Summer
6. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
5. I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
4. I’m Starting To Forget What You Did Last Summer
(1/2)
7. I Know What You Did Last Summer
6. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
5. I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
4. I’m Starting To Forget What You Did Last Summer
(1/2)
Something amusing to me about getting one’s anti-depressants from Costco
June 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Something amusing to me about getting one’s anti-depressants from Costco
Habeus Corpus? You barely know us!
May 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Habeus Corpus? You barely know us!
No shade to Joni Mitchell but that tree museum actually sounds like a pretty novel and oddly affordable date activity
May 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
No shade to Joni Mitchell but that tree museum actually sounds like a pretty novel and oddly affordable date activity
I fucking love a slice of plain, uncooked bread. I’m no better than a duck.
May 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I fucking love a slice of plain, uncooked bread. I’m no better than a duck.
It takes a village (people cover band)
April 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It takes a village (people cover band)
Working a new character:
Guy who doesn’t like cocaine but loves snorting the stuff its been cut with
Guy who doesn’t like cocaine but loves snorting the stuff its been cut with
April 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Working a new character:
Guy who doesn’t like cocaine but loves snorting the stuff its been cut with
Guy who doesn’t like cocaine but loves snorting the stuff its been cut with
I hear Balatro is in one of the new Black Mirror episodes so I can only assume the “evil technology” plot is about how Balatro is ruining my life
April 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I hear Balatro is in one of the new Black Mirror episodes so I can only assume the “evil technology” plot is about how Balatro is ruining my life