The Ship of Theseus beings to rot. To avoid future rotting altogether, the stewards of the ship rebuild it using reclaimed steel from the wreckage of the Titanic. The new Ship of Theseus subsequently sinks when it sails through water from the melted iceberg.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Ship of Theseus beings to rot. To avoid future rotting altogether, the stewards of the ship rebuild it using reclaimed steel from the wreckage of the Titanic. The new Ship of Theseus subsequently sinks when it sails through water from the melted iceberg.
Gob’s not on board.
Animorphs x Arrested Development.
(Sorry. I made this and had no idea what to do with it, so it’s here now.)
Animorphs x Arrested Development.
(Sorry. I made this and had no idea what to do with it, so it’s here now.)
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Gob’s not on board.
Animorphs x Arrested Development.
(Sorry. I made this and had no idea what to do with it, so it’s here now.)
Animorphs x Arrested Development.
(Sorry. I made this and had no idea what to do with it, so it’s here now.)
*tastes the rat poison to see if it’s still fresh*
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
*tastes the rat poison to see if it’s still fresh*
The Memphis Grizzlies are simply refusing, as conscientious objectors, to win an NBA cup game to protest the UAE’s sportswashing efforts.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The Memphis Grizzlies are simply refusing, as conscientious objectors, to win an NBA cup game to protest the UAE’s sportswashing efforts.
Look it’s not fully that I’m an introvert. It’s just that my 9-5 job has me on the Societal Sleep Schedule whilst My People stay until 4am
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Look it’s not fully that I’m an introvert. It’s just that my 9-5 job has me on the Societal Sleep Schedule whilst My People stay until 4am
are swifties just the bama fans of pop music
October 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
are swifties just the bama fans of pop music
Plenty of people are willing to die for what they believe in, but only the privileged few get to die FROM what they believe in
September 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Plenty of people are willing to die for what they believe in, but only the privileged few get to die FROM what they believe in
I’m typically skeptical of decades-later sequels, but if they release Algebra III I’m there day one
August 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m typically skeptical of decades-later sequels, but if they release Algebra III I’m there day one
Somewhere out there is a guy who has been telling his Swiftie gf for years that it wouldn’t be fair for them to get married until Taylor does, and he is having a terrible week.
August 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Somewhere out there is a guy who has been telling his Swiftie gf for years that it wouldn’t be fair for them to get married until Taylor does, and he is having a terrible week.
“Would you like a waffle, a biscuit, AND a bagel?”
No that’s entirely too much bread
“But it’s part of this hotel’s continental breakfast”
Well then I must 🫡
No that’s entirely too much bread
“But it’s part of this hotel’s continental breakfast”
Well then I must 🫡
August 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
“Would you like a waffle, a biscuit, AND a bagel?”
No that’s entirely too much bread
“But it’s part of this hotel’s continental breakfast”
Well then I must 🫡
No that’s entirely too much bread
“But it’s part of this hotel’s continental breakfast”
Well then I must 🫡
Probably a controversial ranking, but:
7. I Know What You Did Last Summer
6. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
5. I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
4. I’m Starting To Forget What You Did Last Summer
(1/2)
7. I Know What You Did Last Summer
6. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
5. I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
4. I’m Starting To Forget What You Did Last Summer
(1/2)
July 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Probably a controversial ranking, but:
7. I Know What You Did Last Summer
6. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
5. I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
4. I’m Starting To Forget What You Did Last Summer
(1/2)
7. I Know What You Did Last Summer
6. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
5. I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
4. I’m Starting To Forget What You Did Last Summer
(1/2)
Something amusing to me about getting one’s anti-depressants from Costco
June 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Something amusing to me about getting one’s anti-depressants from Costco
Habeus Corpus? You barely know us!
May 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Habeus Corpus? You barely know us!
No shade to Joni Mitchell but that tree museum actually sounds like a pretty novel and oddly affordable date activity
May 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
No shade to Joni Mitchell but that tree museum actually sounds like a pretty novel and oddly affordable date activity
I fucking love a slice of plain, uncooked bread. I’m no better than a duck.
May 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I fucking love a slice of plain, uncooked bread. I’m no better than a duck.
It takes a village (people cover band)
April 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It takes a village (people cover band)
Working a new character:
Guy who doesn’t like cocaine but loves snorting the stuff its been cut with
Guy who doesn’t like cocaine but loves snorting the stuff its been cut with
April 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Working a new character:
Guy who doesn’t like cocaine but loves snorting the stuff its been cut with
Guy who doesn’t like cocaine but loves snorting the stuff its been cut with
I hear Balatro is in one of the new Black Mirror episodes so I can only assume the “evil technology” plot is about how Balatro is ruining my life
April 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I hear Balatro is in one of the new Black Mirror episodes so I can only assume the “evil technology” plot is about how Balatro is ruining my life
a severance procedure specifically for separating player knowledge and character knowledge in your ttrpgs
April 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
a severance procedure specifically for separating player knowledge and character knowledge in your ttrpgs
I've seen a lot of edits of Ambrose & Gunnel but somehow not this one yet. Be the change you wanna see, I guess. #Severance
March 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I've seen a lot of edits of Ambrose & Gunnel but somehow not this one yet. Be the change you wanna see, I guess. #Severance
BREAKING: Amelia Dimoldenberg to Fortnite
March 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
BREAKING: Amelia Dimoldenberg to Fortnite
Just saw a guy with a shirt that says “I ❤️ MY HOTWIFE” and I can’t help but feel like a space would have a done a lot of heavy lifting
March 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just saw a guy with a shirt that says “I ❤️ MY HOTWIFE” and I can’t help but feel like a space would have a done a lot of heavy lifting
Pi Day in 1592 must have been fuckin lit
March 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Pi Day in 1592 must have been fuckin lit
I keep forgetting Twitter is down and reflexively open the app, only to be greeted by this image every time
March 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I keep forgetting Twitter is down and reflexively open the app, only to be greeted by this image every time