Zekaiyu Narcosleepy
@zekaiyu.bsky.social
im just a worm.. its raining so i crawled up out the dirt to breathe
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my Pokémon when confused: hurts itself
enemy Pokémon when confused: hit lands, it's super effective, it's weather boosted, it's a critical hit, it does psychic damage, it hits me through the screen,
enemy Pokémon when confused: hit lands, it's super effective, it's weather boosted, it's a critical hit, it does psychic damage, it hits me through the screen,
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
my Pokémon when confused: hurts itself
enemy Pokémon when confused: hit lands, it's super effective, it's weather boosted, it's a critical hit, it does psychic damage, it hits me through the screen,
enemy Pokémon when confused: hit lands, it's super effective, it's weather boosted, it's a critical hit, it does psychic damage, it hits me through the screen,
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![No one:
The American healthcare system:
[a guy with a bird and his shirt says "I'm a luxury" and on the back "few can afford"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreidixfdwokzgei2ak4jmksmto62fhorkkslsxtcz3yr5z3x3w57fea@jpeg)
on a scale of Dante to Kobeni, what's your DDR skill level
August 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
on a scale of Dante to Kobeni, what's your DDR skill level
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sometimes I forget I have dyslexia but then I have to read something written in a serif font and end up having to reread and squint and highlight text and I still have no fking clue what the heck i just read
June 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
sometimes I forget I have dyslexia but then I have to read something written in a serif font and end up having to reread and squint and highlight text and I still have no fking clue what the heck i just read
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Ein Kanadier ist in ICE-Haft gestorben. Er ist der zehnte Mensch, der dieses Jahr in ICE-Haft starb. Erst vor kurzem erlitt eine inhaftierte Frau eine Totgeburt, nachdem ihr medizinische Hilfe verwehrt wurde. ihre Füße waren laut ihrer Aussage währenddessen in zwischenzeitlich in Ketten gelegt.
June 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Ein Kanadier ist in ICE-Haft gestorben. Er ist der zehnte Mensch, der dieses Jahr in ICE-Haft starb. Erst vor kurzem erlitt eine inhaftierte Frau eine Totgeburt, nachdem ihr medizinische Hilfe verwehrt wurde. ihre Füße waren laut ihrer Aussage währenddessen in zwischenzeitlich in Ketten gelegt.
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![well, you don't look sick or disabled!
[a see thru plastic chair - inside the plastic you see a broken up chair not attached to other pieces - nonfunctional]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreibr5otydiqe7stpq5rs7kiju3cwj5welxyegm4w57lu2x2m4x7mcy@jpeg)
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The Ku Klux Klan Acts (passed in 1870 & 1871 to protect 14th amend rights) were particularly focused on masked gunmen who violated the civil rights of Black people. We should remember this history when masked law enforcement ofcrs are deployed in our communities.
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
June 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The Ku Klux Klan Acts (passed in 1870 & 1871 to protect 14th amend rights) were particularly focused on masked gunmen who violated the civil rights of Black people. We should remember this history when masked law enforcement ofcrs are deployed in our communities.
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
i had to explain to a 19 year old claires employee what a lobotomy is how was everyone else's fathers day
June 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i had to explain to a 19 year old claires employee what a lobotomy is how was everyone else's fathers day
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where my moon enjoyers at
April 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
where my moon enjoyers at
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ME: *exercises, eats healthy, gets lots of sleep, sticks crystals up my butt, does underwater goat yoga, bathes in essential oils, eats a newborn baby, snorts charcoal dust*
MY CHRONIC ILLNESS:
MY CHRONIC ILLNESS:
a man says you 're stuck with me
ALT: a man says you 're stuck with me
media.tenor.com
April 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ME: *exercises, eats healthy, gets lots of sleep, sticks crystals up my butt, does underwater goat yoga, bathes in essential oils, eats a newborn baby, snorts charcoal dust*
MY CHRONIC ILLNESS:
MY CHRONIC ILLNESS:
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It's almost the time of the year that I like to switch out my Raynaud's Syndrome with a little peripheral neuropathy, to keep things fresh.
April 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's almost the time of the year that I like to switch out my Raynaud's Syndrome with a little peripheral neuropathy, to keep things fresh.
tomorrow is lesbian visibility day, get all your gay wlw crimes in today while you're still invisible babes
April 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
tomorrow is lesbian visibility day, get all your gay wlw crimes in today while you're still invisible babes
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it is 2025 how do some of these private practices not have websites. how are you in business. are you still using paper charts, autoclaving and re-sharpening your needles.
April 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
it is 2025 how do some of these private practices not have websites. how are you in business. are you still using paper charts, autoclaving and re-sharpening your needles.
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![I don't always have fatigue [dos equis - the most interesting man in the world guy] actually, no, I always have fatigue](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreihjqjbzopirvrnxzldudh3gnmvrdz6ys5atihf32qnbrv4grah4ka@jpeg)
idk who needs to hear this but. do not make your resume 4 pages. format that shit to 1 page. if it doesn't fit, you have too much on there. 4 pages is WHACK do not go there fr
April 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
idk who needs to hear this but. do not make your resume 4 pages. format that shit to 1 page. if it doesn't fit, you have too much on there. 4 pages is WHACK do not go there fr
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I've never smoked a day in my life, I think they smell, I brag regularly about my prestein pink lungs.
But smoking looks objectively cool.
But smoking looks objectively cool.
March 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I've never smoked a day in my life, I think they smell, I brag regularly about my prestein pink lungs.
But smoking looks objectively cool.
But smoking looks objectively cool.
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I’m hearing a lot of “I can’t do dry January” from people whose elbows sure look like they’re doing dry January
January 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m hearing a lot of “I can’t do dry January” from people whose elbows sure look like they’re doing dry January