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Zac Lambert
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Ask me about Persona 5 Royal
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for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation
March 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Alright so here’s what you’re going to do: you’re going to click this link to go to the Capcom bundle on Fanatical. You’re going to add Ghost Trick and AceAttorney to the deal. You’re going to play some of the best games ever made. You’re going to get brainrot
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add more games to save more
February 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I knew the entire stadium would shout along with A Minor but still didn’t make it any less funny when it actually happened
February 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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You should go for it
January 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Who's ready for the worst four years ever
January 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Today is the last day you can post this picture
December 31, 2024 at 8:02 AM
“I’ll just play a few rounds in Balatro” said the stupid man stupidly
December 15, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Very proud of my Italian heritage today for no particular reason
December 9, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
How tf are you gonna take woke shit out of a role-playing game? I’ll just pretend it’s still there dumbass
November 29, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Oh we’re posting ancient memes on here huh? Are rage comics going to make a comeback?
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 24, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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Look, I know this might be a hard thing to head, but as we get closer to the holiday season there’s something you need to know: I’ve seen the court records. Grandpa is planning to sue the pants off of Santa. And based on this filing, I think the law is on his side.
November 20, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!
November 19, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Excited for Balatro, sad for Infinite Wealth
November 18, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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Determined to make this place less of an echo chamber by coming up with some bold new takes: for example, we should abolish the electoral college and replace it with a 12 foot man in an executioner mask with a gigantic hammer
November 17, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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Jake Paul should fight Dianne Feinstein next
November 16, 2024 at 5:55 AM
If you see this post, post your favorite Pokémon
November 16, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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RFK JR day 1 in HHS after the worms take back over:
November 15, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Media I enjoy:

🎮 Ace Attorney
🎮 Ace Attorney
🎮 Ace Attorney
🎮 Ace Attorney
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🎮 Ace Attorney
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🎮 Yakuza
🎮 Ace Attorney
November 15, 2024 at 2:34 AM