Zareef
@zareef.bsky.social
bad takes are actually satire
Austin, TX
Austin, TX
we have brocedes at home
June 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
we have brocedes at home
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Don’t be shy— let us know which book character(s) you could fix🫣😅
April 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Don’t be shy— let us know which book character(s) you could fix🫣😅
life long Dallas wings fan here checking in
April 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
life long Dallas wings fan here checking in
Hey, I took that picture!
To bring a little joy to your timeline, here's a picture of Krysten Ritter holding a signed copy of Shadow the Hedgehog for the Nintendo GameCube that was taken last night somehow.
March 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hey, I took that picture!
can’t believe we lost to these guys
March 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
can’t believe we lost to these guys
look at my team, dawg, we’re going 7-10 😭
Things are getting heated online between former Dallas Cowboys teammates DeMarcus Lawrence and Micah Parsons 🍿
March 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
look at my team, dawg, we’re going 7-10 😭
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elimination chamber turned into the WWE fanfiction I used to write as a kid real quick
March 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
elimination chamber turned into the WWE fanfiction I used to write as a kid real quick
I’ll say it. We should’ve started Otter.
February 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I’ll say it. We should’ve started Otter.
golden goal, who says no?
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
golden goal, who says no?
Gatorade bath before the two minute warning is crazy work.
February 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Gatorade bath before the two minute warning is crazy work.
someone must’ve had a camera on Taylor swift during not like us, right?
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
someone must’ve had a camera on Taylor swift during not like us, right?
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haha just kidding… unless?
February 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
haha just kidding… unless?
the SEC is gonna kick us out for scheduling the national champion in back to back years.
January 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
the SEC is gonna kick us out for scheduling the national champion in back to back years.
Cold take at this point but Josh Allen is 3rd in the mvp race (and this season would’ve won him it last year)
December 29, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Cold take at this point but Josh Allen is 3rd in the mvp race (and this season would’ve won him it last year)
is anybody gonna tell the Kyle Field music operator who Mo Bamba is?
December 1, 2024 at 1:08 AM
is anybody gonna tell the Kyle Field music operator who Mo Bamba is?
The Rizzler got a bigger pop than when John Cena announced to a crowd that Bin Laden was just killed.
November 25, 2024 at 7:28 AM
The Rizzler got a bigger pop than when John Cena announced to a crowd that Bin Laden was just killed.
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Max Verstappen claims his fourth CONSECUTIVE World Drivers’ Championship.
@max33verstappen1.bsky.social
Max Verstappen claims his fourth CONSECUTIVE World Drivers’ Championship.
@max33verstappen1.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 7:27 AM
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Max Verstappen claims his fourth CONSECUTIVE World Drivers’ Championship.
@max33verstappen1.bsky.social
Max Verstappen claims his fourth CONSECUTIVE World Drivers’ Championship.
@max33verstappen1.bsky.social
pls don’t make me move the goalposts
November 16, 2024 at 5:22 AM
pls don’t make me move the goalposts
singing along to your own entrance music like you’re a fan is negative aura, I’m afraid…
November 16, 2024 at 5:00 AM
singing along to your own entrance music like you’re a fan is negative aura, I’m afraid…
hearing AT&T stadium chant STARS on the anthem did something for me
November 16, 2024 at 4:54 AM
hearing AT&T stadium chant STARS on the anthem did something for me
Serrano was robbed (my stream worked for maybe 15% of that fight)
November 16, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Serrano was robbed (my stream worked for maybe 15% of that fight)
Dallas Stars are touchdown merchants
November 15, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Dallas Stars are touchdown merchants
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November 14, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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