when the star on the tree is an actual star lol

A NASA photo of the Christmas Tree Cluster 🎄

as a cheese lover i think my mild lactose intolerance actually enhances the cheese-eating experience. it gives the whole thing gravitas and consequence. the bliss is sweeter when i know i will willingly suffer for it

I understand we’re having another spike of new arrivals from That Other Place, so welcome, here’s a celebratory fruit basket, please be aware that orcas are our national mammal here, they embody the “fuck it, we wreckin’ yachts” revolutionary proletariat spirit we prize so highly

When everyone else wears a costume it's cute and funny and "Halloween" but when I wear a flying squirrel onesie in June I'm childish and need therapy

It's funny how the "As seen on TV" aisle has just become TikTok/YouTube people aisle

Pittsburgh controversy, tater tots are better than French fries, and I made my steak salad with mini tater tots in the air fryer

If you were born with a disability do you think about the stuff you can't do? I was born with a degenerative eye disease so I've learned how to do it all without great eyesight. You learn or adapt but the interactions with non-disabled people always crack me up

Society will never reach it's peak until people realize you are supposed to pull shopping carts

One day I will have a crow battalion and raccoon cavalry

So cuddly

Bird gaming

The Field of Eyes Beneath the Rising Moon

#DarkArt