Hampton Smith (he/him)
@zaratan.bsky.social
I feel this graphic design should have been market-tested beyond Germany.
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I feel this graphic design should have been market-tested beyond Germany.
Free SciFi scene I think is funny and you can use:
1: I regret we don't have the instrumentation for the Earth Planetary Anthem. I'll be performing it alone--I hope to do it justice.
2: I've always thought it was quite easy.
1: [hurt]
[later]
1: [opens mouth, full choir Ode to Joy]
1: I regret we don't have the instrumentation for the Earth Planetary Anthem. I'll be performing it alone--I hope to do it justice.
2: I've always thought it was quite easy.
1: [hurt]
[later]
1: [opens mouth, full choir Ode to Joy]
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Free SciFi scene I think is funny and you can use:
1: I regret we don't have the instrumentation for the Earth Planetary Anthem. I'll be performing it alone--I hope to do it justice.
2: I've always thought it was quite easy.
1: [hurt]
[later]
1: [opens mouth, full choir Ode to Joy]
1: I regret we don't have the instrumentation for the Earth Planetary Anthem. I'll be performing it alone--I hope to do it justice.
2: I've always thought it was quite easy.
1: [hurt]
[later]
1: [opens mouth, full choir Ode to Joy]
I was sadly lacking a plug adapter, but then I found a magical place called #canadiantire that is open on Canadian Thanksgiving and seems to sell everything except tires
October 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I was sadly lacking a plug adapter, but then I found a magical place called #canadiantire that is open on Canadian Thanksgiving and seems to sell everything except tires
By far the funniest joke in #lowerdecks is that it casually and canonically tells us where we go when we die.
"Why is he smiling?? WHAT DOES HE KNOW."
"Why is he smiling?? WHAT DOES HE KNOW."
September 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
By far the funniest joke in #lowerdecks is that it casually and canonically tells us where we go when we die.
"Why is he smiling?? WHAT DOES HE KNOW."
"Why is he smiling?? WHAT DOES HE KNOW."
Big ass lion with @deadizz.bsky.social. #london
September 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Big ass lion with @deadizz.bsky.social. #london
Twelfth Night at the #globetheater in #london.
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Twelfth Night at the #globetheater in #london.
So we had no idea the major action for Gaza going on in #london this weekend. Happened to get a hotel along the march route and happened to wander out for lunch precisely as it was approaching, at which point we were accidentally but enthusiastically involved. #callitgenocide #ceasefirenow
September 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
So we had no idea the major action for Gaza going on in #london this weekend. Happened to get a hotel along the march route and happened to wander out for lunch precisely as it was approaching, at which point we were accidentally but enthusiastically involved. #callitgenocide #ceasefirenow
"Gedenke, dass du sterben musst." -@berlinersparkasse.bsky.social
August 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"Gedenke, dass du sterben musst." -@berlinersparkasse.bsky.social
Some days you just wanna watch #emilyaxford drive @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social slowly mad until you cry laughing.
Emily Axford's Killer Instinct [Dimension 20]
YouTube video by Spitfire5
www.youtube.com
August 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Some days you just wanna watch #emilyaxford drive @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social slowly mad until you cry laughing.
Nobody told me #donaldknuth was so horny! #thetexbook
August 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Nobody told me #donaldknuth was so horny! #thetexbook
You see South Carolina in @spiegel.de and your breath catches. "Oh no. What have we done." And then you find out it's just radioactive wasps and you think, "Whew. It's just radioactive wasps."
In den USA wurden vier radioaktiv verseuchte Wespennester auf einer alten Nuklearanlage gefunden, die im Kalten Krieg gebaut worden war, um Materialien für Atomwaffen zu produzieren. Anwohner sind besorgt. Das ist über den Fall bekannt.
South Carolina: Was hat es mit den radioaktiven Wespennestern auf sich?
In den USA wurden vier radioaktiv verseuchte Wespennester auf einer alten Nuklearanlage gefunden, die im Kalten Krieg gebaut worden war, um Materialien für Atomwaffen zu produzieren. Anwohner sind besorgt. Das ist über den Fall bekannt.
www.spiegel.de
August 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You see South Carolina in @spiegel.de and your breath catches. "Oh no. What have we done." And then you find out it's just radioactive wasps and you think, "Whew. It's just radioactive wasps."
Reposted by Hampton Smith (he/him)
Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time
August 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time
Metropolis with live orchestra at #kinobabylon! @deadizz.bsky.social
July 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Metropolis with live orchestra at #kinobabylon! @deadizz.bsky.social
I just wanna say, I caught hell for listing a "staff engineer" as being below a senior engineer once and here's Tim Cain, lead on the original Fallout, doing the same. ;) www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGfa...
Why I Left Fallout 2
YouTube video by Timothy Cain
www.youtube.com
July 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I just wanna say, I caught hell for listing a "staff engineer" as being below a senior engineer once and here's Tim Cain, lead on the original Fallout, doing the same. ;) www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGfa...
July 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Can we talk about this shakshuka-inspired dinner @deadizz.bsky.social made for us??
July 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Can we talk about this shakshuka-inspired dinner @deadizz.bsky.social made for us??
#providentcreditunion decided a $5 transaction looked fishy and fully locked my card just in time for all my beginning-of-month automatic payments to fail. Thanks guys!
July 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
#providentcreditunion decided a $5 transaction looked fishy and fully locked my card just in time for all my beginning-of-month automatic payments to fail. Thanks guys!
Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.
June 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.
Cultural forces in a given domain are _wild_. The CLI command to create a new Hugo site is `hugo new site quickstart` and I find that, like, _upsetting_. Obviously the noun goes first. _Obviously_ this should be `hugo site new quickstart`. I'm, like, _angry_ at them for this norms violation.
June 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Cultural forces in a given domain are _wild_. The CLI command to create a new Hugo site is `hugo new site quickstart` and I find that, like, _upsetting_. Obviously the noun goes first. _Obviously_ this should be `hugo site new quickstart`. I'm, like, _angry_ at them for this norms violation.
Went to Museuminsel, complained about the tourists. Good little afternoon.
June 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Went to Museuminsel, complained about the tourists. Good little afternoon.
Taking your meds is a revolutionary act. Busting out the big guns.
June 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Taking your meds is a revolutionary act. Busting out the big guns.
Existing in the world as a mathematician is dangerous because sometimes your morning is hijacked by the counter-intuitiveness of #bayesianprobability. 1/
June 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Existing in the world as a mathematician is dangerous because sometimes your morning is hijacked by the counter-intuitiveness of #bayesianprobability. 1/