Hampton Smith (he/him)
zaratan.bsky.social
Hampton Smith (he/him)
@zaratan.bsky.social
I feel this graphic design should have been market-tested beyond Germany.
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I was sadly lacking a plug adapter, but then I found a magical place called #canadiantire that is open on Canadian Thanksgiving and seems to sell everything except tires
October 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Big ass lion with @deadizz.bsky.social. #london
September 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Twelfth Night at the #globetheater in #london.
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
So we had no idea the major action for Gaza going on in #london this weekend. Happened to get a hotel along the march route and happened to wander out for lunch precisely as it was approaching, at which point we were accidentally but enthusiastically involved. #callitgenocide #ceasefirenow
September 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Greetings from #london!
September 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"Gedenke, dass du sterben musst." -@berlinersparkasse.bsky.social
August 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Nobody told me #donaldknuth was so horny! #thetexbook
August 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
July 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Can we talk about this shakshuka-inspired dinner @deadizz.bsky.social made for us??
July 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Went to Museuminsel, complained about the tourists. Good little afternoon.
June 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
June 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Taking your meds is a revolutionary act. Busting out the big guns.
June 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A safe and powerful #pridemonth to all, particularly to my #trans friends fighting in the US. It is a good time to get out. There is not a soul left who is undecided. But if you can't get out, or you choose to stay and fight, know we're behind you and give 'em hell.
June 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Clothes, GLORIOUS clothes! (For context, the washer had been broken for more than a week and the situation was becoming dire)
June 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Say what you want about European innovation, but tomato-paste-in-a-tube is game changing
May 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Pro tip: you can make your comfort foods, even when you don't need comfort. They don't check at the store. #eggplant #italianfood #homecooking
May 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Convincing Europeans that, no really, please fill the mug to the top with hot water, continues to be a work in progress
May 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Witness the power of this fully armed and operational rice cooker.
May 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It is fascinating to me that Coke's branding is so strong that I know not only that this is a coke but that it is a diet coke, and it didn't even occur to me to wonder until after I bought it and sat down
May 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Lengthy thread on expat website about workarounds to open a bakery in Berlin without a baking license.

Me:
May 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
People leave fresh flowers at Brecht's grave. I think that's nice
April 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
April 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
New city. Who dis?
March 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Whenever another friend announces they're leaving the country
February 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM