ZakMcGwak
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Apparently an MTG player now too?
“Marry early but don’t, like, spend any time with them.”
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 PM
My earphones can tell which background sounds not to send to the person I’m talking to, but the Halo Space armor can’t filter out flinches? No wonder the covenant kicked humanity’s ass so long
December 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I think it was a bit improvement pacing-wise. Probably the most eventful and engaging episode since the first two. Jumping between character stories a little more and having them both go through some real gnarly shit in two very different ways was great.
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“Got dangit Peggy, nowhere in the Bible does it say Jesus has a smart phone! If he wanted to talk to you he’d call you on a landline and use his voice.”
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
There are some super busted builds that make it a lot easier and I believe there’s no shame at all in using them.
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
He wasn’t doing this on forums or fellow-kids-group-chats either, this was on Facebook. Saw lots of concerned comments from his mother, aunts, and uncles.
August 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reminds me of a kid I vaguely knew in high school who would do “you think anime is for kids???” posts accompanied with gifs of the most gory, fucked up anime deaths he could find. I’m sure he thought he was proving something, but he really just gave anime haters a different reason to hate it.
August 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“The Hunt for Gollum” sounds like the name of some HB cartoon holiday special, or one of those “2 hour long TV event!” Type episodes we saw once every year or two back in the day. Can’t imagine how they make that concept interesting, and it’s surely impossibly to make it both interesting and good.
August 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’ve liked the doodles I’ve met (none of this is the dogs’ fault after all) but every vet, trainer, behaviorist, and really anyone in any dog-adjacent field I’ve ever talked to, seem to unanimously agree that people gotta stop encouraging doodle breeders to make more doodles.
August 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I don’t like playing Magic, I like playing fetch with my dog
July 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Thoughts on those dial-up tones you heard every time you connected to the internet back in the early 2000s?
July 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It would be in the first ten minutes of the game, and would somehow be the hardest part in the whole thing.
July 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
And people just across the bridge five miles away in Vancouver bought it all, hook line and sinker. They were terrified to drive ten minutes away from their homes because of what some dude at a desk in on the other side of the country told them.
June 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
They loved showing video of businesses putting boards up to protect their windows, but those were all old footage from businesses closing down when Covid started. They loved showing protestors defending themselves, but never wanted to show what they were defending themselves against.
June 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’ll never forget when I worked two blocks from the Portland courthouse- the supposed center of the “horrific violence” in Portland- at the height of the BLM protests some five years ago. The things I saw walking to work did not match the narrative being pushed by conservative news at all.
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I brought mine home, popped in Pokémon Scarlet, and went “wow damn yeah this really does run buttery smooth now huh?”

Then I remembered that the frame rate isn’t what burned me out on Pokémon, aaaaand it’s on the shelf for a while
June 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
While episode 2 was the peak of the show’s cringe factor, the running theme of Rogen’s character’s bad/infuriating decisions continue to be what incites conflict in every episode.
May 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
May 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Oh my blink deck NEEDS a stinky
May 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Definitely read most of that post before scrolling far enough to see the image. Almost got my hard hat on, thinking it was constructo-man advice time.
May 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Looks like they’re trying to lay it at the feet of the people they’ve already laid off which…. Sure does seem AWFULLY CONVENIENT to me.
May 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Aight I finished it. CHRIST what a show
May 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Oh my gosh, I know a celebrity now! Hey mom, I know a guy from TT’s blocklist!
May 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM