ZakMcGwak
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ZakMcGwak
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Corgmaster
Electrician
Apparently an MTG player now too?
Oh shit
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Insectoidvania
August 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Gave my commander Ward - Kill Zach’s actual dog.

It’s the ultimate politic move. I’m never gonna deal with commander removal again.
April 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
4 years of having these two together and this is the first time I've ever seen zippy share her couch!
January 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oh hellllllllll yeah merry Christmas me
December 26, 2024 at 2:29 PM
For years as a teen I swore up and down, straight to the faces of far better-read and more intelligent people than I, that Eragon and Eldest were two of the best fantasy novels ever written. Sure I was young, but not too young to like.... Read other books.
What is your most embarrassing "when I was a young nerd" story?

Mine is: when I was a young nerd I spent an entire month of my life designing a prestige class for D&D 3.5 based on the shinigami from Bleach.

It was unplayably complex and broken but I tried to convince my DM to let me run it anyway.
December 5, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Big d6 big d6 big d6 big d6
December 1, 2024 at 5:02 AM
.... Yeah. YEAH. I'll take any laughs I can get at this point.
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Reposted by ZakMcGwak
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Catching up on Podcasts I fell behind on this past week and they all end with some sort of "please go vote, let's make a difference" type message and like.... Damn. I guess we didn't listen to the podcasters enough.
November 6, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Keanu, hunched over his computer at 2am, frantically googling sonic lore:
"Shadow the hedgehog sonic friends?"
"Shadow hedgehog backstory"
"Chao garden canon?"
"Do Sonic and shadow kis-"
Backspace
"Do Sonic and shadow kill people?"
"Shadow the hedgehog guns"
"Shadow the hedgehog furry John Wick?"
October 30, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Reposted by ZakMcGwak
Never forget what they took from us.
October 19, 2024 at 8:04 PM
When I click the blue butterfly icon on my phone
August 18, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Who even puts three colors in a deck. Don't put three colors in a deck. You get one color, you get two colors, you get five colors. No three or four. WotC needs to stop making three color commanders.
where is the Controversial Magic: the Gathering Takes Bluesky Feed. i need people to know that counterspells should be a lot stronger, in every format. reskeet with your magic the gathering opinions please
August 11, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Alright, fine. Fine, I guess I'll get back into Magic the Goddamn Gathering
#corgi #mtg
July 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Further Corgis in Canada
July 8, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Corgis in Canada!
July 8, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I think Acolyte is.... Pretty okay? And in a world where a LOT of star wars is pretty garbage, I'll take and enjoy pretty okay!
June 7, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Beach day beach day beach day beach day beach day
June 2, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Them dogs
May 28, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Three episodes in and I feel like the Fallout show finally broke my weird, excessive squeamishness around blood and gore onscreen. I've seen human bodies get mangled, crushed, and blown up in so many horrifying ways but I haven't felt that compulsion to run away and vomit once.

I'm finally free.
April 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
If I had only known, I alone would have purchased enough to make them a success. Goddamn. Biscuit tacos.
Taco Bell Biscuit Tacos (2015-2016): Following the failure of the waffle tacos, TB went back to the well and gave the world egg and cheese "tacos" wrapped in a biscuit, available in either sausage or bacon. Like the waffle variant, these were also discontinued after about a year.
April 15, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Haven't even started the game yet but I'm bouncing off the walls with excitement about FFVIIRebirth having two discs
March 3, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I do not miss the MMORPG-lifestyle but I do really miss MMO Holiday events. Logging in to see my favorite game cities covered in snow, presents and fun costumes everywhere. Seasonal dungeons and puzzles. Candy corn goblins evil snowmen. That was good stuff.
December 12, 2023 at 3:27 AM
Oh my god I can't wait until filmcow finds out. Somebody tell filmcow.
November 30, 2023 at 4:40 AM