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21st century schizoid whatever
I stopped watching stranger things after three seasons. Dont know about you but the absurd amount of time between seasons and overlong episodes really made me lose interest. Then the thing that made me never actually want to catch up was the some of the casts shitty beliefs I couldn't look passed.
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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I did flipbooks for all of the Animorphs covers I did, but they appeared in black and white and very small, so I am posting them here so you can see them large and in color. No AI here--just Elastic Reality and painting. You can buy a signed print of this cover here:
www.etsy.com/listing/798775628
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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And now schools are closed throughout Minneapolis for the rest of the week. To protect the children from the government. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
People used to put quaker in their business because they were known for their honest business practices but also if if you have quaker in your name and youre not a quaker business how am I supposed to trust you or your oats?
January 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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NEW: Woman shot dead by ICE agent in Minneapolis identified as Renee Good, 37.

According to her mom, Renee had 3 children and was not part of any ICE protest groups
January 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I've never been a big john cena fan but I was excited when his retirement tour started and he turned heel. They totally blew that though. Reversed it like a month later. Also him tapping so nonchalantly in his last match was kind less like I am defeated and more like I am tired.
January 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
How hard would it be to just like undo inflation? Just revert everything back to when a penny had a little spending power? Because I think thatd be fun. Have a whole meal for 15 cents make the single digit billionaires back into filthy multi millionaires.
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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I need y’all to listen to this. Crank it up. Hats off to comrade “I will end you” 🫡
An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.

If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Try to get loose legged joggers but all the models got skinny legs. Sorry I got meat on my bones. I just want pants I can move around in and won't trip over. That's entirely why I like joggers. 100% a functional thing. I dont care that much about looks. Said it before but I dont like pants fashion
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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this just so perfectly encapsulates the decades-long messaging failures by the dems
Republicans made welfare fraud in Minnesota the most important story in the country. Schumer turned a war for oil into a question about national security briefings.
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I always read jet from cowboy bebop as black. And so did a lot of black people. People will be like "but he's so pale." He's light skinned. You ever see a really light skinned black guy? They have similar complexions to jet.
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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Denmark is a NATO ally. Talking about annexing Greenland is insane.

Every pundit, think tanker, “professional”, etc. who whitewashes it should never be close to power again.
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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wild to see every news outlet use the term "capture" to describe what happened. we're not at war with venezuela! this is *objectively* an illegal kidnapping of a sovereign country's leader
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Be sure to have the name of the office you want to be directed to and that be all you say to them bc if you say anything that isnt direct instruction they will hang up on you
Capitol switchboard
(202) 225-3121

Call your reps. Demand impeachment.

No illegal war in our names.
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 AM
I feel like I should take up weed now that i'm well into my thirties. It's legal here. Gonna start partaking in the leaf.

I'm probably not gonna do that.
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Anyway, Christmas, my birthday, and new years all being within a week of each other really started to bum me out when I got to my mid twenties and it just got worse from there. Like wow all these reminders of the passage of time right after each other really adds to my constant existential dread.
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Happy new year. youtu.be/H7fBFtif9H4?...
the Mountain Goats - This Year (Official Video)
YouTube video by the Mountain Goats
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I saw bare footprints in frost a few years ago when walking my dog and I couldn't think of any good reasons why those would be there. I still can't actually. It was well below freezing. That's not good barefoot weather.
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 AM